Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment A British man liked his first hair transplant so much he returned to Turkey for a second round. Unfortunately, he won't be around to give a one star review about his experience (theguardian.com) 1098 clicks;posted toMain »on 03 Aug 2025 at4:36 PM(1 hour ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 28 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest FormlessOne (2) Funniest 8 hours ago Hair today, gone tomorrow. SpectroBoy (16) Funniest 8 hours ago FormlessOne: Hair today, gone tomorrow. I'll get the lights. / and don't go to shiat hole places to save money on medical procedures! markie_farkie (13) Funniest 7 hours ago SpectroBoy: FormlessOne: Hair today, gone tomorrow. I'll get the lights. / and don't go to shiat hole places to save money on medical procedures! Yeah better to go bankrupt in the good ole USA where we have the world's best healthcare. https://www.healthsystemtracker.org/chart-collection/quality-u-s-healthcare-system-compare-countries/ SpectroBoy (6) Funniest 5 hours ago markie_farkie: SpectroBoy: FormlessOne: Hair today, gone tomorrow. I'll get the lights. / and don't go to shiat hole places to save money on medical procedures! Yeah better to go bankrupt in the good ole USA where we have the world's best healthcare. https://www.healthsystemtracker.org/chart-collection/quality-u-s-healthcare-system-compare-countries/ 1) He was a British man, not an American. 2) He went to Turkey shopping for discounts. (0) Funniest 4 hours ago FormlessOne: Hair today, gone tomorrow. Turkish Delight turned into Rapper's Delight? (4) Funniest 4 hours ago SpectroBoy: / and don't go to shiat hole places Just for the record: Istanbul in general is very nice. The resort areas as well. Every country has nice areas and terrible ones. Israel has Tel Aviv and Dimona. The UK has London and Sheffield. The US has Boston and New York City. iron de havilland (1) Funniest 4 hours ago Surprised so many footballers go for treatment. They're generally not short of a couple of quid. SpectroBoy (0) Funniest 3 hours ago bostonguy: SpectroBoy: / and don't go to shiat hole places Just for the record: Istanbul ... baronbloodbath (0) Funniest The clinic will probably have higher insurance premiums toupee. AstroJesus (1) Funniest No refunds. (0) Funniest markie_farkie: SpectroBoy: FormlessOne: Hair today, gone tomorrow. I'll get the lights. / and don't go to shiat hole places to save money on medical procedures! Yeah better to go bankrupt in the good ole USA where we have the world's best healthcare. https://www.healthsystemtracker.org/chart-collection/quality-u-s-healthcare-system-compare-countries/ (2) Funniest Death by vanity. :-/ Schmerd1948 (0) Funniest "The clinic involved, Dr Cinik..." That can't be right. justanotherfarkinfarker (0) Funniest Happens often there with the plastic surgery economy they have going. I doubt half the people have proper training at this point it's such high volume. Go to Miami and get a back alley Brazilian butt lift like a good American. /Hair transplant death has to be rare as hell. //Doesn't even sound like he got into surgery so what the hell happened? ///3 for Elon musks botched dick enlargement (0) Funniest I warned him not to go and now he's dead. I can't even say "Anatolia so!" Billy Liar (0) Funniest Schmerd1948: "The clinic involved, Dr Cinik..." That can't be right. Oh, you're so.....skeptical! (0) Funniest it's just as well. It would've taken him eons to get his whole head done doing them one at a time like that. (1) Funniest markie_farkie: SpectroBoy: FormlessOne: Hair today, gone tomorrow. I'll get the lights. / and don't go to shiat hole places to save money on medical procedures! Yeah better to go bankrupt in the good ole USA where we have the world's best healthcare. https://www.healthsystemtracker.org/chart-collection/quality-u-s-healthcare-system-compare-countries/ He said don't go to shiat hole places, didn't he? johnny_vegas (0) Funniest markie_farkie: SpectroBoy: FormlessOne: Hair today, gone tomorrow. I'll get the lights. / and don't go to shiat hole places to save money on medical procedures! Yeah better to go bankrupt in the good ole USA where we have the world's best healthcare. https://www.healthsystemtracker.org/chart-collection/quality-u-s-healthcare-system-compare-countries/ MythDragon (0) Funniest bostonguy: Just for the record: Istanbul in general is very nice. I once had a date in Constantinople, but I couldn't find where she was waiting. unknownsoldier (1) Funniest "left a 16-year career in teaching last year to become a defence contractor" Karma's a biatch. gameshowhost (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/aug/03/uk-pornography-taskforce-to-propose-banning-barely-legal-content-after-channel-4-documentary-airs Screw you guys, I'm going home. (3) Funniest 32 minutes ago Turkey does like a third of all hair transplants globally. Any procedure with a low chance of something going wrong will still have something go wrong occasionally, it's just a numbers game. Also Instanbul is a beatific place to visit, and the city is crawling with guys who've obviously just had the procedure done. (2) Funniest 32 minutes ago Baldness will never kill you. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Ostman: Turkey does like a third of all hair transplants globally. Any procedure with a low chance of something going wrong will still have something go wrong occasionally, it's just a numbers game. Also Instanbul is a beatific place to visit, and the city is crawling with guys who've obviously just had the procedure done. Like a beautiful leper colony. (1) Funniest less than a minute ago JFK men. Many of us lose or get thin hair when we get older. Own it. Live with it. Its not going to get thicker or come back. The only person that can be you is you. Be you. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago bostonguy: SpectroBoy: / and don't go to shiat hole places Just for the record: Istanbul in general is very nice. The resort areas as well. Every country has nice areas and terrible ones. Israel has Tel Aviv and Dimona. The UK has London and Sheffield. The US has Boston and New York City. Boston is pretty terrible. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago If it was before the procedure it sounds like a reaction to the local anesthesia or just a heart attack. 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