Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment (Some Guy) Christendom College in rural hellhole Front Royal, Virginia caught red-handed dumping raw sewage into the Shenandoah River. Just like Christ would have done (royalexaminer.com) More: Sick 532 clicks;posted toMain »on 09 Jun 2025 at5:56 PM(1 hour ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 48 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (3) Funniest FTFB: Genesis 2:15 "The Lord God took the man and put him in the Garden of Eden to work it and take care of it." Revelation 11:18 "The nations were angry and your wrath has come. The time has come for judging the dead and for rewarding your servants the prophets and your people who revere your name, both great and small - and for destroying those who destroy the earth." Bonus Side note. The Bible says to wear a farking mask and socially distance. Leviticus 13:45-46 New International Version 45"Anyone with such a defiling disease must wear torn clothes, let their hair be unkempt,[a] cover the lower part of their face and cry out, 'Unclean! Unclean!' 46As long as they have the disease they remain unclean. They must live alone; they must live outside the camp. (7) Funniest TFB ON immigration: Exodus 22:21 "You must not mistreat or oppress foreigners in any way. Remember, you yourselves were once foreigners in the land of Egypt. Mr. Shabooboo (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago Where Would Jesus Dookie? (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago *Summon Bevets* (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago Mr. Shabooboo: WWJD Where Would Jesus Dookie? I'm guessing the desert. (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago Front Royal. I know that place (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago Mr. Shabooboo: WWJD Where Would Jesus Dookie? In the woods? (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago Your turn, Peter. The supple fullness of thine hands has been all but stripped away by last weeks bucket hauling ceremony. (3) Funniest 32 minutes ago What else would you expect when everyone involved in that place is full of shiat. (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago NINEv2: Mr. Shabooboo: WWJD Where Would Jesus Dookie? In the woods? StayAtHomeAstronaut (5) Funniest 32 minutes ago ;Since April 2018, Christendom has been inspected by DEQ 5 times - each time resulting in a Notice of Violation.' The farking do something about it. The school sucks, but this is on the inspectors and the state. I had the HOA tell me I had to pressure wash the side of my house or I'd have a lien put on it. I handled it after one notice. JustinCase (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago No shame. Disgusting. HideMonkey (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago Worst swimming hole in all of Christendump. The Third Man (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago Valter: Front Royal. I know that place My aunt and uncle lived there for a while. Well, near there. All I remember of the place was that it had a restaurant called The Melting Pot with good pizza. (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago Wastewater treatment plant? Fark no, we just hose the piss and shiat right into the Shenandoah River, just like Jesus did (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago HideMonkey: Worst swimming hole in all of Christendump. There are worse. 4Xcitement (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago They're dumping it where?! (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago 4Xcitement: [i.imgur.com image 420x400] [View Full Size image _x_] They're dumping it where?! Here, perhaps. Condescending Ellipses (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago Mr. Shabooboo: WWJD Where Would Jesus Dookie? The rectory? ViolentEastCoastCity (1) Funniest 31 minutes ago Valter: Front Royal. I know that place I'm so sorry. freakdiablo (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago ViolentEastCoastCity: Valter: Front Royal. I know that place I'm so sorry. Why, did you found the town or something? ViolentEastCoastCity (2) Funniest 35 minutes ago The Third Man: Valter: Front Royal. I know that place My aunt and uncle lived there for a while. Well, near there. All I remember of the place was that it had a restaurant called The Melting Pot with good pizza. Melting Pot is fondue. They don't have pizza. (5) Funniest 34 minutes ago ViolentEastCoastCity (4) Funniest 34 minutes ago freakdiablo: ViolentEastCoastCity: Valter: Front Royal. I know that place I'm so sorry. Why, did you found the town or something? I'd have killed myself long ago. I'm offering condolences to a Farker. No one should have to know that place. NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!! (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago Well, they didn't have indoor plumbing or public utilities so, yeah, better than even odds he shiat in a river at some point. freakdiablo (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Well, they didn't have indoor plumbing or public utilities so, yeah, better than even odds he shiat in a river at some point. On a river* Schmerd1948 (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago " Oh, Shenandoah, I long to pee in you Roll away you shiatclogged river" I see there is a golf course there, too. Talk about yer algae bloom! grimlock1972 (1) Funniest 33 minutes ago Hmmm 400 students onsite, with 8000 gallons of waste ( water) a day which comes to....20 gallons per student,less once you figure in use of public toilets in school buildings and what ever water is used for other needs on campus. The math ain't mathing. (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago wegro: *Summon Bevets* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago Condescending Ellipses: Mr. Shabooboo: WWJD Where Would Jesus Dookie? The rectory? (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago kb7rky: wegro: *Summon Bevets* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Don't worry. That person cannot be here. TwowheelinTim (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Trocadero: Mr. Shabooboo: WWJD Where Would Jesus Dookie? I'm guessing the dessert. Cake anyone? Moose out front (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Republicans: Businesses will regulate themselves! Moose out front (0) Funniest less than a minute ago (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Wait - how did I become an adult and stop being a child? Creepy Lurker Guy (0) Funniest less than a minute ago freakdiablo: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Well, they didn't have indoor plumbing or public utilities so, yeah, better than even odds he shiat in a river at some point. On a river* [Fark user image image 425x529] Did his poop float? Singleballtheory (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Austin 3:16 spongeboob (1) Funniest less than a minute ago There once was an executive at an automobile company whose answer to man made climate change was God is coming back some day to give us a new world so why worry about climate change I'm guessing the average Christian pretty much agrees with that (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Becoming a vile, lying scumbag with no regard for those around you is pretty central to the education of American Roman Catholics. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago gonegirl: Becoming a vile, lying scumbag with no regard for those around you is pretty central to the education of American Roman Catholics. In theory, I'm a prosteant. middle of the boat. What then are we? The Third Man (0) Funniest less than a minute ago ViolentEastCoastCity: The Third Man: Valter: Front Royal. I know that place My aunt and uncle lived there for a while. Well, near there. All I remember of the place was that it had a restaurant called The Melting Pot with good pizza. Melting Pot is fondue. They don't have pizza. Not the chain. A standalone restaurant that was a pizza place with a few arcade games. Pretty sure it closed down some time ago. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Valter: gonegirl: Becoming a vile, lying scumbag with no regard for those around you is pretty central to the education of American Roman Catholics. In theory, I'm a prosteant. middle of the boat. What then are we? It just let me take that comment? (0) Funniest less than a minute ago How do you think the water turned into wine? (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Valter: Valter: gonegirl: Becoming a vile, lying scumbag with no regard for those around you is pretty central to the education of American Roman Catholics. In theory, I'm a prosteant. middle of the boat. What then are we? It just let me take that comment? It legit does not know what to do with it. blondambition (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Creepy Lurker Guy: freakdiablo: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Well, they didn't have indoor plumbing or public utilities so, yeah, better than even odds he shiat in a river at some point. On a river* [Fark user image image 425x529] Did his poop float? Could Jesus take such a large sh*t even He couldn't flush iat? Dodo David (0) Funniest less than a minute ago As I say in one of my blog posts, "Keep in mind that Christendom is NOT the same thing as faith in Messiah Jesus. Christendom is the accumulation of ideas and traditions developed by people after the Apostolic Era ended." Christendom College has proven me to be correct. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago blondambition: Creepy Lurker Guy: freakdiablo: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: Well, they didn't have indoor plumbing or public utilities so, yeah, better than even odds he shiat in a river at some point. On a river* [Fark user image image 425x529] Did his poop float? Could Jesus take such a large sh*t even He couldn't flush iat? Well, yeah. I've told some of you how big my poops had been. I saw the sky once. While I was pooping. In Richmond. Everybody saw me. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Religious school so full of shiat even they can't handle it anymore - news at 11. Displayed 48 of 48 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? Create an account to make comments Remember me If you can see this, something's wrong with your browser's CSS support. (Or you're a spambot.) 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