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Cults-R-Us starter pack (zillow.com)
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cherryl taggart
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3 hours ago
Looks like the Duggars have new digs.
JeffSon069
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3 hours ago
"Unique opportunity in this very spacious home on over 11 acres!. Large main floor recreation/exercise space, elevator and two sets of stairs, office space, huge pantry, mother-in-law suite, unbelievable storage, fenced pond with beach area. Truly a must-see! Zoned A-1. This home will be up for a Minimum Bid Auction of $499,000 on Monday February 24th at 4 PM. A 10% buyer's premium will be added to final bid price"
Clear lines of sight with windage flags and elevation markers visible in both the visible and IR light spectrum. The minefield has been deactivated, but - for a small fee - the original installer may be contacted. Don't let this deal get away! ACT NOW!!!".
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2 hours ago
Is that a toxic chemical retaining pond next to it? I had a friend whose job was to put up noisemakers, flags and hawk-shaped kites around one of those so there weren't so many dead birds to skim out if the toxic goo being kept in it.
That was at a suoerfund site next to an oil refinery tho, not the middle if bumfark nowhere and smack dab next to a residential structure.
(1) Funniest
2 hours ago
Oh, how we forget the Bowling Green Massacre and the bunkers that supported it.
Wait, wrong state.
Oh, how we forget the future Bowling Green Massacres, and the bunks that will support it.
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2 hours ago
With so much simmering racial tension in America, it's heartwarming to see black and white refrigerators coexisting side-by-side. Maybe this farked up country is going to be okay after all.
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2 hours ago
It's one of the houses I make in the Sims, but in real life!
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Bootleg: It's one of the houses I make in the Sims, but in real life!
*backs away slowly*
raerae1980
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fragMasterFlash
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Make Cultists Neutered Again!
Cyberluddite
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For the family that does everything together:
(3) Funniest
(1) Funniest
48 minutes ago
Is that Elon's compound?
(2) Funniest
30 minutes ago
edmo: Depressing
Terrifying. Can't escape, they will see you running away.
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30 minutes ago
"There's so much room for activities!"
Recoil Therapy
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less than a minute ago
The orgy shower needs a bench or another chair...
/right under the power lines too...what a bargain
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less than a minute ago
Looks like some kind of orphanage.
Kalyco Jack
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less than a minute ago
The particle board ceilings really make it feel like home:
Destructor
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less than a minute ago
Mental Power gymnasium for the Gifted.
Hey Nurse!
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less than a minute ago
Farrowing house? Prepper's paradise?
Why not both?
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less than a minute ago
The prison showers are a nice touch.
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less than a minute ago
Freschel: Looks like some kind of orphanage.
Or home for women escaping abusive husbands.
Or polygamists.
Or all three
https://www.wtol.com/article/news/nuzum-family-home-for-sale-in-wood-county/512-1d8f6e35-12ec-4973-b28f-a60dc6e0ed71
31 farking kids.
Smelly Pirate Hooker
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less than a minute ago
Ohio. It'd be a death trap during a tornado. I don't see mention of a shelter.
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fsbilly: Freschel: Looks like some kind of orphanage.
Or home for women escaping abusive husbands.
Or polygamists.
Or all three
https://www.wtol.com/article/news/nuzum-family-home-for-sale-in-wood-county/512-1d8f6e35-12ec-4973-b28f-a60dc6e0ed71
31 farking kids.
Looks like they took in a shiatton of special needs kids. Good on them.
Still freaks.
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fsbilly: Freschel: Looks like some kind of orphanage.
Or home for women escaping abusive husbands.
Or polygamists.
Or all three
https://www.wtol.com/article/news/nuzum-family-home-for-sale-in-wood-county/512-1d8f6e35-12ec-4973-b28f-a60dc6e0ed71
31 farking kids.
I mean, they were adopting kids. Even if they were terrible parents in a weird house, it's still almost certainly a better situation than letting those kids float around in the system.
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less than a minute ago
So much laundry, in every stage of existence.
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less than a minute ago
fsbilly: Freschel: Looks like some kind of orphanage.
Or home for women escaping abusive husbands.
Or polygamists.
Or all three
https://www.wtol.com/article/news/nuzum-family-home-for-sale-in-wood-county/512-1d8f6e35-12ec-4973-b28f-a60dc6e0ed71
31 farking kids.
Wow, originally published 2017.
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farbekrieg
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less than a minute ago
it doesnt even come with its own stone sculptures of cthulu, talk about a fixer upper
/where did i leave my masonry tools
The All-Powerful Atheismo
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Nah'mean: With so much simmering racial tension in America, it's heartwarming to see black and white refrigerators coexisting side-by-side. Maybe this farked up country is going to be okay after all.
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This is the future liberals want:
Telephone Sanitizer Second Class
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And then the murders began.
NathanAllen
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1 minute ago
Petey4335: [Fark user image image 425x560]
I prefer the version with Woman, Man, and Sassy.
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less than a minute ago
Property taxes are pretty steep for nowhere Ohio. Floating around $9k per year or over 4% of the assessed value.
Bith Set Me Up
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Bowling Green
New Rising Sun
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Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: [Fark user image 850x637]
And then the murders began.
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fsbilly: Freschel: Looks like some kind of orphanage.
Or home for women escaping abusive husbands.
Or polygamists.
Or all three
https://www.wtol.com/article/news/nuzum-family-home-for-sale-in-wood-county/512-1d8f6e35-12ec-4973-b28f-a60dc6e0ed71
31 farking kids.
Scott and Joann Nuzum adopted 31 children, many with special needs. WTOL 11 covered their new home in Middleton Township as it was being built in 2002, partially thanks to generous donors.
"Special needs" adoption includes sibling groups. Also, ~$13k federal tax break for each special needs kid that you can roll over for 5 years or until its gone. It also includes fun stuff like PTSD.
I'm not going to denigrate people who do this. Sounds like many of their adopted kids became adults in a somewhat ok manner.
Another Government Employee
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less than a minute ago
fsbilly: Freschel: Looks like some kind of orphanage.
Or home for women escaping abusive husbands.
Or polygamists.
Or all three
https://www.wtol.com/article/news/nuzum-family-home-for-sale-in-wood-county/512-1d8f6e35-12ec-4973-b28f-a60dc6e0ed71
31 farking kids.
That makes perfect sense.
/ Were they saints?
// Or demons?
octopossum
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less than a minute ago
This was built for an extended family of 78 and all the kids are home schooled and the only textbook is the king James Bible
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