Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Deportees would like to speak to you about your vehicle's extended warranty (courthousenews.com) More: Strange 913 clicks;posted toMain »and Politics »on 30 Jun 2025 at 12:50 PM(37 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 10 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Private_Citizen (8) Funniest 46 minutes ago So many Red States are gonna miss them when they're gone. sunderland56 (9) Funniest less than a minute ago Private_Citizen: So many Red States are gonna miss them when they're gone. I'm waiting for harvest time, shiat's gonna hit the fan. justanotherfarkinfarker (6) Funniest less than a minute ago If I was president I'd be sending those B2s to bomb call centers. I think I'd have a 75% approval rating. (4) Funniest less than a minute ago justanotherfarkinfarker: If I was president I'd be sending those B2s to bomb call centers. I think I'd have a 75% approval rating. working in one, that was a daily wish. "maybe today is the day the entire building explodes" (3) Funniest less than a minute ago Private_Citizen: So many Red States are gonna miss them when they're gone. I think you mean rich people and owners of labor intensive businesses. The bluest rich person would miss his servants if they were taken away. The bluest business owner would miss his employees. BitwiseShift (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Even better, curated for Americans, real estate for expats by choice for expats by less choice. Imagine going to a foreign country and buying a home with English speaking companies, fresh over the border themselves. Maybe the whole nine yards -- Costco, Sams Club, all the stores, everyone much happier, safer from hooded gangs, a woman president, inexpensive Chinese cars with incredible tech, good healthcare -- all made possible by the forced migration of US-savvy talented people. And the added product -- a fine blending of Mexican, native American, Spanish, European culture with US, in a place where a lot more tolerance is practiced. The nation of Israel probably thanked the Assyrians for the forced migration back then, too. Just before the nation disappeared off the map. freakdiablo (4) Funniest less than a minute ago sunderland56: Private_Citizen: So many Red States are gonna miss them when they're gone. I'm waiting for harvest time, shiat's gonna hit the fan. Oh it already is. The larger industrial farms are finding a good chunk of their workforce isn't even showing up. Even the fully legal workers are worried about getting caught up in the mix if they get raided. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago All of that makes sense. US companies going to a Mexican call center because they are cheaper makes sense. Said call centers hiring Mexicans who lived in the US for a long time before being deported because some speak very good Americanized English makes sense. And, finally, said deported people gladly accepting such jobs because it's the only one where their living in America for a long time is a positive, a skill, makes sense. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago They may not be sending us their best, but apparently we're sending them ours. sinko swimo (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Private_Citizen: So many Red States are gonna miss them when they're gone. what will they miss the most? rampant crime? Displayed 10 of 10 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. 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