“Let stupid sheep be, Glenys Quirk (C8),” warns Barrie Restall of Teven. “Herding and working smart sheep would be a nightmare.” Andrew Brown of Bowling Alley Point takes it deeper: “There is a definite hierarchy in regard to animals and road accidents. Goats are very smart and rarely get hit, pigs as well. Deer are less road aware, kangaroos are worse still. Rabbits must be number one on the hit list. As for sheep? They are not smart enough to get past a half-decent fence onto the road. Or does that make them smartest?” “A traffic light turned orange on me on Monday morning,” says Gary Hay of Bella Vista. “To be sure, they would’ve changed the colour for St Patrick’s Day.” “It’s never a bother to me to buy a turmeric latte (C8) from my local cafe,” declares Meri Will of Baulkham Hills. “The barista uses almond milk he makes himself on the premises. It’s delicious, with a much higher almond content than the flavoured water concoctions you get in supermarkets, where you’ll find a maximum 3 per cent almond in the ingredients list.” That’s nuts! “A spokesman for CSL was quoted in the Herald regarding blood products and Trump’s tariffs,” notes Richard French of Muswellbrook. “He stated that ‘the situation is fluid’. I’m relieved he didn’t see red.”