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Duda requests nuclear weapons at Camptown racetrack, five miles long [News]
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Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Duda requests nuclear weapons at Camptown racetrack, five miles long (msn.com) More: News, MSN 472 clicks;posted toMain »on 14 Mar 2025 at9:30 PM(19 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 23 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (0) Funniest 4 hours ago Those would be some big nukes... giantmeteor (4) Funniest 4 hours ago If we had competent leadership then this request might actually stand a chance. But seeing as the request is in response to our very incompetent leadership, and relies on said incompetent leadership to do the right thing... well ANGH. FriarReb98 (1) Funniest 2 hours ago De Camp Town Ladies? JustinCase (0) Funniest 2 hours ago Yes. The sooner the better. bobtheczar (3) Funniest less than a minute ago Only if they pay us and say thank you very much. Maybe grovel a bit. King Something (0) Funniest **dances like a confirmed bachelor who lives in Kansas City** /no, not THAT Kansas City, the other one BaronVonBourbon (3) Funniest less than a minute ago They'd probably have better luck asking France. Expecting Krasnov to do anything remotely inconvenient for Mother Russia is a fool's errand. (2) Funniest less than a minute ago Canada needs nukes. Maybe we should borrow a couple from France or the UK (4) Funniest less than a minute ago Pretty sure Trump's buddy Vlad would say 'No', so Trump will say 'No' too. contrapunctus (3) Funniest We're kind of dealing with fascism here at home in the U.S., sir. You see, we have a leader who let over 1 million people die from COVID because he was more concerned with the ratings of his COVID press conferences than actually battling the disease. Then he tried violently overthrowing the government by staging a riot. Basically, your call will be handled in the order in which it was received. (1) Funniest less than a minute ago contrapunctus: Basically, your call will be handled in the order in which it was received. But we have laid off and/or straight up fired all the call handlers, so that's going to be a very long wait. Please hold. rich_mitch (2) Funniest less than a minute ago This guy really doesn't know his audience New Rising Sun (1) Funniest less than a minute ago "Poland's president has called on the U.S. to transfer nuclear weapons to its territory" Uh...have you been keeping up with current events pal? Just because they're stored there, our idiots would still control them. And...well, we've seen how that is playing out right now. Have you considered calling France? (1) Funniest giantmeteor: If we had competent leadership then this request might actually stand a chance. But seeing as the request is in response to our very incompetent leadership, and relies on said incompetent leadership to do the right thing... well ANGH. It's a rather bizarre request, given that it's to curtail Russian aggression, and mentions NATO expansion. Is Poland not aware that the US now supports Russian aggression and is currently a NATO member in name only? Another Government Employee (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Uh, isn't one of Vlad's goals the annexation of Poland? This sounds like a roundabout way to disarm the enemy. rich_mitch (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Rhombic: Canada needs nukes. Maybe we should borrow a couple from France or the UK Canada absolutely needs nukes if it doesn't want to get Ukrained. With apologies for using Ukraine as a verb (0) Funniest less than a minute ago rich_mitch: Rhombic: Canada needs nukes. Maybe we should borrow a couple from France or the UK Canada absolutely needs nukes if it doesn't want to get Ukrained. With apologies for using Ukraine as a verb I'm sure it's in the works. They'd be suicidal to do anything else. Alty McAltface (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Become the 51st state and we'll chat after Trump tower Warsaw ground is broken. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago King Something: **dances like a confirmed bachelor who lives in Kansas City** /no, not THAT Kansas City, the other one Everything's up to date in Kansas City. (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Pershing123 (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Oh, I think not. (2) Funniest less than a minute ago Step 1) Ask for US nuclear weapons in your territory Step 2) Twenty months at minimum of more DOGE shiat Step 3) Free nuclear weapons because the US government fired everyone who knew where they were! basicstock (0) Funniest less than a minute ago bobtheczar: Only if they pay us and say thank you very much. Maybe grovel a bit. ..and wear a suit to show respect. Displayed 23 of 23 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. 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