Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Ever wanted to live in a castle in Orlando? No, not that one, we're talking about a much cozier castle that is free from infestation from a talking mouse and his goofy sidekick (zillow.com) More: Florida 583 clicks;posted toMain »on 30 Mar 2025 at 11:00 AM(35 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 39 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Devolving_Spud (4) Funniest 4 hours ago $2 million and it doesn't even have a dungeon? WTF? I'll give them $1.5 but I'll need to install a dungeon and trebuchet. johnryan51 (4) Funniest 4 hours ago IMO it looks like a trust fund kids house. (0) Funniest 4 hours ago Looks like it should be the new southern Whitehouse. Man On A Mission (8) Funniest 4 hours ago But is building a castle in a swamp really that good of an idea? (0) Funniest 3 hours ago Does it come with a court wizard, or will I need to supply my own? vudukungfu (2) Funniest 3 hours ago Devolving_Spud: $2 million and it doesn't even have a dungeon? WTF? I'll give them $1.5 but I'll need to install a dungeon and trebuchet. trebuchet for when the neighbors want to borrow a cup of milk (3) Funniest 3 hours ago It looks like a fancy birthday cake Recoil Therapy (2) Funniest 3 hours ago 10 acres in Orlando? That alone has to be worth a couple million, even without factoring in the house. (goes to the map area and starts zooming out, and zooming out, and zooming out) Oh, 'Orlando' is used extremely loosely I see... What an ugly house, both exterior and interior. SpectroBoy (3) Funniest 2 hours ago Looks safe to me. It's gotta be what, 5 or 6 feet above sea level. SpectroBoy (0) Funniest 2 hours ago I do like an audience. . . . (0) Funniest no1curr: Does it come with a court wizard, or will I need to supply my own? Well, they are slowly legalizing psilocybin. fullyautomatic (3) Funniest The problem with the McCastles is they never come with fair maidens for the towers, not to mention always missing a mage and archers. Hiring them is such a hassle too since they've unionized. :( RolandTGunner (2) Funniest 54 minutes ago SpectroBoy: Looks safe to me. It's gotta be what, 5 or 6 feet above sea level. [Fark user image 808x597] I like the circle drive around the sink hole. I thought the moat was supposed to surround the castle. Winterlight (0) Funniest 53 minutes ago RolandTGunner: I like the circle drive around the sink hole. I thought the moat was supposed to surround the castle. When I showed this listing to my wife, her Weeners was, "Where's the moat?" In spite of marrying me, she's a smart woman. Winterlight (0) Funniest 52 minutes ago Winterlight: RolandTGunner: I like the circle drive around the sink hole. I thought the moat was supposed to surround the castle. When I showed this listing to my wife, her Weeners was, "Where's the moat?" In spite of marrying me, she's a smart woman. And I got hit by our own filter. (shame face) (2) Funniest less than a minute ago Ever wanted to live in a castle in Orlando? No, not that one, we're talking about a much cozier castle that is free from infestation from a talking mouse and his goofy sidekick (0) Funniest So that's how it is in their family. tricycleracer (2) Funniest less than a minute ago No one wants to live in Orlando. It's a place you only venture to out of pride or avarice. And some of those poor souls stumble into an HOA. (3) Funniest less than a minute ago SpectroBoy: Looks safe to me. It's gotta be what, 5 or 6 feet above sea level. Most of Florida is. Mrtraveler01 (2) Funniest less than a minute ago Recoil Therapy: 10 acres in Orlando? That alone has to be worth a couple million, even without factoring in the house. (goes to the map area and starts zooming out, and zooming out, and zooming out) Oh, 'Orlando' is used extremely loosely I see... Give it time, the suburban sprawl will eventually make it out that way. SloppyFrenchKisser (2) Funniest less than a minute ago I hate round dining tables. Everybody gets kicked at some point during the meal. SloppyFrenchKisser (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Also the mosquito breeding ground out front is not desired. (6) Funniest less than a minute ago I don't care how nice it is or how well-priced it is, Florida is a hard pass. Trust, me, I live in Texas. If I move it ain't gonna be to a place where the politics are just as bad and the weather even worse. thealgorerhythm (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Devolving_Spud: $2 million and it doesn't even have a dungeon? WTF? I'll give them $1.5 but I'll need to install a dungeon and trebuchet. Any room is a dungeon if you use it right AstroJesus (1) Funniest less than a minute ago That chandelier over the open circle balcony is perfect for the old 'get your victim to stand right there and then shoot at the ceiling and the chandelier falls on them' trick. Internet Nomad (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Winterlight: Winterlight: RolandTGunner: I like the circle drive around the sink hole. I thought the moat was supposed to surround the castle. When I showed this listing to my wife, her Weeners was, "Where's the moat?" In spite of marrying me, she's a smart woman. And I got hit by our own filter. (shame face) I was gonna say are you sure she's your "wife?" /house is guady //cluttered has too much going on. Pick a theme! Is it medieval? Is it wooden cabin rustic? Is it house plants? the voice of raisin (0) Funniest less than a minute ago fullyautomatic: The problem with the McCastles is they never come with fair maidens for the towers, not to mention always missing a mage and archers. Hiring them is such a hassle too since they've unionized. :( how about grail-shaped beacons? /naughty, naughty Zoot! /now for the spankings!! (0) Funniest less than a minute ago I'm not surprised it's two f****** million dollars (0) Funniest 1 minute ago IamRat: It looks like a fancy birthday cake I think it's a cross between an inflatable bouncy house and Bowser's castle from Super Mario. The Irresponsible Captain (1) Funniest 1 minute ago I have never wanted to move to Florida. RockWrecker (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Nothing says security like textured stucco Where we didn't even bother to try to make the "joints" a different color than the basic cement colored "stone" (0) Funniest less than a minute ago thealgorerhythm: Devolving_Spud: $2 million and it doesn't even have a dungeon? WTF? I'll give them $1.5 but I'll need to install a dungeon and trebuchet. [external-content.duckduckgo.com image 468x564] Any room is a dungeon if you use it right I'm not saying someone should do it, but I am curious how kids would turn out if, just before beating them, their parents put on silly masks/outfits. Spanking already creates some interesting kinks. Anyway, the walls suck and there's not even an alligator-filled moat. What a waste of a Florida location. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago It I'll be a castle for Neptune shortly. SuperSeriousMan (2) Funniest This looks like just the house I would have built had I won the lottery ... when I was six years old. Recoil Therapy (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Mrtraveler01: Recoil Therapy: 10 acres in Orlando? That alone has to be worth a couple million, even without factoring in the house. (goes to the map area and starts zooming out, and zooming out, and zooming out) Oh, 'Orlando' is used extremely loosely I see... Give it time, the suburban sprawl will eventually make it out that way. Look up one post, roll the dice and take your chances ... farkitallletitend (0) Funniest All it needs is a miniature golf course. HighlanderRPI (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Walker: So that's how it is in their family. [photos.zillowstatic.com image 850x566] What, you don't want to keep you options open for having an unbroken ring of hooded monks holding candles and doing Gregorian chants in Latin from above during a sexual liaison? (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Sure, looks like a fun house. When I have a couple million bucks of farkin' around money, I'll consider it. Right now I'm clipping an Arby's coupon. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago RolandTGunner: SpectroBoy: Looks safe to me. It's gotta be what, 5 or 6 feet above sea level. [Fark user image 808x597] I like the circle drive around the sink hole. I thought the moat was supposed to surround the castle. Mosquito Moat....you could get some pet gators Displayed 39 of 39 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? Create an account to make comments Remember me If you can see this, something's wrong with your browser's CSS support. (Or you're a spambot.) 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