Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Everton fan films himself stealing food during a test event for the new stadium, gets a lifetime ban before it's even open [Jimbo.mpeg] (bbc.co.uk) More: Dumbass, Liverpool, Merseyside, Everton F.C., Theft, Goodison Park, Everton's new stadium, Merseyside Police, football fan 305 clicks;posted toMain »and Sports »on 17 Apr 2025 at2:40 PM(23 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 8 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest OtherLittleGuy (1) Funniest 31 minutes ago $17.00 of food? $17.00 of food?? Was it worth it, you idiot? /can go both ways HotWingConspiracy (4) Funniest less than a minute ago Everton confirmed a 62-year-old bruh what are you even doing I figured it would be a kid. WhiskeySticks (0) Funniest less than a minute ago The fan was then heard saying "adios amigo" before walking away laughing, adding: "Well, the first man to officially do a Toby [slang for theft] at Bramley-Moore Dock." A what now? (2) Funniest less than a minute ago " a 62-year-old " Betcha he's the type to have strong opinions about everything relating to younger generations. Claude Ballse (0) Funniest less than a minute ago OtherLittleGuy: $17.00 of food? $17.00 of food?? Was it worth it, you idiot? /can go both ways It's British food, so likely no. No, it wasn't. Sin_City_Superhero (1) Funniest less than a minute ago This guy got free food AND he just got a perfect excuse to not watch soccer. That's a win-win. (1) Funniest less than a minute ago I would be ok with a criminal enhancement for "posting the crime on the interwebs" New Rising Sun (0) Funniest less than a minute ago WhiskeySticks: The fan was then heard saying "adios amigo" before walking away laughing, adding: "Well, the first man to officially do a Toby [slang for theft] at Bramley-Moore Dock." A what now? You know, a rooty-tooty swipe-and-scooty? Are you sure you speak English? Displayed 8 of 8 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? 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