Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Extreme heat causes Great Bridge Bridge to close close (pilotonline.com) More: Scary, Road, bridge's metal parts, Rush hour, Heat index, Hampton Roads, Temperature, city's Public Works crews, extreme heat 418 clicks;posted toMain »on 26 Jun 2025 at9:00 PM(36 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 13 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest ox45tallboy (3) Funniest 2 hours ago Except it couldn't close close because the heat expansion meant it had to remain open open. AstroJesus (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Resident Muslim (2) Funniest less than a minute ago The US should sell off some of its used cars inventory, like here is a slightly used F35, maybe a battleship or two, do some maintenance at home. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago I heard the Talk Talk from Mister Mister transportation official. YixilTesiphon (0) Funniest ox45tallboy: Except it couldn't close close because the heat expansion meant it had to remain open open. It's closed closed to traffic but open open mechanically mechanically. Mr. Fuzzypaws (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Dukes of Hazzard-General Lee jump Fart_Machine (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Trocadero: I heard the Talk Talk from Mister Mister transportation official. Talk Talk - Talk Talk (Official Video) (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Resident Muslim: The US should sell off some of its used cars inventory, like here is a slightly used F35, maybe a battleship or two, do some maintenance at home. It'll be a great day when schools have all the money they need and that Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber. ox45tallboy (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Fart_Machine: Trocadero: I heard the Talk Talk from Mister Mister transportation official. [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/2IgjUYrDbWI] Mr. Mister - Broken Wings LurkerSupreme (2) Funniest less than a minute ago ...that the best name you could think up, Virginia? The "Great Bridge Bridge" ? Sounds like something a 6-year-old came up with, or the kind of name you use when everyone's tired and just wants to go home for the night. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Why don't they cut an inch off during the summer and weld it back on during the winter. Madman drummers bummers (0) Funniest less than a minute ago LurkerSupreme: ... ...that the best name you could think up, Virginia? The "Great Bridge Bridge" ? Sounds like something a 6-year-old came up with, or the kind of name you use when everyone's tired and just wants to go home for the night. Look, we're not very creative here, okay? We have Natural Bridge, which is a natural bridge; Grottoes, which has grottoes; and Short Pump, which is a short pump. We also have Lickinghole Creek. Creativity is overrated, anyway. LordOfThePings (0) Funniest less than a minute ago The bridge's metal parts expanded and overlapped That seems on-brand for a bridge bridge. Displayed 13 of 13 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? 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