Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment F*ck (msn.com) More: Obvious, MSN 508 clicks;posted toMain »on 09 Aug 2025 at7:30 PM(14 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 18 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Circusdog320 (9) Funniest 4 hours ago Religion is a conglomeration of fairy tales and myths. Grow the hell up TomTudbury (5) Funniest 4 hours ago What an ancient seal might resemble. Sabreace22 (2) Funniest 4 hours ago Is it about a kiss from a rose? (0) Funniest 4 hours ago (1) Funniest 2 hours ago You can tell a story about a mysterious artifact being discovered is truly worth reading when all the photos in the article of of a bunch of buildings. (0) Funniest 27 minutes ago Ancient seal found in Jerusalem bears four-word message Drink Your Ovaltine, Asshole. Fritzelled (0) Funniest less than a minute ago MusicMakeMyHeadPound (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Billy Liar (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Dictatorial_Flair (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Circusdog320: Religion is a conglomeration of fairy tales and myths. Grow the hell up Don't forget the brainwashing, extortion, and mass murder. StayAtHomeAstronaut (1) Funniest less than a minute ago And this means absolutely nothing. A cool find, but come on. Someone 2000 years ago knows the future. Religion needs to die. Envelopingdarkness2 (0) Funniest less than a minute ago This ancient seal wouldn't happen to be a security seal, would it? SWAT Kats - Security Seals (gag reel) Bennie Crabtree (4) Funniest less than a minute ago I read the article twice and did not see the "four words" anywhere in it. However, the USA's theocracy in charge of MSN News has these gems... The blue hypertext leads to here: Hezbollah issues chilling new threat to Israel as tensions rise - World News - News - Daily Express US This link... leads to here... Fox News paused for breaking alert as Donald Trump faces major setback - TV - Entertainment - Daily Express US This link... leads to here... MSN News is an outlet of the theoracy behind Project 2025, and is no more trustworthy than that government news sources of Iran or Afghanistan. We must not trust them. They are not journalism. They are a government sponsored cult. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago (1) Funniest Inscription translates as "Belonging to Yeda'yah (son of) Asayahu." Article doesn't say why this is linked to a Doomsday warning. talkertopc (0) Funniest less than a minute ago "Seal" in French is "phoque", it's pronounced "fark". NotARocketScientist (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Scroll contains a chilling 4 word message, but we're not going to tell you what it is. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago NotARocketScientist: Scroll contains a chilling 4 word message, but we're not going to tell you what it is. No it's "Belonging to Yeda'yah (son of) Asayahu." We just won't tell you why this is chilling or why it's more then 4 words. Displayed 18 of 18 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? 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