Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment I regret nothing. Nothing (yahoo.com) More: Hero, Animal, Internet, Interstate Highway System, Neighbourhood, Waffle House, Tennessee, Sheriff, fake posting 1019 clicks;posted toMain »on 08 Jun 2025 at 11:35 PM(1 hour ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 25 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest DrD'isInfotainment (2) Funniest 5 hours ago I was going to say this should be greened but the modsbeat me to it. Good one Subby MaudlinMutantMollusk (0) Funniest 5 hours ago (0) Funniest 3 hours ago So, it looks like he's back behind bars. (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago The zebra was spotted that's no zebra HotLonelyTeenageGirl (6) Funniest 35 minutes ago I hate to sound like some Greenpeace loving commie, but I don't think innocent animals should be sent to live in Tennessee. (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago Abox: The zebra was spotted that's no zebra It might have been. Did you see it? (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago HotLonelyTeenageGirl: I hate to sound like some Greenpeace loving commie, but I don't think innocent animals should be sent to live in Tennessee. You might hate to seem like me. Al Roker's Forecast (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago You know, I've never seen a color picture of a zebra. hundreddollarman (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago atomic-age (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago My man knows how to party. (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago Valter: Abox: The zebra was spotted that's no zebra It might have been. Did you see it? Not the spotted one Martin The Mess (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago He's off to the place with the stripey sunlight, courtesy of the County. Herr Flick's Revenge (0) Funniest 30 minutes ago Dramatic reenactment of his capture Billy Bathsalt (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago After being helicoptered home in a sling, the zebra commented "Well that was weird." (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago Abox: Valter: Abox: The zebra was spotted that's no zebra It might have been. Did you see it? Not the spotted one BeerGraduate (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago When asked who would win the NBA Finals, the zebra answered "Whoever pays the most." (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago Snake Adventure was after that (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago Tom Green did it before (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago MrHormel: Abox: Valter: Abox: The zebra was spotted that's no zebra It might have been. Did you see it? Not the spotted one (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago Is there a reason to have a zebra? Are they practical in any way? Madman drummers bummers (0) Funniest less than a minute ago WillofJ2: Is there a reason to have a zebra? Are they practical in any way? Only if you're trying to earn your stripes. bluorangefyre (0) Funniest Snapper Carr (0) Funniest less than a minute ago "When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebra. Unless it's actually a zebra this time. Displayed 25 of 25 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? 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