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View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest | Show all TomTudbury (1) Funniest 7 hours ago Deputies find life-size sex doll in Blackfoot River after 3-hour search for body. Breaker Moran (1) Funniest 7 hours ago The search crew took pictures of the sex doll al fresco for personal use only, apparently. HighlanderRPI (0) Funniest 2 hours ago "Mabey doesn't think they'll ever find out who put the doll in the river, but if they do, the individual will be charged with littering." (0) Funniest kevinatilusa (1) Funniest Not your sex doll, a sex doll. (0) Funniest (1) Funniest Roxy Music - In Every Dream Home a Heartache [OGWT 1973] (0) Funniest (0) Funniest No, but I did misplace a black foot in the sex doll river. (0) Funniest "In our family, there was no clear line between perversion and fly fishing..." (0) Funniest Breaker Moran: The search crew took pictures of the sex doll al fresco (2) Funniest Anyone see Kwame lately? AstroJesus (4) Funniest I called, but they said it was a blonde, so, not mine. I guess she's still out there, floating down the Blackfoot, my lost brunette sex doll. It's scary to think how many people this happens to. There ought to be warning signs, and replacement dolls available from the rangers. No wonder so few people take their sex dolls to the great outdoors anymore. One moment, it's a romantic camping trip, the next she's floating away, like the haunting memories of a plastic love affair. (0) Funniest Bram Tchaikovsky - Girl Of My Dreams MikeyFuccon (1) Funniest In other words, some sad sack took his "wife" canoeing, capsized and cried like a baby when the "wife" floated away downstream. fatassbastard (0) Funniest I didn't, I know right where it/she is. (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago AstroJesus: I called, but they said it was a blonde, so, not mine. I guess she's still out there, floating down the Blackfoot, my lost brunette sex doll. It's scary to think how many people this happens to. There ought to be warning signs, and replacement dolls available from the rangers. No wonder so few people take their sex dolls to the great outdoors anymore. One moment, it's a romantic camping trip, the next she's floating away, like the haunting memories of a plastic love affair. Blonde, huh? Out of curiosity, what number did you call? fatassbastard (1) Funniest 32 minutes ago SBinRR: AstroJesus: I called, but they said it was a blonde, so, not mine. I guess she's still out there, floating down the Blackfoot, my lost brunette sex doll. It's scary to think how many people this happens to. There ought to be warning signs, and replacement dolls available from the rangers. No wonder so few people take their sex dolls to the great outdoors anymore. One moment, it's a romantic camping trip, the next she's floating away, like the haunting memories of a plastic love affair. Blonde, huh? Out of curiosity, what number did you call? (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago Great, I wondered where that had gotten to. Took it camping. (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago If CSI taught me anything, they need to test it for semen. Because there's semen in/on it. (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago MAD MRS MURDERS MATE'S MANNEQUIN!!! Porous Horace (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago Yes, we did argue that day, but I swear she fell - I didn't push her! The Southern Dandy (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago MikeyFuccon: In other words, some sad sack took his "wife" canoeing, capsized and cried like a baby when the "wife" floated away downstream. He also brought a sixer of Coors, because wanted to see if it was true that Coors was like farking near water. / I'll see myself out. Chthonic Echoes (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago That's great and all, but sex dolls are cheap. It's the outboard motor I really need found. (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago Imagine being the dude whose sex doll one day up and leaves you (2) Funniest 33 minutes ago Aren't all sex dolls "life-size"? (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago Breaker Moran: The search crew took pictures of the sex doll al fresco for personal use only, apparently. Prolly SOP whenever they find a body. TiberiusGracchus44 (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago /desperately hides "I'd rather be humpin' in the Blackfoot River" koozie Interesting. Very interesting. What a strange turn of events. crackwhore (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago good thing they did not dismember it then throw it in the river. crackwhore (0) Funniest 36 minutes ago Begoggle: Aren't all sex dolls "life-size"? they make mini ones. there is a crazy youtuber who's fans sent him one. he named her fun sized felicia. i'm sorry i know this. AstroJesus (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago SBinRR: AstroJesus: I called, but they said it was a blonde, so, not mine. I guess she's still out there, floating down the Blackfoot, my lost brunette sex doll. It's scary to think how many people this happens to. There ought to be warning signs, and replacement dolls available from the rangers. No wonder so few people take their sex dolls to the great outdoors anymore. One moment, it's a romantic camping trip, the next she's floating away, like the haunting memories of a plastic love affair. Blonde, huh? Out of curiosity, what number did you call? I just dialed 1-800-sex-doll (the national hotline) and they patched me right through. Habeas Porpoise (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago Ponzholio: If CSI taught me anything, they need to test it for semen. Because there's semen in/on it. (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago Hello, its a flotation device! Thats what a friend tells me anyway Mr. Shabooboo (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago Why you no love me anymore K? BloodofArmok (1) Funniest 32 minutes ago Wtf. No helpful pictures of the waterlogged sex doll? Pssht. Journalism isnt what it used to be. (0) Funniest 37 minutes ago dyhchong: Great, I wondered where that had gotten to. Took it camping. [Fark user image image 850x478] [Fark user image image 850x478] LOL, the cart is the best part of that. (0) Funniest 2 minutes ago Clean it up and sell it on eBay, realdolls are like $5k a pop... according to my friend. thomasvista (0) Funniest 1 minute ago Petey4335: Anyone see Kwame lately? I made a reference to him in a post a few weeks ago, and said post got deleted for "trolling other Fark users". What the hell is that about? (0) Funniest 1 minute ago With all the microplastics in the ocean and the removal of dams maybe she was heading upstream to spawn? (0) Funniest 1 minute ago chasd00: Clean it up and sell it on eBay, realdolls are like $5k a pop... according to my friend. Probably a biatch to get that water/mold/lake smell out. Though that might be an improvement to what it had smelled like. Gordon Bennett (0) Funniest less than a minute ago m00: Imagine being the dude whose sex doll one day up and leaves you At least his sex doll didn't flat out reject him from the start. That would be awful. I imagine. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago nyan9mm: chasd00: Clean it up and sell it on eBay, realdolls are like $5k a pop... according to my friend. Probably a biatch to get that water/mold/lake smell out. Though that might be an improvement to what it had smelled like. Give her a sword, dress up as Arthur and you're good. The Irresponsible Captain (0) Funniest How do you get rid of one? I imagine just putting one in the trash could cause problems if someone sees it. bucket_pup (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Loucifer: No, but I did misplace a black foot in the sex doll river. There's a lot to unpack here..... (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Petey4335: Anyone see Kwame lately? Sigh. That was in bad taste, Pedro. bucket_pup (0) Funniest Ponzholio: If CSI taught me anything, they need to test it for semen. Because there's semen in/on it. Their gonna need swabs from every guy living within 3 miles on each side of the river? Mr. Shabooboo (2) Funniest less than a minute ago thomasvista: Petey4335: Anyone see Kwame lately? I made a reference to him in a post a few weeks ago, and said post got deleted for "trolling other Fark users". What the hell is that about? That's why I didn't spell it out above...I've had that happen too..AND they will do the same thing with the bright teeth girl.. And god forbid you say something at the wrong time when certain mod's are "on duty" because some of them have a real fetish for flagging anything as "misogyny".. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago The Irresponsible Captain: How do you get rid of one? I imagine just putting one in the trash could cause problems if someone sees it. It's an opportunity! - "Companion Doll Recycling Center" bucket_pup (0) Funniest 1 minute ago YOU BASTARDS! GIVE ME BACK MY WIFE! headslacker (0) Funniest 1 minute ago So? She's single? Displayed 50 of 52 comments | Show all Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. 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