Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment (Some Guy) In exiting news to your moms, the pentagon releases new info on their mop / Massive Ordinance Penetrator (twz.com) More: Interesting, Bunker buster, President of the United States, United States, Weapon, Defense Threat Reduction Agency, Bunker, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Central Intelligence Agency 184 clicks;posted toMain »on 26 Jun 2025 at5:30 PM(26 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 11 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (2) Funniest 25 minutes ago All I needed it know is that it was engineered by Boeing, and that article, perhaps intentionally, doesn't mention it. Say what you want about the merits of our new Iran war, but I suspect that if Airbus had been asked to make the bomb, those sites would have been obliterated (regardless of whether that would have had any impact on Iran's nuclear program). Because if Boeing doesn't give a flying fark when the NTSB is around to meticulously piece together their mistakes, you bet your ass they don't give a dropping, booming fark when they're not. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago koder: All I needed it know is that it was engineered by Boeing, and that article, perhaps intentionally, doesn't mention it. Say what you want about the merits of our new Iran war, but I suspect that if Airbus had been asked to make the bomb, those sites would have been obliterated (regardless of whether that would have had any impact on Iran's nuclear program). Because if Boeing doesn't give a flying fark when the NTSB is around to meticulously piece together their mistakes, you bet your ass they don't give a dropping, booming fark when they're not. More like Scarebus (4) Funniest less than a minute ago would you like to buy a "C" ? Smelly Pirate Hooker (7) Funniest less than a minute ago It's ORDNANCE, submitter. No i in there. Just so I don't have to see it spelled "ordinance" for the next 4 years. Ordnance: military supplies including weapons, ammunition, combat vehicles, and maintenance tools and equipment Ordinance: a law set forth by a governmental authority (3) Funniest less than a minute ago Smelly Pirate Hooker: It's ORDNANCE, submitter. No i in there. Just so I don't have to see it spelled "ordinance" for the next 4 years. Ordnance: military supplies including weapons, ammunition, combat vehicles, and maintenance tools and equipment Ordinance: a law set forth by a governmental authority Doing the Lord's work. Spartapuss (0) Funniest TomTudbury (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Someone Else's Alt (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Check out this cool video of our new $45 million dollar bomb being dropped by a $2 billion dollar plane that we used to go after a bunker in the nuc lab that is reported to be 100-300ft under a mountain. Here you can see it slamming through almost 20ft of rock, COMPLETELY OBLIVERATED! (1) Funniest less than a minute ago That bomb was built specially to attack Iranian nuke stuff. That's how long Republicans have been jonesing to do this. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago dk47: Smelly Pirate Hooker: It's ORDNANCE, submitter. No i in there. Just so I don't have to see it spelled "ordinance" for the next 4 years. Ordnance: military supplies including weapons, ammunition, combat vehicles, and maintenance tools and equipment Ordinance: a law set forth by a governmental authority Doing the Lord's work. Of course, subby invoked the 'your mom' headline gambit, therefore MOP is actually the Massive Orifice Penetrator. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago edmo: That bomb was built specially to attack Iranian nuke stuff. That's how long Republicans have been jonesing to do this. You weren't alive in 1977? Most of America has been after the Iranians, dude. Displayed 11 of 11 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. 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