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Iran performatively launches missiles towards US base in Qatar (timesofisrael.com)
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Also into Iraq apparently according to cnn
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This is fine.
NM Volunteer
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Remember when we assassinated a top Iranian general, they retaliated by bombing one of our bases in Iraq, and then both sides collectively decided that it was over and back to status quo? I have a feeling this is just a repeat of that.
freakdiablo
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Trump will now say that Iran is escalating, and further bombing is justified.
JulieAzel626
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Maximum alert declared at Ain Al Asad Air Base in Iraq, U.S. forces taking shelter in bunkers - Reuters
JohnCommenter
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Nah. It's unconditional surrender fireworks?
The Madd Mann
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NM Volunteer: Remember when we assassinated a top Iranian general, they retaliated by bombing one of our bases in Iraq, and then both sides collectively decided that it was over and back to status quo? I have a feeling this is just a repeat of that.
I remember when we had an administration that wasn't full of lunatics too. Trump has devolved into a pile of enraged goo since then.
JulieAzel626
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Sirens heard in The UAE and Kuwait.
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May the Holiest of the Holy win!
God willing.
HeathenHealer
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So this will give Trump his justification to do something even dumber? Great.
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At this point, just tell me when I can stop showing up for work.
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Maureen Dowd is still gainfully employed, btw.
Bunny Deville
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
NewportBarGuy
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danvon: Trump will now say that Iran is escalating, and further bombing is justified.
Pretty soon he'll have to declare martial law here just to keep everyone safe.
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Performatively? Are they fake missiles?
JulieAzel626
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Al Jazeera:
Qatari Ministry of Defense: Qatari air defenses intercepted a missile attack targeting Al Udeid Air Base.
HomoHabilis
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Today's word is "performatively." Everytime you hear the word, scream real loud.
Hillbilly Jim
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Oh yay! I can almost hear the Christi fascists squealing in delight that the end times are coming
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Is the gaming commission in Las Vegas accepting bets that this isn't going to end very well?
I want in on that.
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Qatar has closed it's airspace.
As one should.
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https://bsky.app/profile/militarynewsua.bsky.social/post/3lsc2lxhzvs2i
Qatar firework display has begun, courtesy of Raytheon and the Patriot missile system. $4 million per flash of light right there.
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Great job Stinky!
/ what a miserable piece of shiat
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If trump can't goad the citizens of this country to take the bait so he can attack them, he'll just go start Armageddon.
JulieAzel626
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Al Jazeera:
Iranian Armed Forces: Our forces' willpower will prevent any recurrence of aggression from accelerating the collapse of the US military infrastructure in the region.
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NM Volunteer: Remember when we assassinated a top Iranian general, they retaliated by bombing one of our bases in Iraq, and then both sides collectively decided that it was over and back to status quo? I have a feeling this is just a repeat of that.
I have a feeling we will be seeing some terrorism attacks in the future.
Outshined_One
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The Secret Service better be keeping Stinky away from the golf courses.
I get that he comes with some of the most advanced defensive tech on the planet everywhere he goes, but even one drone getting through would be enough.
ImpendingCynic
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danvon: Trump will now say that Iran is escalating, and further bombing is justified.
"Why is the person I bullied bullying me? It's NOT FAIR!!"
The Bunyip
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Armageddon Days (Are Here Again) (Remastered)
Tell Me How My Blog Tastes
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"Kamala Harris wouldn't have had the guts to let Bibi Netanyahu lead her into a war with Iran" isn't the flex some people think it is.
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NM Volunteer: Remember when we assassinated a top Iranian general, they retaliated by bombing one of our bases in Iraq, and then both sides collectively decided that it was over and back to status quo? I have a feeling this is just a repeat of that.
No, it isn't. Israel and Iran are in a shooting war.
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Can all the holy warriors go gather at Armageddon now and wait for jesus to show up and lead them to battle?
Lurky McLurkerton
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Thanks 0bama!!!
WeatherNerd
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fark this timeline.
4seasons85!
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I think we expected this after reading that Qatar was put on alert. But damn. I really don't want to go through WWIII.
scottydoesntknow
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I have a feeling something will detonate on American soil. It probably won't be a missile, but we're gonna feel it here at some point.
Hillbilly Jim
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AmbassadorBooze
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Allah shall make their aim true!
Problem solved. Death to the infidels! Death to the great Satan!
OmnomnomCookies
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Everyone needs to calm down. Even though our military members are in jeopardy of injury or death, they should feel ok because Cadet Bonespurs had to fight the risk of STDs during Vietnam. Thanks MAGAts-you all believed this dipshiate and we are at war in the Middle East. Again.
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I'm hearing jets roaring around today and we have an ANG wing nearby so I assume this isn't "normal" exercises, this is actual check-outs to get shiat ready.
giantmeteor
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I'm sure Trump's response will be the mature, measured approach we've come to expect from him
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scottydoesntknow: I have a feeling something will detonate on American soil. It probably won't be a missile, but we're gonna feel it here at some point.
Do I gotta find a new handle?
TartanPlaid
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NM Volunteer: Remember when we assassinated a top Iranian general, they retaliated by bombing one of our bases in Iraq, and then both sides collectively decided that it was over and back to status quo? I have a feeling this is just a repeat of that.
Apparently, the Fark doom squad did not like for your opinion even though it's probably correct.
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And more very expensive performative fireworks: https://bsky.app/profile/militarynewsua.bsky.social/post/3lsc2c4yvfk2w
4seasons85!
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scottydoesntknow: I have a feeling something will detonate on American soil. It probably won't be a missile, but we're gonna feel it here at some point.
I'm basically expecting this at some point. It may not be directly from Iran or its allies, but terrorism is probably going to happen.
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Adam64: At this point, just tell me when I can stop showing up for work.
Why? This isn't WWIII. No one's going to ride in to defend Iran. Russia is too busy in Ukraine to do shiat. Hezbollah is sitting out. Hamas is dealing with Gaza. Assad is gone. China wants no part of whats happening.
JulieAzel626
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Don't worry everyone...
Trump is in the White House Situation Room with Defense Secretary Pete Drunk.
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Trump is not used to people saying "no" to him...this should be fun.
Adolf Oliver Nipples
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Thus is the least surprising news of the day.
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