Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Is infidelity about to ruin your marriage? Consider a postnuptial agreement. Or, you know, just become swingers (wtop.com) More: Unlikely, Wealth, Law, Divorce, Marriage, Family law, Business, Inheritance, Contract 624 clicks;posted toMain »on 30 Jun 2025 at 11:50 AM(1 hour ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 45 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (0) Funniest (14) Funniest Yeah, don't become swingers to try to save a marriage, that's going to blow up spectacularly. Become swingers because you have a strong and trusting marriage but both partners feel they need physical intimacy beyond their partner. (10) Funniest robodog: Yeah, don't become swingers to try to save a marriage, that's going to blow up spectacularly. Become swingers because you have a strong and trusting marriage but both partners feel they need physical intimacy beyond their partner. Don't stay married for the kids, don't try and open a marriage after infidelity. They're already not faithful, just tear the bandaid off and move on justanotherfarkinfarker (3) Funniest I use to go to a lot of swinger stuff. Good times. Wasn't married though. Hot wives just wanted some D. (2) Funniest robodog: Yeah, don't become swingers to try to save a marriage, Because it not 1970 anymore. quo vadimus (2) Funniest Ironically, I was becoming a potentially poly person while she was... already a poly person (just, y'know. Without consent). Don't get arrested, but do go ahead and be petty for a while. There's a chance that what you've been brainwashed to believe is petty is actually just standing up for yourself. RobotSpider (12) Funniest TheManofPA (1) Funniest justanotherfarkinfarker: I use to go to a lot of swinger stuff. Good times. Wasn't married though. Hot wives just wanted some D. Hot wives never did like the purple stuff. (2) Funniest Sort all that sh*t out before you get married, preferably early into dating. Otherwise you risk ruining your relationship if you both aren't on the same page, unless for some reason you like fostering resentment. CakeandBeer (4) Funniest I don't understand the juxtaposition of liking rules, structure, and definitions enough to enter into a postnup, but being free, casual, and adventurous enough to desire an open relationship. (5) Funniest My brother did this a couple of decades ago under advice of an attorney. He was smart about it and his cheating wife wasn't. Basically they just agreed on things like custody and distribution of property ahead of time just to make it easier if, in their case when, they decided to split up. One of the things the attorney put in was that he gets the house, if any, in Kentucky. My brother asked why and the attorney said that's just in case your parents die and leave you their house. When the wife saw that she said she wants the house, if any, in their state. He was military and they were living in post housing so he agreed. She agreed to everything else he asked for. A month after they signed she said, "We should buy a house." She actually thought he would do that. She moved out and he requested a change of duty station far away. Once there he filed f BonoboJeezus (4) Funniest Don't get married. Don't have cheeldren. Realize that love doesn't need legal sanction, or college-to-grave longevity. (6) Funniest CakeandBeer: I don't understand the juxtaposition of liking rules, structure, and definitions enough to enter into a postnup, but being free, casual, and adventurous enough to desire an open relationship. Why even get married at all. (0) Funniest for divorce and lived happily ever after. (4) Funniest CakeandBeer: I don't understand the juxtaposition of liking rules, structure, and definitions enough to enter into a postnup, but being free, casual, and adventurous enough to desire an open relationship. For me, it's about protecting the relationship. My partner and I are both semi-open, but we have rules to keep either of us from getting our feelings hurt. Flirting with someone else is always okay, but don't make the other feel neglected. Sharing nudes is always okay. You must always ask before getting physical with someone else. The other person should generally say yes when asked, if they say no, they should have a reason (I'll be jealous is a valid reason) Asking while intoxicated doesn't not require the other person to provide a reason for saying no. This is for your protection as much as mine. Playing together is more fun than playing separately, though separate is fine especially if the other one isn't interested. Playing separately because the new person doesn't like your partner is not acceptable. (although this can be waived if it's just physical attraction divergence and both parties are like minded, i.e. my partner sometimes likes really ugly guys and sometimes those really ugly guys don't think I'm attractive. This is fine). We're both homos so it's a lot easier. Freedom, but not so much freedom that the core relationship is harmed. We've been together 13 years and still going strong :-) (0) Funniest Murder/suicide is also an option. Might be a bit dramatic, but I guess it depends on the situation. Sin_City_Superhero (1) Funniest If you're marriage is struggling, swinging isn't the answer. Have a kid, instead! (5) Funniest Begoggle: CakeandBeer: I don't understand the juxtaposition of liking rules, structure, and definitions enough to enter into a postnup, but being free, casual, and adventurous enough to desire an open relationship. Why even get married at all. It's not for everyone. It's worked for my wife and I for 35 years now. Monogamous and happy because she really is my best friend. (1) Funniest malfist: CakeandBeer: I don't understand the juxtaposition of liking rules, structure, and definitions enough to enter into a postnup, but being free, casual, and adventurous enough to desire an open relationship. For me, it's about protecting the relationship. My partner and I are both semi-open, but we have rules to keep either of us from getting our feelings hurt. Flirting with someone else is always okay, but don't make the other feel neglected. Sharing nudes is always okay. You must always ask before getting physical with someone else. The other person should generally say yes when asked, if they say no, they should have a reason (I'll be jealous is a valid reason) Asking while intoxicated doesn't not require the other person to provide a reason for saying no. This is for your protection as much as mine. Playing together is more fun than playing separately, though separate is fine especially if the other one isn't interested. Playing separately because the new person doesn't like your partner is not acceptable. (although this can be waived if it's just physical attraction divergence and both parties are like minded, i.e. my partner sometimes likes really ugly guys and sometimes those really ugly guys don't think I'm attractive. This is fine). We're both homos so it's a lot easier. Freedom, but not so much freedom that the core relationship is harmed. We've been together 13 years and still going strong :-) That last rule, there was this one fun time where my partner had talked a couple into coming and playing with us, but he thought only one of the new guys was attractive and I found the other one really attractive, and they both had the same opinions about us. That was a lot of fun (3) Funniest NoGods: Begoggle: CakeandBeer: I don't understand the juxtaposition of liking rules, structure, and definitions enough to enter into a postnup, but being free, casual, and adventurous enough to desire an open relationship. Why even get married at all. It's not for everyone. It's worked for my wife and I for 35 years now. Monogamous and happy because she really is my best friend. Yeah, I'm saying why get married if you want an open relationship. (0) Funniest RobotSpider: [Fark user image 300x168] thought the same. well done! (0) Funniest You can't have a proper cookout if everyone just brings hot dogs. (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago Friend of mine tried to arrange a post nuptial agreement and the lawyer wouldn't touch it. (9) Funniest 34 minutes ago Begoggle: NoGods: Begoggle: CakeandBeer: I don't understand the juxtaposition of liking rules, structure, and definitions enough to enter into a postnup, but being free, casual, and adventurous enough to desire an open relationship. Why even get married at all. It's not for everyone. It's worked for my wife and I for 35 years now. Monogamous and happy because she really is my best friend. Yeah, I'm saying why get married if you want an open relationship. Tax benefits. Health insurance. Lots of other rights married people get that unmarried don't. iamskibibitz (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago Sin_City_Superhero: If you're marriage is struggling, swinging isn't the answer. Have a kid, instead! Maybe that's the problem, though. You had a kid. With another swinger. (1) Funniest 32 minutes ago Or you can have a post-nup AND be swingers. We did. 12 years happy marriage. (1) Funniest 32 minutes ago Begoggle: NoGods: Begoggle: CakeandBeer: I don't understand the juxtaposition of liking rules, structure, and definitions enough to enter into a postnup, but being free, casual, and adventurous enough to desire an open relationship. Why even get married at all. It's not for everyone. It's worked for my wife and I for 35 years now. Monogamous and happy because she really is my best friend. Yeah, I'm saying why get married if you want an open relationship. I agree. Married people who don't have sex should be forced to divorce. After all, what's the point of marriage if there's no sex? Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago Solty Dog: You can't have a proper cookout if everyone just brings hot dogs. The hell you can't!! My favorite kind of picnic are the ones with only hotdogs. Hotdogs as far as the eye can see... Maybe the occasional bratwurst or kielbasa to keep things interesting... /Not a gif of me but definitely a dream I have... (1) Funniest 32 minutes ago meat0918: Friend of mine tried to arrange a post nuptial agreement and the lawyer wouldn't touch it. Find a better lawyer. This is not that arcane of a contract. Just as durable as a prenup. farkitallletitend (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago Begoggle: CakeandBeer: I don't understand the juxtaposition of liking rules, structure, and definitions enough to enter into a postnup, but being free, casual, and adventurous enough to desire an open relationship. Why even get married at all. So she can take half your stuff and collect monthly payments. (2) Funniest 34 minutes ago Begoggle: NoGods: Begoggle: CakeandBeer: I don't understand the juxtaposition of liking rules, structure, and definitions enough to enter into a postnup, but being free, casual, and adventurous enough to desire an open relationship. Why even get married at all. It's not for everyone. It's worked for my wife and I for 35 years now. Monogamous and happy because she really is my best friend. Yeah, I'm saying why get married if you want an open relationship. You can be committed to each other and still sleep with other people. Poly people still have all the same reasons to get married as monogamous people do. (2) Funniest 32 minutes ago robodog: Yeah, don't become swingers to try to save a marriage, that's going to blow up spectacularly. Become swingers because you have a strong and trusting marriage but both partners feel they need physical intimacy beyond their partner. (1) Funniest 32 minutes ago farkitallletitend: Begoggle: CakeandBeer: I don't understand the juxtaposition of liking rules, structure, and definitions enough to enter into a postnup, but being free, casual, and adventurous enough to desire an open relationship. Why even get married at all. So she can take half your stuff and collect monthly payments. Given that she already has all your stuff in the marriage, that sounds like a bargain. Mind you, I remember years ago finding out that a friend of a friend was divorced and still living together at opposite ends of their house. I think that economic loss of shelter, income, benefits, etc holds more marriages together than love or children. Kit Fister (1) Funniest 34 minutes ago Record it, gather evidence, act nonchalant about it, and then find the most opportune, embarassing time for the person doing the cheating to drop the bomb on them along with the divorce papers. /You'll also want the evidence for the divorce. (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago Why bother? If you don't have the integrity to stand up and swear before Man and God to be exclusively loyal to your spouse "til death do us part", any pre- or post-nup isn't worth the paper it's written on. (1) Funniest 31 minutes ago I know the founders of that firm quoted in TFA from my days doing family law in the late 90's early 2ks and while I am not shocked to see it is them offering this advice, it is....frankly, terrible. I doubt any post-nup would be considered worth the paper it is printed only by most courts. There would be a DEEP inquiry into the circumstances of the signing of anything that limited your marital property rights,They would want to know whether it was signed under duress or threat of ending the marriage, what benefit the spouse signing it received to offset the rights they surrendered, etc etc. And anything waiving or limiting child support would be set aside as legally invalid anyway ImmutableTenderloin (1) Funniest 30 minutes ago If you do it in the butt, then there is no worry about pregnancy. ElPrimitivo (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago Sin_City_Superhero: If you're marriage is struggling, swinging isn't the answer. Have a kid, instead! Why not both? You can't just try one thing and expect results. Rent Party (1) Funniest less than a minute ago I always thought a "post-nuptial" agreement was otherwise known as a "Divorce Decree." Infidelity never did me in, but whatever it was ripped it out through my wallet. Fear the Clam (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Begoggle: Yeah, I'm saying why get married if you want an open relationship. You don't get to pull the plug on the hot wife unless she's your hot wife. Kit Fister (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Also, this whole thing just reminds me how farked up people are. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Mouser: Why bother? If you don't have the integrity to stand up and swear before Man and God to be exclusively loyal to your spouse "til death do us part", any pre- or post-nup isn't worth the paper it's written on. If it's signed and notarized it absolutely will stand up in divorce court just like a pre-nup. sinko swimo (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Begoggle: CakeandBeer: I don't understand the juxtaposition of liking rules, structure, and definitions enough to enter into a postnup, but being free, casual, and adventurous enough to desire an open relationship. Why even get married at all. been married 33 years. absolute worse mistake of my life. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago NoGods: Mouser: Why bother? If you don't have the integrity to stand up and swear before Man and God to be exclusively loyal to your spouse "til death do us part", any pre- or post-nup isn't worth the paper it's written on. If it's signed and notarized it absolutely will stand up in divorce court just like a pre-nup. Divorce court isn't the court you should be worried about. WillJM8528 (0) Funniest less than a minute ago CakeandBeer: I don't understand the juxtaposition of liking rules, structure, and definitions enough to enter into a postnup, but being free, casual, and adventurous enough to desire an open relationship. This. We have a status for folks who don't want to be married and fark a bunch of people. It's called, not being married. Displayed 45 of 45 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? Create an account to make comments Remember me If you can see this, something's wrong with your browser's CSS support. (Or you're a spambot.) 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