Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment King Charles lets dummy die in his hands (dailymail.co.uk) 1039 clicks;posted toMain »on 12 Mar 2025 at9:01 PM(57 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 15 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (0) Funniest 3 hours ago AlwaysRightBoy (0) Funniest I train with the Coast Guard all the time as a NYC/Jersey shore ferryman, they now want us doing CPR continuously until you can't do it anymore and hand it over to the other crew member ..and then back. They also have brought out a new heavyweight dummy to hoist up in the cradle onto the deck before the CPR when doing a man over board drill. When this is soaking wet in the middle of the Hudson River its a real bear to bring up when it weights 250 lbs.. As someone who has done these drills since 2018 for over 30 times successfully, these last two with the new dummy I have failed. Sorry if I can't save you at 63 years old you overweight human. LarryDan43 (3) Funniest 31 minutes ago If it's ever Trump, please do not resuscitate Gordon Bennett (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago Gordon Bennett (1) Funniest 35 minutes ago chitownmike (6) Funniest 32 minutes ago AlwaysRightBoy: I train with the Coast Guard all the time as a NYC/Jersey shore ferryman, they now want us doing CPR continuously until you can't do it anymore and hand it over to the other crew member ..and then back. They also have brought out a new heavyweight dummy to hoist up in the cradle onto the deck before the CPR when doing a man over board drill. When this is soaking wet in the middle of the Hudson River its a real bear to bring up when it weights 250 lbs.. As someone who has done these drills since 2018 for over 30 times successfully, these last two with the new dummy I have failed. Sorry if I can't save you at 63 years old you overweight human. Sounds like it's time to retire (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago It was just inevitable if they didn't get Prince Albert out of that can! Bith Set Me Up (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago I Never Liked That Doctor Stupid AlwaysRightBoy (0) Funniest 30 minutes ago chitownmike: AlwaysRightBoy: I train with the Coast Guard all the time as a NYC/Jersey shore ferryman, they now want us doing CPR continuously until you can't do it anymore and hand it over to the other crew member ..and then back. They also have brought out a new heavyweight dummy to hoist up in the cradle onto the deck before the CPR when doing a man over board drill. When this is soaking wet in the middle of the Hudson River its a real bear to bring up when it weights 250 lbs.. As someone who has done these drills since 2018 for over 30 times successfully, these last two with the new dummy I have failed. Sorry if I can't save you at 63 years old you overweight human. Sounds like it's time to retire tell that to my wife (3) Funniest 35 minutes ago FWIW Chuck, CPR usually isn't successful. Unless you're in a movie. Then that chit is golden. SurelyShirley (1) Funniest 32 minutes ago Is Annie ok? (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago Well done, subby. [tips bowler] Archie Goodwin (0) Funniest less than a minute ago The monarch performed chest compressions on a mannequin and joked 'at least I haven't broken it' as he refreshed his first aid skills. Isn't there a saying that if you haven't broken a couple of ribs that you are not doing right? Biledriver (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Work sent me to some First Aid course a couple years ago and when I picked up the dummy, the chest popped open and the head rolled clear across the room. /but I got ya guys, honest! Mr. Fuzzypaws (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Not a formal visit. Displayed 15 of 15 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? Create an account to make comments Remember me If you can see this, something's wrong with your browser's CSS support. (Or you're a spambot.) 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