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Problem solved. And the quarantine must be paid for by the traveler. And jumping quarantine should be a death penalty crime. Yes, even those quartine evaders. farkitallletitend (2) Funniest When the loin fruit start to get polio on the regular again let me know. LordOfThePings (5) Funniest 35 minutes ago Here we come... Walkin' down the terminal We give the funniest spots to Lots of people we meet Hey, hey we're the measeles! drumsinthedeep (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago Measles? Is that what the white zone is for? The Irresponsible Captain (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago Just got tested. I'll be due for a booster shot. Armaroller2003 (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago L.A. International Airport /for reference purposes. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago They came in on an international flight. That only narrows it down to 43 different countries. More if you count Puerto Rico, Guam and Hawaii as foreign countries -- because we know some people do. /The AI offered to tell me how many hours it takes to drive from LAX to Guam. //it was wrong (0) Funniest less than a minute ago This person needs to be named, and if anyone else is infected then this person needs to be sued until they bleed Displayed 9 of 9 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? Create an account to make comments Remember me If you can see this, something's wrong with your browser's CSS support. (Or you're a spambot.) 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