Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Man attempts to feed bear, succeeds (msn.com) More: Scary, MSN 915 clicks;posted toMain »on 15 Aug 2025 at 11:20 AM(1 hour ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 24 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (0) Funniest 2 hours ago The bear dragged him into the woods? They didn't say if this was unprovoked or not. Regardless, should have tried to keep his distance when he saw the bear. Lambskincoat (6) Funniest 2 hours ago Eaten alive is one of the top five worst ways to die. farkitallletitend (1) Funniest Maybe he wanted to become bear scat. (2) Funniest I finally got around to watching Cocaine Bear a couple of weeks ago. It was okay, but I'm glad I didn't spend actual movie prices to watch it. question_dj (1) Funniest Japanese bears are farking dangerous. New Rising Sun (3) Funniest 35 minutes ago Japan is one of the only places on the planet where a large mammal species has been reclaiming habitat - which is good news for the bears, but if, as biologists suspect, the bear population is growing, the country will have to figure out new ways to protect people, and vital infrastructure like airports, from the animals. MurphyMurphy (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago Lambskincoat: Eaten alive is one of the top five worst ways to die. But it's all-natural Snapper Carr (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago farkitallletitend: Maybe he wanted to become bear scat. Did they find bells on him? Madman drummers bummers (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago question_dj: Japanese bears are farking dangerous. It's the tentacles. patrick767 (1) Funniest 33 minutes ago Human encounters with bears reached record levels in Japan last year, with 219 people attacked and six deaths in the 12 months to April 2024. Okay, that's unusual. The US averages less than one bear attack fatality per year. Not sure about Japan's averages, but it sounds like bears had a banner year. Prof. Frink (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago farkitallletitend: Maybe he wanted to become bear scat. She have covered himself in pepper spray so the bear species can be recognized. /old jokes are old Prof. Frink (1) Funniest 35 minutes ago Prof. Frink: farkitallletitend: Maybe he wanted to become bear scat. She have covered himself in pepper spray so the bear species can be recognized. /old jokes are old /feeds autocarrot to a bear (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago At least it didn't strip off his pants and underwear and humiliate him like the elephants do. (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago Lambskincoat: Eaten alive is one of the top five worst ways to die. I'd imagine you'd be dead by the time you were eaten. Madman drummers bummers (2) Funniest 31 minutes ago Gyrfalcon: Lambskincoat: Eaten alive is one of the top five worst ways to die. I'd imagine you'd be dead by the time you were eaten. Depends where they start. Prof. Frink (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago Walker: At least it didn't strip off his pants and underwear and humiliate him like the elephants do. [Fark user image image 425x531] "Sometimes dead...is bettah."? (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago question_dj (0) Funniest less than a minute ago patrick767: Human encounters with bears reached record levels in Japan last year, with 219 people attacked and six deaths in the 12 months to April 2024. Okay, that's unusual. The US averages less than one bear attack fatality per year. Not sure about Japan's averages, but it sounds like bears had a banner year. Japanese bears are not the same as other bears. They're far, far more dangerous. Baron Krelve (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Lambskincoat: Eaten alive is one of the top five worst ways to die. Top 5 worst: -Eaten alive -Burned alive -Burned alive after watching your parents burned alive -Burned alive while watching your parents have sex -Sexed to death by your parents Top 5 best: -Heart attack while nutting -Aneurism while nutting -Parachute doesn't open (you nut when this happens for some reason) -Nut while falling across the event horizon of a black hole so your nut time is infinite -Peacefully in your sleep (wet dream) functionisalwaystaken (0) Funniest less than a minute ago "Hunters also caught and killed a bear near the trail, an official working for Shari town" WTF kind of homophobes do they have in Japan. They straight up hunt gay folks? Evil Mackerel (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Lambskincoat: Eaten alive is one of the top five worst ways to die. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago question_dj: Japanese bears are farking dangerous. Just avoid Rs in the safe word and everyone will be fine. hammettman (0) Funniest less than a minute ago question_dj: patrick767: Human encounters with bears reached record levels in Japan last year, with 219 people attacked and six deaths in the 12 months to April 2024. Okay, that's unusual. The US averages less than one bear attack fatality per year. Not sure about Japan's averages, but it sounds like bears had a banner year. Japanese bears are not the same as other bears. They're far, far more dangerous. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago hammettman: question_dj: patrick767: Human encounters with bears reached record levels in Japan last year, with 219 people attacked and six deaths in the 12 months to April 2024. Okay, that's unusual. The US averages less than one bear attack fatality per year. Not sure about Japan's averages, but it sounds like bears had a banner year. Japanese bears are not the same as other bears. They're far, far more dangerous. 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