Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Maryland man brings large, double-edged spear to a fight with police, learns that police have the same basic response regardless of chosen weapon (wtop.com) More: Dumbass, Weapon, R Adams Cowley Shock Trauma Center, Death, Major trauma, Stabbing, Email, Howard County, University of Maryland, College Park 236 clicks;posted toMain »on 10 Jun 2025 at 11:05 AM(28 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 15 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest khitsicker (1) Funniest 11 minutes ago Well yea. Spearmen are only effective against tanks. Madman drummers bummers (3) Funniest less than a minute ago "Double-edged spear?" But a spear does piercing damage. (2) Funniest less than a minute ago alechemist (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Once again why wasn't he tazed instead of being lit up or does the spear give the weilder resistance to electric based damage? adamgreeney (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Wouldn't a spear pointed on both sides be a javelin? elgrancerdo (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Madman drummers bummers: "Double-edged spear?" But a spear does piercing damage. Depends on the pig... and the hunter. WhackingDay (0) Funniest less than a minute ago it's still bringing a knife to a gunfight. The size of knife doesn't really change anything. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago RIP Flula Borg. Eunice's Social Calendar (0) Funniest less than a minute ago elgrancerdo: Madman drummers bummers: "Double-edged spear?" But a spear does piercing damage. Depends on the pig... [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 259x194] and the hunter. bringing a pig home from a fishing trip is some kind of awesome! perspective being important of course. FormlessOne (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Obviously never heard Frankie Boyle, once again reminding everyone why a small island ruled way too much of the world, albeit for a little while: "Gun beats spear." Ambivalence (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Spears with blades generally are double edged. That's the default. Do they mean double headed (blades on both end)? pastramithemosterotic (0) Funniest less than a minute ago alechemist: Once again why wasn't he tazed instead of being lit up or does the spear give the weilder resistance to electric based damage? The cops #1 rule is they have to go home and abuse their families after their shift. So anyway, they start blasting FormlessOne (0) Funniest less than a minute ago The "B" on "ACAB" does more lifting for this story... (0) Funniest less than a minute ago (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Displayed 15 of 15 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? Create an account to make comments Remember me If you can see this, something's wrong with your browser's CSS support. (Or you're a spambot.) If you are using the NoScript browser extension, you may have problems posting comments, especially if they contain images.For a fix, see this FAQ entry.If you still have problems, contact Farkback. 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