Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment New 'we're all going to die' nuclear war map reveals the 75% of US population could turn into ashes in a Thanos-like snap. Whatever, Gen-X grew up in the 80s believing this could happen literally any day (hindustantimes.com) More: Scary, Intercontinental ballistic missile, United States, Russia, Nuclear weapon, China, Nuclear warfare, Contiguous United States, Missile 145 clicks;posted toMain »on 20 Feb 2025 at5:35 PM(10 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 27 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Alwysadydrmr (5) Funniest 17 minutes ago (0) Funniest 17 minutes ago Woo hoo! Harrisburg Pennsylvania is on the kill list! Ha! See - we DO matter. Someone cares enough to nuke us to death! fragMasterFlash (1) Funniest 14 minutes ago All I need is a Vault-Tec vault, a Pip-Boy, and I'm fine. raerae1980 (1) Funniest 14 minutes ago So like, every city is wiped out then? (2) Funniest 7 minutes ago Since nobody has posted it, obviously, the living will envy the dead (5) Funniest less than a minute ago Every. Single. Day. (2) Funniest Good thing Musk got rid of the folks who manage our nuclear arsenal Jack Sabbath (0) Funniest less than a minute ago I'm not close enough to ground zero I think. In between Los Angeles and whatever the next military target up the coast is. I don't have a shelter I can go to for 1-3 weeks. I might need to relocate to an exact drop zone. gameshowhost (1) Funniest less than a minute ago The cool thing about living right next to an R1 uni in a state capital with a working nuclear reactor is that you won't have to die slowly. JasonOfOrillia (1) Funniest less than a minute ago I should be close enough to a target that I won't even feel anything. Beats giant meteor. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Weaver95: Woo hoo! Harrisburg Pennsylvania That explains... so... farking... much. ;) EnderWiggnz (1) Funniest less than a minute ago fragMasterFlash: All I need is a Vault-Tec vault, a Pip-Boy, and I'm fine. If this were the '80s, it grade school desk would be enough to protect you from a nuclear blast. TheAlgebraist (1) Funniest less than a minute ago raerae1980: So like, every city is wiped out then? If I remember right, at one point Cold war projections had the Russians with enough nukes to target every north American town with more than 2000 people gameshowhost (0) Funniest less than a minute ago btw will someone please explain cricket in a way that makes a lick of sense ImpendingCynic (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Not to worry, us Gen-Xers mastered the technique of crouching and covering our heads. All the lead still in our systems from childhood is bonus shielding. doctorguilty (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Try growing up in a primary nuclear target, where the local news would run a "human interest story" every few months about how many warheads might land on my skull. And I was downwind from everything that would be hit, so if the flash and fires didn't get me, the fallout sure as shiat would. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago I refuse to believe that anyone is going to bother nuking Grand Junction, Colorado. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago raerae1980: So like, every city is wiped out then? No, just the good ones. Ohio will be unaffected. (1) Funniest ImpendingCynic: Not to worry, us Gen-Xers mastered the technique of crouching and covering our heads. All the lead still in our systems from childhood is bonus shielding. *alarm sirens activate* *Emergency broadcast systems confirm incoming missiles* GenX: about fracking time. *Opens bottle of tequila* (drinks entire bottle) *Everyone dies* RoyFokker'sGhost (1) Funniest less than a minute ago I think I speak for all my fellow Gen X when I say... *thumps chest* COME ON!!!!! BRING IT YOU PUSSYS!!!!! LET'S GO! DO IT ALREADY! DO ITTTTTTT!!! White_Scarf_Syndrome (0) Funniest Sorry pal, all the helicopter pilot bars are closed! Circusdog320 (0) Funniest less than a minute ago If you're not fried in the nuclear hellfire the radiation and plutonium infused dust particles will provide an absolute suffering death. BafflerMeal (0) Funniest (0) Funniest less than a minute ago EnderWiggnz: fragMasterFlash: All I need is a Vault-Tec vault, a Pip-Boy, and I'm fine. If this were the '80s, it grade school desk would be enough to protect you from a nuclear blast. more like '60s /ok boomers (0) Funniest less than a minute ago We were all too busy watching slasher films while our parents got drunk at home then going to school where they told us non-stop about marijuana, cocaine, and LSD, mentioning that they thought maybe we should say "No" to them when we were offered them, to worry much about getting turned into charcoal at a moments notice. fragMasterFlash (1) Funniest EnderWiggnz: fragMasterFlash: All I need is a Vault-Tec vault, a Pip-Boy, and I'm fine. If this were the '80s, it grade school desk would be enough to protect you from a nuclear blast. bluorangefyre (0) Funniest less than a minute ago So according to that, no fallout would reach me. 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