Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment No great follow-up yet but we uncovered two full edges and three corners of the backyard plexiglass find. I got my boy interested and working the shovel while I pruned the big roots. PIT (fark.com) More: Followup 98 clicks;posted toMain »on 18 Apr 2025 at7:30 PM(7 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 79 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest | Show all (0) Funniest feckingmorons (5) Funniest There has to be a corpse under there. Don't let the government take it away from you, you own it as part of the appurtanances of the property. (9) Funniest Here we go again... (0) Funniest A hole in this corner that may or may not go all the way through is the only marking we found so far. I haven't poked it fully yet because the kid and I had some pool time and talked about stuff. (0) Funniest sxacho: [Fark user image image 425x566] A hole in this corner that may or may not go all the way through is the only marking we found so far. I haven't poked it fully yet because the kid and I had some pool time and talked about stuff. That's for the fuse to go in sarahthustra (6) Funniest Come on ancient demons!!! (4) Funniest (0) Funniest sarahthustra: Come on ancient demons!!! Our mother's used to sing along Who'd blame them? (0) Funniest vegas_greaser (3) Funniest sxacho: [Fark user image image 425x318] Def a body under there. vegas_greaser (3) Funniest We gonna green this one too? We're at the edge of our seats here (0) Funniest sarahthustra: Come on ancient demons!!! Leave my sex life out of this (4) Funniest vegas_greaser: We gonna green this one too? We're at the edge of our seats here Will it go green? sxach gave up last time. There ought to be a rule against premature postjaculation. bedonkadonk (0) Funniest Whatever you do don't stick yer cock in dat hole dere. (0) Funniest Max Wedge: vegas_greaser: We gonna green this one too? We're at the edge of our seats here Will it go green? sxach gave up last time. There ought to be a rule against premature postjaculation. wouldn't that be postmature ejaculation? (2) Funniest bedonkadonk: Whatever you do don't stick yer cock in dat hole dere. It was just the anniversary of the ballsack conundrum... vegas_greaser (3) Funniest bedonkadonk: Whatever you do don't stick yer cock in dat hole dere. That would be an epic green thread. He would be so very scared. generalDisdain (2) Funniest vegas_greaser: sxacho: [Fark user image image 425x318] Def a body under there. Nine cat skeletons. (2) Funniest vegas_greaser: sxacho: [Fark user image image 425x318] Def a body under there. But for real, if a young kid is involved you really don't want to be real time uncovering who the fark knows what that's buried in your backyard... vegas_greaser (1) Funniest (1) Funniest bdub77: vegas_greaser: sxacho: [Fark user image image 425x318] Def a body under there. But for real, if a young kid is involved you really don't want to be real time uncovering who the fark knows what that's buried in your backyard... My guess is still poop. I'd keep everyone away who isn't ready for a hypoxic cloud of methane. There could also be a dead body. Septic tanks can have a dead body, as a treat. My hope is portal to the sexy dragonverse. Again, not the ideal thing to reveal with kids around. They might go in there and get weird ideas. generalDisdain (1) Funniest The plastic is covering a Hell Mouth, but instead of Sarah Michelle Gellar jumping out, it's the reanimated corpse of Phyllis Diller. pdxbarista (1) Funniest vegas_greaser: sxacho: [Fark user image image 425x318] Def a body under there. Only question is live, dead or undead (1) Funniest vegas_greaser: We gonna green this one too? We're at the edge of our seats here Let's not go there yet. Maybe tomorrow. bedonkadonk (1) Funniest (3) Funniest bdub77: vegas_greaser: sxacho: [Fark user image image 425x318] Def a body under there. But for real, if a young kid is involved you really don't want to be real time uncovering who the fark knows what that's buried in your backyard... He's like a month from being 18. Moody as f*ck, sleeps all day. But he was interested. So we did that together. He's invested now. (0) Funniest I could still uncover the two other edges and the fourth corner today but I'm not going to open it. I'm going to let whatever is under there leak out overnight. There will no real progress today. (2) Funniest pdxbarista: vegas_greaser: sxacho: [Fark user image image 425x318] Def a body under there. Only question is live, dead or undead (5) Funniest sxacho: I could still uncover the two other edges and the fourth corner today but I'm not going to open it. I'm going to let whatever is under there leak out overnight. There will no real progress today. Thus definitely needs to go green now so we can blue ball everyone. (0) Funniest Both he and I think the best explanation so far is that it's scrap that someone left here and it just grew over. (4) Funniest (0) Funniest Max Wedge: sxacho: I could still uncover the two other edges and the fourth corner today but I'm not going to open it. I'm going to let whatever is under there leak out overnight. There will no real progress today. Thus definitely needs to go green now so we can blue ball everyone. I'd go for that. generalDisdain (8) Funniest pdxbarista: vegas_greaser: sxacho: [Fark user image image 425x318] Def a body under there. Only question is live, dead or undead (0) Funniest 55 minutes ago UngaBeat: [Fark user image image 800x541] I fully expect there to be nothing but dirt and centipedes under it. But I plan to remove it from the ground because it doesn't belong there, blocking that rain at the base of the tree. If I'm wrong, it's probably pirate golf and you can't have any. (0) Funniest 54 minutes ago If there's a poop zombie or a dragon from the watch list down there, it could get out overnight and cause a whole thing. (0) Funniest 54 minutes ago Gold. Pirate gold. Wtf autocorrect. (0) Funniest 52 minutes ago doglover: If there's a poop zombie or a dragon from the watch list down there, it could get out overnight and cause a whole thing. If you can't bust though an inch or two of dirt and shallow roots, are you really a poop zombie though? Or a dragon? austrianett (4) Funniest 50 minutes ago I feel like this should go green to continually blue ball the liters. Give them the real TFD experience (0) Funniest 47 minutes ago sxacho: doglover: If there's a poop zombie or a dragon from the watch list down there, it could get out overnight and cause a whole thing. If you can't bust though an inch or two of dirt and shallow roots, are you really a poop zombie though? Or a dragon? The dead tend to stay in their holes until disturbed. Then they become undead and it's such a pain in the rear. Some kinda rule or something. Dragons are too busy being awesome to go looking for every portal they could potentially use to cause mischief. They could easily open every gate, but not until it's curious to them. (1) Funniest 47 minutes ago (0) Funniest 47 minutes ago TWX: Max Wedge: vegas_greaser: We gonna green this one too? We're at the edge of our seats here Will it go green? sxach gave up last time. There ought to be a rule against premature postjaculation. wouldn't that be postmature ejaculation? I'm purposely trying set expectations low, but it's interesting to me. This is really my only avenue to share something like this and I want to share it because it's very WTF to me. The more references we have for WTF'ery, the better we can figure it out next time with a lot less trouble. (0) Funniest 44 minutes ago UngaBeat: [Fark user image image 606x603] Giant space hamsters? (0) Funniest 43 minutes ago UngaBeat: [Fark user image image 606x603] I f*cking wish. ia told my kid I was hoping for a hatch and I saw his eyes light up at the idea Ivo Shandor (2) Funniest 42 minutes ago doglover: UngaBeat: [Fark user image image 606x603] Giant space hamsters? (2) Funniest 42 minutes ago sxacho: I could still uncover the two other edges and the fourth corner today but I'm not going to open it. I'm going to let whatever is under there leak out overnight. There will no real progress today. Literally like the start of every horror movie. "Well we've gotten it half opened, let's call it a day!" (6) Funniest 39 minutes ago Have fun storming the castle! (0) Funniest 39 minutes ago bdub77: sxacho: I could still uncover the two other edges and the fourth corner today but I'm not going to open it. I'm going to let whatever is under there leak out overnight. There will no real progress today. Literally like the start of every horror movie. "Well we've gotten it half opened, let's call it a day!" Father son moment. Everybody walks away feeling good while it awakens. I hear you. (0) Funniest 38 minutes ago UngaBeat: Have fun storming the castle! [Fark user image image 765x368] I refuse to believe that. Because a concrete lid would be way cheaper. (0) Funniest 36 minutes ago sxacho: I refuse to believe that. Because a concrete lid would be way cheaper. Isn't this ... Florida? (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago UngaBeat: sxacho: I refuse to believe that. 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