Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Nurse denies man drugs during surgery (thesmokinggun.com) More: Florida 342 clicks;posted toMain »on 30 Jun 2025 at1:15 PM(11 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 12 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest TomTudbury (5) Funniest Do nurses regularly stick their hands up people's asses? (1) Funniest 47 minutes ago TomTudbury: Do nurses regularly stick their hands up people's asses? Sometimes it's a bird. TomTudbury (0) Funniest 27 minutes ago jbc: TomTudbury: Do nurses regularly stick their hands up people's asses? [vancouver.citynews.ca image 850x564] Sometimes it's a bird. That fuzzy farker would tickle going in. (0) Funniest 26 minutes ago Can't believe they checked his prison pocket! Rude. SpectroBoy (0) Funniest 25 minutes ago TomTudbury: Do nurses regularly stick their hands up people's asses? They do, but it costs extra and insurance often won't cover it. Insurance refused to cover it for my last dental cleaning. gunga galunga (0) Funniest 19 minutes ago This is the face a bratty five-year-old makes when he is told that he won't be getting any dessert because he refused to eat his vegetables. (1) Funniest 10 minutes ago TomTudbury: Do nurses regularly stick their hands up people's asses? The one I dated did (0) Funniest gunga galunga: This is the face a bratty five-year-old makes when he is told that he won't be getting any dessert because he refused to eat his vegetables. [Fark user image image 280x350] Or, in this case, that he won't be getting any crack cocaine because he didn't eat his vegetables. The Irresponsible Captain (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Ah, so that's why they call it "crack". (0) Funniest less than a minute ago TomTudbury: Do nurses regularly stick their hands up people's asses? The sexy ones do... Jim from Saint Paul (0) Funniest So let's talk about Night Shift Nurses™ ... /Dont google at work, lol (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Displayed 12 of 12 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? 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