Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Paddlin' without a license? That's a paddlin' (thestarphoenix.com) More: Creepy, Christian, Student, Online and offline, school director of Christian Centre Academy, Subscription business model, online platforms, former students, former pastor of the school 497 clicks;posted toMain »on 22 Jul 2025 at 11:38 PM(1 hour ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 5 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (1) Funniest "Christian" That pretty explains all of it. A vile and evil lot. (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago I went to a Catholic School from kindergarten to 8th. (Which would have been ~'75 to '83) I forget what I did but I got paddled by the principal (a nun) during that time in her office. I could joke that she hit like a girl but there's a difference when it's a grown woman believing the punishment was just and she was repeatedly hitting my 10yo ass with what looked like a cricket bat. (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago C18H27NO3: I went to a Catholic School from kindergarten to 8th. (Which would have been ~'75 to '83) I forget what I did but I got paddled by the principal (a nun) during that time in her office. I could joke that she hit like a girl but there's a difference when it's a grown woman believing the punishment was just and she was repeatedly hitting my 10yo ass with what looked like a cricket bat. FARK is not your personal erotica site. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Floki: C18H27NO3: I went to a Catholic School from kindergarten to 8th. (Which would have been ~'75 to '83) I forget what I did but I got paddled by the principal (a nun) during that time in her office. I could joke that she hit like a girl but there's a difference when it's a grown woman believing the punishment was just and she was repeatedly hitting my 10yo ass with what looked like a cricket bat. FARK is not your personal erotica site. What I stated is a true story. Like I said, I was only ~10 but in hindsight it would have been something if I made, uhh, noises each time she hit me. It probably would have increased her hitting frequency and I could have continued with, "oh god!, oh god!". She would have stopped wide-eyed while I let out a throaty "HHhhnnnnnnggggghhhnnnggghhhnnnggg". That probably would have put a stop to that ridiculous paddling practice. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Let me step up an be the first... "I aint scared" you bunch of snowflakes! Why heck back in the 6th grade all of us students were proud of being in Miss Smith class because not only was she the skinniest teacher in the school, but she was the hardest hitting teacher in the entire school. She made the school bully cry before she even gave him his first paddling. Miss Smith was an excellent teacher, who would defend her students as well as punish when it was justifiably needed. How many here today remember back when your mom said your full complete name in that certain tone did you instantly know you were in deep doo doo!!!! Displayed 5 of 5 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? 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