Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Pennsylvania police arrest man who planned to shoot up a school on the anniversary of Columbine. fark me sideways: at just 20years old he wasn't even BORN when the original shooting happened (the-independent.com) More: Fail, High school, Columbine High School massacre, Columbine High School, local police, Complaint, Education, Overview of gun laws by nation, Braeden Phillips 383 clicks;posted toMain »on 14 Apr 2025 at6:30 AM(1 hour ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 15 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest darth sunshine (0) Funniest measles. fire. School shooter. PA trifecta complete. MillionDollarMo (0) Funniest In our digital age could we not just twist the narrative ever so slightly until your average potential school shooter believes Columbine was an NRA Conference? pastramithemosterotic (12) Funniest I was in 5th grade when Colombine happened. There were days, weeks of talks in our school about how this tragedy would never happen again. F*ck, were we wrong MythDragon (8) Funniest 31 minutes ago Fark, what's with assholes and schools? If you really want to get remembered , there's one person in particular that is you took out, you'd never be forgotten. /not that I'm advocating for it,just making an observation hardinparamedic (3) Funniest 34 minutes ago MythDragon: Fark, what's with assholes and schools? If you really want to get remembered , there's one person in particular that is you took out, you'd never be forgotten. /not that I'm advocating for it, just making an observation schools, even with all their security theatre, are relatively soft targets that offer a high body count in the short time frame typically mass shootings occur under. They're also major targets of demoralization and terror, and half or more of these losers think they're the Turner diary personification that will spark off the great cleansing. L33t Squirrel (7) Funniest 32 minutes ago pastramithemosterotic: I was in 5th grade when Colombine happened. There were days, weeks of talks in our school about how this tragedy would never happen again. F*ck, were we wrong I was about to graduate high school. It's sobering to realize how long it's been, and how many people didn't get to graduate that day... /no snark, just....depressing as hell... Eunice's Social Calendar (7) Funniest 33 minutes ago i find it funny how we keep blaming kids. "the kids these days..." fark you assholes...we break kids...that's what we do. kid shoots up a school and "we didn't see it coming" my asshole...elect republicans you break kids by design. "this generation" is created...every god damned time...you CAN stop. though they keep killing good people and randos...pay it forward and take out the right folks. that kid that bullied you still has a chance...go off some asshole parents...or go to a god damned school board meeting for once. lot of karens and bubbas outing themselves there. might be your Pop! the weasel... (7) Funniest 33 minutes ago Heavily armed cowards who target the defenseless, that's you, America. lizaardvark (0) Funniest less than a minute ago "The silicon chip inside her hair gets switched to overload..." This is not a new thing. That particular excitement happened in 1979. It's slightly interesting that the songwriter had even heard of silicon chips, which were so barely a thing at the time. There were starting to become things that we'd call "home computers" but, they were like buying a bag of potato chips that only contained half of a pretzel stick. (3) Funniest less than a minute ago pastramithemosterotic: I was in 5th grade when Colombine happened. There were days, weeks of talks in our school about how this tragedy would never happen again. F*ck, were we wrong It's definitely been something to see. The entire nation has just... ignored.... school shootings. Larry Christ (1) Funniest less than a minute ago lizaardvark: "The silicon chip inside her hair gets switched to overload..." This is not a new thing. That particular excitement happened in 1979. It's slightly interesting that the songwriter had even heard of silicon chips, which were so barely a thing at the time. There were starting to become things that we'd call "home computers" but, they were like buying a bag of potato chips that only contained half of a pretzel stick. It's not a "new thing" but in 1979 it wasn't a common thing. It was so unusual that someone decided to write a song about it. I'm not sure what kind of a point you were trying to make. GardenWeasel (0) Funniest less than a minute ago MythDragon: Fark, what's with assholes and schools? If you really want to get remembered , there's one person in particular that is you took out, you'd never be forgotten. /not that I'm advocating for it, just making an observation Really? Cause the one that supposedly tried has been memory-holed NihilismKat (2) Funniest less than a minute ago pastramithemosterotic: I was in 5th grade when Colombine happened. There were days, weeks of talks in our school about how this tragedy would never happen again. F*ck, were we wrong I was a junior in high school. The rural PA school I attended collected the goths and perpetually bullied kids (not the kids who joined the local militia), and had a talk with us about how they knew we were little sociopaths ready to do a mass murder at any point, and the school has an armed officer on campus. My church youth group had a stage gun that they used for us to practice being martyred for Jesus as we declared that we were Christians as someone held a gun to our head. Really, modern day doesn't supprise me how it all turned out. I already knew the marks that the GoP uses, and they were primed for it 25 years ago. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago GardenWeasel: MythDragon: Fark, what's with assholes and schools? If you really want to get remembered , there's one person in particular that is you took out, you'd never be forgotten. /not that I'm advocating for it, just making an observation Really? Cause the one that supposedly tried has been memory-holed Supposedly tried. And there is no Nobel Prize for trying. NM Volunteer (1) Funniest 2 minutes ago GardenWeasel: MythDragon: Fark, what's with assholes and schools? If you really want to get remembered , there's one person in particular that is you took out, you'd never be forgotten. /not that I'm advocating for it, just making an observation Really? Cause the one that supposedly tried has been memory-holed Thomas Matthew Crooks? Probably because he was a creepy conservative going after a fellow conservative. Displayed 15 of 15 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? Create an account to make comments Remember me If you can see this, something's wrong with your browser's CSS support. 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