New Members Added: 491/1000 Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Pensioner busybodies are going pro (theguardian.com) More: Amusing, Italy, Lombardy, Parking, Switzerland, Pothole, Community, Roberto Cremona, Poaceae 370 clicks;posted toMain »on 24 May 2025 at6:14 PM(44 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 10 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (0) Funniest 37 minutes ago Pensioner BusyBodies is my senior citizen outcall service. It used to be RentaGranny. LordOfThePings (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago umarell - a word coined to describe retired Italian men who spend their time peering through the mesh fencing of construction works MillionDollarMo (0) Funniest less than a minute ago IamRat: Pensioner BusyBodies is my senior citizen outcall service. It used to be RentaGranny. I ran The Dependables for a while until it all went to the shiats. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago YOU ARE NOT MY SUPERVISOR Condescending Ellipses (0) Funniest less than a minute ago LordOfThePings: umarell - a word coined to describe retired Italian men who spend their time peering through the mesh fencing of construction works [Fark user image 425x281] That's for bridge builders, right? (0) Funniest less than a minute ago I'm gonna monitor the handicapped parking spaces / self-appointed cop BloodofArmok (0) Funniest less than a minute ago did the article author mean "work until you die because your pension doesnt cover your expenses" ? (0) Funniest 1 minute ago LordOfThePings: umarell - a word coined to describe retired Italian men who spend their time peering through the mesh fencing of construction works [Fark user image image 425x281] thomasvista (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Please don't let this phenomenon spill over into the United States, ESPECIALLY Florida. We have enough busybody retirees in this damn state that do nothing but cause problems. And they're riddled with STDs. BumpInTheNight (0) Funniest less than a minute ago I've been in the umarell game for a long time now. Its kind of a calling at this point, you wake up and get on with the day with purpose and a feeling of pride when you get to make a difference. The only downside is the restraining orders and time wasted in court just for trying to give advice to those who can't appreciate what I'm trying to do. I guess the other hardship needing to carrying a ladder around so I can get a good view into the second story bedrooms. 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