Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Pickleball for life. Asinine tag shanks Amusing tag (yahoo.com) More: Asinine, Murder, San Francisco, Scott Peterson, San Francisco Bay, Murder of Laci Peterson, Life imprisonment, prison officials, press conference 341 clicks;posted toMain »on 13 Mar 2025 at6:54 PM(53 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 6 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest beezeltown (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago He probably did look funny with one of those paddles shoved up his ass, wide end first. Just a handle sticking out... (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago The potential Pickleball gang sign seems too potentially gender discriminatory. (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago Did he always look like Ben Affleck? pastramithemosterotic (1) Funniest 33 minutes ago I looked at the comments Ray (0) Funniest 1 minute ago I just realized we live in a reality where some people will be upset he gets to play pickleball ball on their dime. While completely ignoring that it got him assaulted. That is how bizarre too many people are. To resent people getting anything in prison is to wish upon humanity, human right's violations. As a latch key kid who could not answer the phone, door, or go outside, or open a door or window and keep the shades down. Trust me the best prison, with the nicest shiat. Is nothing to be mad about. Because freedom is something you only miss when it is gone. And the pain cannot be conveyed properly. Being a latch key kid sucked. I assume prison is at least 70 percent worse. But I got to go to school 5 days a week. And I saw my mom for a few hours a day. Jail for only 3 weeks was in fact worse. Even with paying cards daily. And I can't even explain why. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago flourier: Did he always look like Ben Affleck? You mean like a total asshole douchebag? Displayed 6 of 6 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? Create an account to make comments Remember me If you can see this, something's wrong with your browser's CSS support. (Or you're a spambot.) 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