Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Police said, "Honestly, the real crime was the price tag" (youtube.com) More: Dumbass 534 clicks;posted toMain »on 26 Aug 2025 at3:07 PM(33 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 10 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (3) Funniest less than a minute ago Probably worse than 'accidentally' shooting an unarmed person - that officer is going to be Perfume Guy for the rest of his career. LesserEvil (0) Funniest less than a minute ago A few minutes later, the same police officer made a huge bust when he discovered a stash of coke in the store... Kit Fister (0) Funniest less than a minute ago smells like bacon. LesserEvil (0) Funniest less than a minute ago He was just trying to live up to that time in the 1980s when his dad busted a hash smuggling operation at the local grocery store.... some_beer_drinker (1) Funniest less than a minute ago so, everyone is an idiot? americans....wow (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Hope that cop never lives it down and they just put perfume in his car, desk, locker. But damn that woman needs a valium. (2) Funniest less than a minute ago groppet: Hope that cop never lives it down and they just put perfume in his car, desk, locker. But damn that woman needs a valium. His partner let it happen. She knew how this was gonna play out and she just let him. 100% he is never ever living it down. JeffSon069 (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Isn't that the Acorn Cop..? palelizard (0) Funniest less than a minute ago groppet: Hope that cop never lives it down and they just put perfume in his car, desk, locker. But damn that woman needs a valium. That is one hell of a panic attack. Alcaste: His partner let it happen. She knew how this was gonna play out and she just let him. 100% he is never ever living it down. Which means she knew the guy didn't need to be arrested. baronbloodbath (0) Funniest less than a minute ago They'll soon be printing warning labels on the cologne that say "Hey, pig. You might be looking at a bottle that says 'Opium' which is a big scary word for you that the academy says is a very bad thing. The contents of this bottle have nothing to do with opium, heroin, drugs, or poppies, you stupid shit. We would ask you to examine the bottle and notice that it's sealed with a plunger and spray nozzle, but you'd probably spray it into your eyes, dumb fuck that you are." Displayed 10 of 10 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? Create an account to make comments Remember me If you can see this, something's wrong with your browser's CSS support. (Or you're a spambot.) If you are using the NoScript browser extension, you may have problems posting comments, especially if they contain images.For a fix, see this FAQ entry.If you still have problems, contact Farkback. Before adding a comment, please take a minute to review our posting rules and our legal/privacy policy. 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