Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Pro tip: Don't get drunk on a golf course. If you do, don't start a fight. If you do get drunk on a golf course and start a fight don't pick a fight with a former NHL enforcer who will narrate your beating like an old Adam West Batman episode (youtube.com) More: Facepalm 445 clicks;posted toMain »on 08 Jul 2025 at 10:00 PM(43 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 34 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (4) Funniest 2 hours ago Pretty sure they don't let you on the golf course if you're not going to drink. The rest of that is solid advice. (1) Funniest Gotta hand it to Drunk Guy. He kept coming back for more. And getting it. (0) Funniest (5) Funniest 39 minutes ago This was basically an Adam Sandler movie's high point. 169th Cousin (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago BIF BAM POW (2) Funniest 32 minutes ago Being drunk sucks... a lot worse when you're getting your ass kicked. BANG. Hunter Biden's Laptop (1) Funniest 32 minutes ago I went to Top Golf today and let me tell you, that blue circle at 100 yards beat my ass. Kirkenhegelstein (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago That looks like it both did and did not go according to plan. bittermang (2) Funniest less than a minute ago Tossed him like a rag doll, and the drunk farker got up for more. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Gunk drolfer didn't fare well (0) Funniest less than a minute ago I see dude tried the old 'pick a fight with the biggest prisoner in the yard' trick. 'Cept on a golf course. And it didn't work. Punk got schooled. And wet. Hunter Biden's Laptop (0) Funniest less than a minute ago bittermang: Tossed him like a rag doll, and the drunk farker got up for more. He threw him down fore times. skiinstructor (9) Funniest less than a minute ago We really loved to golf back in the day. Show up at 5 and tee off right away. Drink one of the three beers stowed in the bag, and watch how our game improved with a little liquid accuracy. Play through for seven holes til too dark to see your ball fly. Swap golf clubs for fishing poles, hop the fence at the seventh hole, and fish for monster bass til too dark to see anything at all. Walk in to the clubhouse, and order a patty melt, fries, and a pitcher of red hook. We repeated this cycle weekly on thursdays for the whole summer of 1995, golfishing was a fantastic way to relax and really, truly have a great time for minimal money. One round had ua watching a lunar eclipse, comet hale bopp, and bringing in a bass big enough for two people... tonguedepressor (0) Funniest less than a minute ago And that's when he knew he had f*cked up. bittermang (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Hunter Biden's Laptop: bittermang: Tossed him like a rag doll, and the drunk farker got up for more. He threw him down fore times. Yeah, but he got some air time on that last toss. bittermang (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Demetrius: Gotta hand it to Drunk Guy. He kept coming back for more. And getting it. I don't think I've ever seen such a one sided ass whooping, where the idiot kept getting back up. I actually kinda started rooting for him. Unapologetically Canadian (3) Funniest less than a minute ago bittermang: Tossed him like a rag doll, and the drunk farker got up for more. When he sobers up... or comes down off whatever high he was on... he's gonna hurt like a motherf#cker. Samfucious (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Unapologetically Canadian: bittermang: Tossed him like a rag doll, and the drunk farker got up for more. When he sobers up... or comes down off whatever high he was on... he's gonna hurt like a motherf#cker. You can see the moment at the end when the pain signals start to get through. (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Uhhh... there are only two things to do on a golf course: get drunk or talk to the kind of oligarch sucking dickheads that play golf. So drink it is. Black_Lazerus (0) Funniest less than a minute ago All it hear is Waylon Jennings voice going... "This is when the Duke boys knew they messed up" (0) Funniest less than a minute ago bittermang: Demetrius: Gotta hand it to Drunk Guy. He kept coming back for more. And getting it. I don't think I've ever seen such a one sided ass whooping, where the idiot kept getting back up. I actually kinda started rooting for him. It's like Danny Mcbride was getting his ass kicked in EB&D (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Samfucious: Unapologetically Canadian: bittermang: Tossed him like a rag doll, and the drunk farker got up for more. When he sobers up... or comes down off whatever high he was on... he's gonna hurt like a motherf#cker. You can see the moment at the end when the pain signals start to get through. 100% concussed and seizure risk. and a seizure hurts a hell of a lot more than a beatdown. getting thrown into the water hazard would be a blessing in comparison. hope the dummy is okay. but probably not. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago It's like those guys 6 months or so ago... Some dude got signed to an NHL team, was in his new town at the bar when these guys started shiat. It went outside, and you could tell from body language thay he was doing everything he could to defuse the situation. Still, they persisted. And learned a lesson as this guy mopped the parking lot with them. fanbladesaresharp (0) Funniest less than a minute ago From another link to his bio: Tarnasky, 40, from Rocky Mountain House, Alberta, was listed at 6-feet, 2-inches, 230-pounds as a player. He had dozens of fights in 13 years of pro hockey, including 245 NHL games with Tampa and Florida, where he got 297 penalty minutes. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago The only thing missing were the Batmand & Robin onomatpoeia graphics! I hope someone edits the video and adds those, because that would be epically hilarious! (0) Funniest less than a minute ago *onomatopoeia Stupid bad spelling. Take if from me, Farkers, never stop a bus with your face. chicagogasman (3) Funniest less than a minute ago skiinstructor: We really loved to golf back in the day. Show up at 5 and tee off right away. Drink one of the three beers stowed in the bag, and watch how our game improved with a little liquid accuracy. Play through for seven holes til too dark to see your ball fly. Swap golf clubs for fishing poles, hop the fence at the seventh hole, and fish for monster bass til too dark to see anything at all. Walk in to the clubhouse, and order a patty melt, fries, and a pitcher of red hook. We repeated this cycle weekly on thursdays for the whole summer of 1995, golfishing was a fantastic way to relax and really, truly have a great time for minimal money. One round had ua watching a lunar eclipse, comet hale bopp, and bringing in a bass big enough for two people... that sound aweome and a great memory. Barnhawk72 (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Mock26: *onomatopoeia Stupid bad spelling. Take if from me, Farkers, never stop a bus with your face. that's OK, it sounded like what you wanted to... hey wait a minute Porous Horace (1) Funniest A great reenactment of the Israel/Hamas conflict. (1) Funniest less than a minute ago I'm ashamed of how funny I found that, and now I want to add sound effects to my actions irl. fragMasterFlash (1) Funniest I should code up a Golden Tee ripoff game where you have Street Fighter battles before every stroke of the club. Added bonus: include an "Order another drink" button right there on controller deck. (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Having been give every opportunity to walk away... fragMasterFlash (0) Funniest less than a minute ago (0) Funniest less than a minute ago In the beginning drunkys buddy was all up in big dudes face 'Hey knock it off leave him alone", at the end he was a whole lot less shouty and sort of flinched when big dude looked his way. 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