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View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest | Show all FormlessOne (13) Funniest 2 hours ago "B-B-B-BUT I'M ONE OF THE GOOD ONES!", Roland screamed as Dean Cain started beating his ass while giggling and quipping "Look, I'm the Man of Squeal!" to his ICE brownshirt buddies... She mentioned that the owner's comments imply Trump improved the economy during his tenure-something disputed by many facts, figures - indeed, reality in general. TomTudbury (16) Funniest 2 hours ago FormlessOne: "B-B-B-BUT I'M ONE OF THE GOOD ONES!", Roland screamed as Dean Cain started beating his ass while giggling and quipping "Look, I'm the Man of Squeal!" to his ICE brownshirt buddies... She mentioned that the owner's comments imply Trump improved the economy during his tenure-something disputed by many facts, figures - indeed, reality in general. SansNeural (0) Funniest 2 hours ago "Hawa has also filed a counterclaim seeking damages of £75,000 (around $1 million)" We are certainly living in Irritable Bowel Times. TomTudbury (5) Funniest 2 hours ago SansNeural: "Hawa has also filed a counterclaim seeking damages of £75,000 (around $1 million)" We are certainly living in Irritable Bowel Times. 75,000 Pound sterling equals 100,856.62 United States (20) Funniest If you're a minority, it doesn't matter how hard you suck up to Trump and his goons. They will never let you wear the snazzy Kommandant's uniform or get the best internal organs at the feeding frenzies. You're a useful idiot but they will never let you BE one of them. bluorangefyre (6) Funniest (4) Funniest AHAHAHAHAHAHA (0) Funniest TomTudbury: SansNeural: "Hawa has also filed a counterclaim seeking damages of £75,000 (around $1 million)" We are certainly living in Irritable Bowel Times. 75,000 Pound sterling equals 100,856.62 United States I think they have problems due to using decimal points instead of commas and also a British million is different (8) Funniest Why the sad tag subby? (0) Funniest First it was the T, and now they're going after the L in LGBT. hardinparamedic (1) Funniest Pete and Repete submit a thread to FARK Pete gets approved. Who's left? Ragin' Asian (10) Funniest Patriotic Burger Chain in Texas Becomes Focal Point in Immigration and Ownership Disputes There's nothing patriotic about deifying a president. In fact, that's what the polar opposite of patriotism. Nick Nostril (0) Funniest (2) Funniest Eightballjacket (4) Funniest One thing, it is a burger joint, not Lebanese food. Secondly, looks like the investigation is into immigration fraud, a possible scam marriage to get into the country. hardinparamedic (0) Funniest Ragin' Asian: Patriotic Burger Chain in Texas Becomes Focal Point in Immigration and Ownership Disputes There's nothing patriotic about deifying a president. In fact, that's what the polar opposite of patriotism. It's true. We won our independence by emptying our coffers to King George. Breakfast today is baked beans and boiled blood pudding. God save the king. Nick Nostril (3) Funniest Ragin' Asian: Patriotic Burger Chain in Texas Becomes Focal Point in Immigration and Ownership Disputes There's nothing patriotic about deifying a president. In fact, that's what the polar opposite of patriotism. Try 'splainin' that to someone with a room-temp IQ. You'd have better luck with my cat, and she doesn't even speak English. Charlie Chingas (0) Funniest hardinparamedic: Pete and Repete submit a thread to FARK Pete gets approved. Who's left? Repete, Able? Charlie Chingas (1) Funniest Nick Nostril: Ragin' Asian: Patriotic Burger Chain in Texas Becomes Focal Point in Immigration and Ownership Disputes There's nothing patriotic about deifying a president. In fact, that's what the polar opposite of patriotism. Try 'splainin' that to someone with a room-temp IQ. You'd have better luck with my cat, and she doesn't even speak English. Is there ICE for pets? (1) Funniest Third greenlight for this story. I await the 4th. (0) Funniest I love this story so much. Vacation Bible School (6) Funniest Eightballjacket: One thing, it is a burger joint, not Lebanese food. Secondly, looks like the investigation is into immigration fraud, a possible scam marriage to get into the country. Like the First Lady? RobotSpider (3) Funniest Ah, but see, he committed the greatest sin imaginable: He profited from invoking the God-King's name, but didn't pay his tribute up the line. Ragin' Asian (0) Funniest Nick Nostril: Ragin' Asian: Patriotic Burger Chain in Texas Becomes Focal Point in Immigration and Ownership Disputes There's nothing patriotic about deifying a president. In fact, that's what the polar opposite of patriotism. Try 'splainin' that to someone with a room-temp IQ. You'd have better luck with my cat, and she doesn't even speak English. Talking cat says Oh Long Johnson (0) Funniest My son has been there a few times - it's near his girlfriend's house. It's kitschy in a weird and fun way, but the food is no more than ordinary fast food. (0) Funniest TomTudbury (0) Funniest Eightballjacket: One thing, it is a burger joint, not Lebanese food. Secondly, looks like the investigation is into immigration fraud, a possible scam marriage to get into the country. The owner is Lebanese, therefore it is a Lebanese restaurant. Stanley Rubrick (3) Funniest Pedo is going after Trump Burger cause they are using his name and likeness and he never got a cut. Fista-Phobia (1) Funniest Why is he out on bond? Nick Nostril (0) Funniest Charlie Chingas: Is there ICE for pets? FFS, don't give them any ideas... (0) Funniest As noted by others it's not Lebanese food or in Houston, although Houston is the nearest large city people will know of. Their closest location to H town is like 50 miles away unless they opened some new ones. (1) Funniest Fano: TomTudbury: SansNeural: "Hawa has also filed a counterclaim seeking damages of £75,000 (around $1 million)" We are certainly living in Irritable Bowel Times. 75,000 Pound sterling equals 100,856.62 United States I think they have problems due to using decimal points instead of commas and also a British million is different I was so sure that they meant Lebanese Pounds, especially after seeing that that was really what their currency is, but then I ran it through a currency converter and 75,000 Lebanese Pounds came out to less than one USD. And also, it's a UK publication. Never mind. mybluemake (0) Funniest I bet Wally is next: Eightballjacket (2) Funniest TomTudbury: Eightballjacket: One thing, it is a burger joint, not Lebanese food. Secondly, looks like the investigation is into immigration fraud, a possible scam marriage to get into the country. The owner is Lebanese, therefore it is a Lebanese restaurant. Subby used "Lebanese cuisine" not "Lebanese owned". Two different things. some_beer_drinker (0) Funniest TomTudbury: FormlessOne: "B-B-B-BUT I'M ONE OF THE GOOD ONES!", Roland screamed as Dean Cain started beating his ass while giggling and quipping "Look, I'm the Man of Squeal!" to his ICE brownshirt buddies... She mentioned that the owner's comments imply Trump improved the economy during his tenure-something disputed by many facts, figures - indeed, reality in general. [Fark user image 555x449] came for the lesbian food (0) Funniest some_beer_drinker: TomTudbury: FormlessOne: "B-B-B-BUT I'M ONE OF THE GOOD ONES!", Roland screamed as Dean Cain started beating his ass while giggling and quipping "Look, I'm the Man of Squeal!" to his ICE brownshirt buddies... She mentioned that the owner's comments imply Trump improved the economy during his tenure-something disputed by many facts, figures - indeed, reality in general. [Fark user image 555x449] came for the lesbian food kling_klang_bed (2) Funniest Ragin' Asian: Patriotic Burger Chain in Texas Becomes Focal Point in Immigration and Ownership Disputes There's nothing patriotic about deifying a president. In fact, that's what the polar opposite of patriotism. 'Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official" -Theodore Roosevelt TomTudbury (0) Funniest Eightballjacket: TomTudbury: Eightballjacket: One thing, it is a burger joint, not Lebanese food. Secondly, looks like the investigation is into immigration fraud, a possible scam marriage to get into the country. The owner is Lebanese, therefore it is a Lebanese restaurant. Subby used "Lebanese cuisine" not "Lebanese owned". Two different things. However the Cyanide and Happiness is cuisine based humor. (0) Funniest So, what are they going to do in only 3.5 years when Stinky leaves office with an incredibly low approval rating after starting a major recession and trying to fix it with more tariffs and deportations? Rebrand a little? Even Texas won't give enough farks abut him to keep multiple locations going for too many years once he's out if office and ineligible for reelection. Jake Havechek (3) Funniest Fark you, asshole. You voted for the bastard. kling_klang_bed (3) Funniest The chain opened its first location on 5 November 2020-election day-signalling its political branding from the start. LMAO, right on the day Trump lost reelection. SansNeural (0) Funniest LewDux: [Fark user image 555x449] Have some pride in your work. (0) Funniest I looked up the menu in the pix on their googlemap location. LordOfThePings (1) Funniest Never mind, guys, I guess it says HELF Jake Havechek (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago Eightballjacket (3) Funniest 33 minutes ago Jake Havechek: Ha ha! Fark you, asshole. You voted for the bastard. He isn't a citizen so he didn't vote somniferous sloth (1) Funniest 33 minutes ago EPG: As noted by others it's not Lebanese food or in Houston, although Houston is the nearest large city people will know of. Their closest location to H town is like 50 miles away unless they opened some new ones. they did, for some dumb reason. some food critic for a houston paper went to a new one and panned it. she didn't even get into the obvious absurdity much, mostly stuck to writing about the sub-par food. though she was barfled (phone-like typing but that's too perfect so i'm leaving it) why they thought a democratic stronghold would put up with their shiat and how someone could make such garbage burgers in texas. The Yattering (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago Beainy claims he paid £50,000 (roughly $65,000) in 2019 for a 50% stake, but Hawa disputes this, arguing no such agreement exists. Hawa has also filed a counterclaim seeking damages of £75,000 (around $1 million) It's the Return of Fuzzy Math (1) Funniest 35 minutes ago See ya, dipshiat! (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago Displayed 50 of 55 comments | Show all Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? Create an account to make comments Remember me If you can see this, something's wrong with your browser's CSS support. (Or you're a spambot.) If you are using the NoScript browser extension, you may have problems posting comments, especially if they contain images.For a fix, see this FAQ entry.If you still have problems, contact Farkback. 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