Back to news
The 2025 NFL Draft All-Name team, including ‘Kamren Fabiculanan’ and ‘Tonka Hemingway’
@Source: sbnation.com
One of the greatest sports comedy sketches of all time remains Key & Peele’s ode to hilarious football names in their seminal “East/West College Bowl” bit. Every year I give it a watch around this time in preparation for the NFL Draft. While we’ll never be blessed with a “Hingle McCringleberry” or “Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace,” there are still incredible names in every draft that deserve to be recognized. The purpose of the All-Name Team isn’t to make fun of people for something they had no choice in, but appreciate how amazing these names are — many of whom probably wont get to hear their name called on draft night. QB: Connor Bazelak — Bowling GreenRB: Ulysses Bentley IV — MississippiWR: Konata Mumpfield — PittsburghWR: Xzavier Henderson — CincinnatiWR: Efton Chism III — Eastern WashingtonTE: Rivaldo Fairweather — AuburnOT: Gerad Christian-Lichtenhan — Oregon StateOG: Torricelli Simpkins III — South CarolinaC: Dartanyan Tinsley — CincinnatiOG: Mose Vavao — Fresno StateOT: Esa Pole — Washington State EDGE: Princely Umanmielen — MississippiLB: Smael Mondon Jr. — GeorgiaLB: Marlowe Wax — SyracuseEDGE: Chaz Chambliss — GeorgiaDT: Tonka Hemingway — South CarolinaDT: Zeek Biggers — Georgia TechDT: Jahvaree Ritzie — North CarolinaCB: Cobee Bryant — KansasS: Kamren Fabiculanan — WashingtonS: Cam’Ron Silmon Craig — ColoradoCB: Robert Longerbeam — Rutgers K: Owen Daffer — North Carolina A&TP: Alex Mastromanno — Florida StateLS: Rino Monteforte — Notre Dame As for the name team MVP it’s tough. My gut says “Kamren Fabiculanan,” but I can’t shake a feeling in my heart about Smael Mondon Jr.
Related News
12 Apr, 2025
Why Uganda might have the world's most p . . .
25 Aug, 2025
World Rugby rankings update is good news . . .
15 Jul, 2025
Fires force Manitoba to prep for evacuee . . .
20 Aug, 2025
Naomi Watts in tears after dropping son . . .
06 Jun, 2025
IND-A vs ENG-L Dream11 Prediction: Fanta . . .
17 Jul, 2025
Who is Sulayman Chappelle? The untold st . . .
05 Jun, 2025
Trump’s Travel Ban Could Shake Up Intern . . .
02 Jun, 2025
Pakistan beat Bangladesh by 7 wickets, s . . .