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The 2025 NFL Draft All-Name team, including ‘Kamren Fabiculanan’ and ‘Tonka Hemingway’
@Source: sbnation.com
One of the greatest sports comedy sketches of all time remains Key & Peele’s ode to hilarious football names in their seminal “East/West College Bowl” bit. Every year I give it a watch around this time in preparation for the NFL Draft. While we’ll never be blessed with a “Hingle McCringleberry” or “Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace,” there are still incredible names in every draft that deserve to be recognized. The purpose of the All-Name Team isn’t to make fun of people for something they had no choice in, but appreciate how amazing these names are — many of whom probably wont get to hear their name called on draft night. QB: Connor Bazelak — Bowling GreenRB: Ulysses Bentley IV — MississippiWR: Konata Mumpfield — PittsburghWR: Xzavier Henderson — CincinnatiWR: Efton Chism III — Eastern WashingtonTE: Rivaldo Fairweather — AuburnOT: Gerad Christian-Lichtenhan — Oregon StateOG: Torricelli Simpkins III — South CarolinaC: Dartanyan Tinsley — CincinnatiOG: Mose Vavao — Fresno StateOT: Esa Pole — Washington State EDGE: Princely Umanmielen — MississippiLB: Smael Mondon Jr. — GeorgiaLB: Marlowe Wax — SyracuseEDGE: Chaz Chambliss — GeorgiaDT: Tonka Hemingway — South CarolinaDT: Zeek Biggers — Georgia TechDT: Jahvaree Ritzie — North CarolinaCB: Cobee Bryant — KansasS: Kamren Fabiculanan — WashingtonS: Cam’Ron Silmon Craig — ColoradoCB: Robert Longerbeam — Rutgers K: Owen Daffer — North Carolina A&TP: Alex Mastromanno — Florida StateLS: Rino Monteforte — Notre Dame As for the name team MVP it’s tough. My gut says “Kamren Fabiculanan,” but I can’t shake a feeling in my heart about Smael Mondon Jr.
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