Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment (Some Guy) The best part of boycotting Florida is avoiding the mosquitos who inject you with diseases unknown since 1798 and then fly up your ass and establish thousands of colonies in your intestines which, when it is time, will erupt (cfpublic.org) More: Florida, Mosquito, World Health Organization, Mayo Clinic, Infection, Dengue fever, Virus, Disease, Rain 172 clicks;posted toMain »on 01 Apr 2025 at5:20 PM(22 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 7 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest lindalouwho (1) Funniest 45 minutes ago If a mosquito can fly up your ass you have much bigger problems than mosquitoes. (0) Funniest 17 minutes ago iron_city_ap (4) Funniest 16 minutes ago People are boycotting Florida ? Okay. I'm in. (0) Funniest 12 minutes ago your intestines which, when it is time, will erupt I don't need mosquitoes for that. TwowheelinTim (0) Funniest 12 minutes ago I'm a mosquito magnet. If they're anywhere in a half mile radius of me they'll find me and bite me. Still this is only second (or third or fourth) on the list of reasons to avoid Florida at all cost. TwowheelinTim (0) Funniest 11 minutes ago bughunter: your intestines which, when it is time, will erupt I don't need mosquitoes for that. You're not a fan of Taco Bell I'm guessing. Habeas Porpoise (0) Funniest 6 minutes ago Displayed 7 of 7 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. 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