New Members Added: 374/1000 Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment The country that can barely keep its airplane traffic from collapsing plans to offer an "air taxi service" during the 2028 Olympics (bbc.com) More: Unlikely, Federal Aviation Administration, Certification, Public transport, Advertising, United Kingdom, Car, Archer Aviation, US Federal Aviation Administration 517 clicks;posted toMain »on 16 May 2025 at5:00 PM(1 hour ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 18 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (7) Funniest It Never Rains in California segueing into It's Raining Men just went through my head, with a bit of Les Nessman thrown in. Chthonic Echoes (16) Funniest Pretty optimistic about whether foreign nationals will be willing to risk travel to the United States by 2028. pastramithemosterotic (13) Funniest They'll probably be a mass boycott of the games in 2028, if our dear orange furher hasn't started WWIII by then doctorguilty (0) Funniest El_Swino: It Never Rains in California segueing into It's Raining Men just went through my head, with a bit of Les Nessman thrown in. "That's WKRP in Cincinnati, with more mayhem and Les Nessman!" (3) Funniest 35 minutes ago The city has announced the 2028 Games will not allow cars, a tall order after plans were nixed to expand the area's transit system. Greater Los Angeles is building more transit right now than any city in the country. Now, they have fallen behind on a few things, but they are building so much you can hardly tell. Already open (openings in the past two or three years): 1. Regional Connector in downtown Los Angeles; turns three poorly routed light rail lines into two that run through downtown Los Angeles, with three new shared stations (and a relocated fourth) that provide cross platform transfers to North, South, East, and West of downtown. 2. Partial opening of the K Line in the Inglewood area. 3. ARROW DMU train service between Redlands and San Bernardino. Kind of a light rail/commuter rail hybrid. Will be open before the Olympics: 1. Full K Line opening (scheduled next month) with a station near LAX. 2. Extension to the A Line to Pomona (one of the light rails using the Regional Connector that is already the longest in the world). 3. Extension to the D Line heavy rail subway through Beverly Hills and Westwood, ending at the VA hospital. 4. LAX People Mover (connects LAX to the Metro Rail network to the C and K Lines at the station in #1 as well as between the terminals, parking lot, and rental car facility). 5. Orange County Streetcar through Santa Ana and Garden Grove. I'm not even including minor improvements like double tracking, more service, bus lanes, etc. (1) Funniest 32 minutes ago May the odds always be on your side Erma Gerdd (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago doctorguilty: El_Swino: It Never Rains in California segueing into It's Raining Men just went through my head, with a bit of Les Nessman thrown in. "That's WKRP in Cincinnati, with more mayhem and Les Nessman!" "As god as my witness, I thought tourists could fly." Gordon Bennett (9) Funniest 36 minutes ago This is going to be like the 1936 Olympics in Berlin again, isn't it? AbuHashish (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago (3) Funniest 32 minutes ago Poor LA. these Olympics are going to be such a colossal flop. Between international rebuke of our poisoned nation and our blundering asshole diplomats we be getting no support whatsoever. Then the GOP will sabotage any major blue-voting city in any endeavor they attempt that might create international good will. (2) Funniest 33 minutes ago dbaggins: Poor LA. these Olympics are going to be such a colossal flop. Between international rebuke of our poisoned nation and our blundering asshole diplomats we be getting no support whatsoever. Then the GOP will sabotage any major blue-voting city in any endeavor they attempt that might create international good will. Trump likes parades and shiat. I think he'll give it tons of support so he can be there front and center. Now, whether the world boycotts it, dunno. (2) Funniest less than a minute ago Geotpf: dbaggins: Poor LA. these Olympics are going to be such a colossal flop. Between international rebuke of our poisoned nation and our blundering asshole diplomats we be getting no support whatsoever. Then the GOP will sabotage any major blue-voting city in any endeavor they attempt that might create international good will. Trump likes parades and shiat. I think he'll give it tons of support so he can be there front and center. Now, whether the world boycotts it, dunno. I can see Trump deploying the military to sit in empty seats just to make it look more crowded. Ganon D. Mire (0) Funniest less than a minute ago I only hope the plummeting of fools from above doesn't interfere with the Olympian history in the making taking place below (1) Funniest less than a minute ago If they don't crash on the way into the country, ICE will be waiting at the gate to send them to Venezuela, anyway, headslacker (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Well... thats gona fall out of the sky. 9.9 johnny queso (0) Funniest less than a minute ago headslacker (0) Funniest 1 minute ago NeoSex did I read that wrong ? johnny queso (0) Funniest less than a minute ago you'd have to be farking crazy to come here for the olympics, athlete or spectator. Displayed 18 of 18 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. 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