Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment The world's oldest marathon runner has died - but NOT from old age or running marathons (bbc.com) More: Sad, Sikh, BBC, Elizabeth II, London, Marathon, India, Fauja Singh, 2012 Summer Olympics 552 clicks;posted toMain »on 15 Jul 2025 at4:50 PM(1 hour ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 17 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (1) Funniest 5 hours ago Couldn't come up with a clever headline Subby? Don't have a Sikh sense of humor? ArcadianRefugee (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago Should have run faster. (4) Funniest 34 minutes ago kdawg7736: Couldn't come up with a clever headline Subby? Don't have a Sikh sense of humor? cryinoutloud (1) Funniest 34 minutes ago The killer was driving one of these yakmans_dad (1) Funniest 33 minutes ago "Sikhs in the City" is now my favorite wordplay. (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago TFA says he was walking in the village where he was born. The population of Jalandhar city is approximately 1,119,000. That's a big village. / Maybe in India it takes a village of a million to raise a child. Baron Krelve (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago kdawg7736: Couldn't come up with a clever headline Subby? Don't have a Sikh sense of humor? Not all of us are turban out jokes as fast as you. MythDragon (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago How do we know he's not a fakir, and that he's really still alive? Stud Gerbil (3) Funniest 35 minutes ago We had a local legend named Sunny, ran loads of 5Ks and 10Ks well into his late '70s. Walked around town all the time and always wearing a cool hat that his wife made, a different one for each season. Talked with everyone and everyone knew him and liked him. Yeah, hit by a teen who was texting and ran a red light while Sunny was in the crosswalk. He immediately survived the accident but died about six weeks later from trauma and so on. Don't fark with your phone while driving or I will run you off the road myself, assholes. (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago See? it wasn't safe (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago Mwarf & Dybbuk - Is It Safe fragMasterFlash (2) Funniest 32 minutes ago RIP you absolute LEGEND drewsclues (3) Funniest less than a minute ago Marathoner dead at 114. /sunglasses That's a good run. //YAYAYAYEEEEAAAAAAAA thealgorerhythm (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Why is it a hit AND run? The guy who did the hit isn't running away, he's driving as fast as he can. The guy who was hiat really isn't running any more. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago DRTFA: TFA says he was walking in the village where he was born. The population of Jalandhar city is approximately 1,119,000. That's a big village. / Maybe in India it takes a village of a million to raise a child. Beas Pind is a village surrounded by agriculture, population 4000. The big city of Jalandhar is 6 miles to the south. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago "However, his claim of being the world's oldest marathon runner was not recognised by Guinness World Records as he could not show a birth certificate from 1911" Oh, sooooo much integrity, these are the same shiatbags who officially recognized: --Most number of candles extinguished by farting- (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Finally their suffering is over Displayed 17 of 17 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. 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