Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment There once was a social-media influencer on Nantucket (dailymail.co.uk) More: Facepalm 1368 clicks;posted toMain »on 09 Aug 2025 at 10:38 AM(2 hours ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 39 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest vudukungfu (0) Funniest 4 hours ago Hello, Shantaw. I may put the island on my bucket list I'm.,.. influenced now HighlanderRPI (12) Funniest NormMacDonald.gif Flowery Twats (10) Funniest This is an ad. GoodCopBadCop (4) Funniest Rich people vs influencer. Kalyco Jack (0) Funniest untoldforce (5) Funniest This entire article is a waste. Hey Nurse! (0) Funniest She has Voldemort trapped in her leg. StayAtHomeAstronaut (22) Funniest Businesses in Nantucket don't need to give things away to vapid twats for free for publicity. They are doing just fine. Why can't influencers just die. If you pay to follow them or are 'influenced' you need a life badly. Osama bin Limbaugh (0) Funniest Sloth loves Nantucket! (0) Funniest Did he suck his own dick for likes on the tikkity tock? (4) Funniest New money vs old. (0) Funniest Who showed me anyone who lives there can suck it. (0) Funniest StayAtHomeAstronaut: Businesses in Nantucket don't need to give things away to vapid twats for free for publicity. They are doing just fine. Why can't influencers just die. If you pay to follow them or are 'influenced' you need a life badly. FTA: 'I woke up one day and I just stopped caring about whether or not losers disliked me,' she told the WSJ. Nick el Ass (1) Funniest Most influencers can suck it. swankywanky (1) Funniest xanadian: Did he suck his own dick for likes on the tikkity tock? (1) Funniest Man from Nantucket is more of an OnlyFans influencer (10) Funniest "There once was a social-media influencer..." (6) Funniest Dr.Fey: StayAtHomeAstronaut: Businesses in Nantucket don't need to give things away to vapid twats for free for publicity. They are doing just fine. Why can't influencers just die. If you pay to follow them or are 'influenced' you need a life badly. FTA: 'I woke up one day and I just stopped caring about whether or not losers disliked me,' she told the WSJ. It would be difficult to classify those permanent residents of the area as losers. Losers usually don't have money or influence. It's not a stretch to think that there are far more losers among her followers than there are among the residents of the area. Reverend J (0) Funniest Since this is one the Daily Mail I now question the existence of Nantucket or car dealerships in Oklahoma. Barricaded Gunman (3) Funniest FTFA: Residents also complained that Swanson brought in vendors from outside Nantucket, where there is an unspoken rule that shopping must be done locally. An unwritten rule, you say. So more of a tradition. FTFA:As locals see it, Swanson was a so-called 'washashore' who did not understand their culture and brought in outsiders to the enclave. I feel like "washashore" is a word used exclusively by people from Manhattan who also say "bridge and tunnel." Natalie Portmanteau (6) Funniest Kalyco Jack: [Fark user image image 425x90] [Fark user image image 425x316] Fun fact, a lot of the far right is funded with political donations of local car dealers. Well, and supplement sales. Natalie Portmanteau (7) Funniest Dr.Fey: StayAtHomeAstronaut: Businesses in Nantucket don't need to give things away to vapid twats for free for publicity. They are doing just fine. Why can't influencers just die. If you pay to follow them or are 'influenced' you need a life badly. FTA: 'I woke up one day and I just stopped caring about whether or not losers disliked me,' she told the WSJ. I love how self assuredness turns into "only God can judge me" in the stupid. Because not being bothered by the opinions of others and not caring if you're liked is a bit different. I don't go out of the way to make people like me, but I try to be generally affable. (3) Funniest If your dad owns 20 car dealerships (or however many it takes to acheive "magnate" status) then trust me, you have Nantucket money. Most WASPs of Nantucket live in genteel middleclassdom, with two fully paid off inherited homes and a couple hundred thou of trust fund income from some 18th century fortune now split 200 ways among living descendants. It seems like a lot, but they're all bound and determined to send their kids to prep schools their whole lives and their old Victorian homes are money pits. This will probably be the last generation of wealth for most of them. (0) Funniest Dr.Fey: StayAtHomeAstronaut: Businesses in Nantucket don't need to give things away to vapid twats for free for publicity. They are doing just fine. Why can't influencers just die. If you pay to follow them or are 'influenced' you need a life badly. FTA: 'I woke up one day and I just stopped caring about whether or not losers disliked me,' she told the WSJ. I wonder if she cares if winners like me dislike her. / I really dislike her. sgleason818 (0) Funniest Dr.Fey: StayAtHomeAstronaut: Businesses in Nantucket don't need to give things away to vapid twats for free for publicity. They are doing just fine. Why can't influencers just die. If you pay to follow them or are 'influenced' you need a life badly. FTA: 'I woke up one day and I just stopped caring about whether or not losers disliked me,' she told the WSJ. So did I, except that I assume most people aren't losers. Until they show themselves like this. Then they can go get bent. (2) Funniest She sounds like a right coont Schmerd1948 (2) Funniest (0) Funniest 36 minutes ago She seems annoying Jake Havechek (2) Funniest 36 minutes ago One Crazy Summer was mostly filmed in Hyannis and thereabouts, but did a week of shooting on Nantucket. Steve Holland said the locals were not happy with them. However, a decade later, he and his wife went there for a vacation, and at the video store there there was a little shelf with "movies about Nantucket" on it. The shelf had Moby Dick and One Crazy Summer. I've been to that video store and can confirm that. dylanthomas (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago Hey Nurse!: She has Voldemort trapped in her leg. [Fark user image image 425x531][Fark user image image 367x262] I see you closely checked her for sharp knees. You provide a very important public service. (1) Funniest 35 minutes ago Nantuckit sounds like one big HOA Jake Havechek (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago Tentacle: Nantuckit sounds like one big HOA It's a nice place to visit, used to have affordable b&bs in the '90s but you don't want to spend more than a weekend there. Lots of preppies, but not as many as there are on Martha's Vineyard. (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago Squares will always find a way to 1-up each other. Lawn care, car model, manicures, etc etc She fits right in with Nantucket, this is simply newbie hazing What really upsets them is is when no one cares about their status or listens to them. (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago Schmerd1948: Mutants. [Fark user image image 256x320] I'm not a loser. I'm here for comfort If you get tired of the losers😚 sunderland56 (0) Funniest A special private island where nobody is supposed to speak about what goes on? Wasn't there another such island in the news recently, with speculation about Trump's visits? (1) Funniest 1 minute ago Hey Nurse!: She has Voldemort trapped in her leg. [Fark user image 425x531][Fark user image 367x262] You're commenting about her knees? SwitchLord (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Hey Nurse!: She has Voldemort trapped in her leg. [Fark user image 425x531][Fark user image 367x262] That's a rough 36! Kalyco Jack (0) Funniest less than a minute ago SwitchLord: Hey Nurse!: She has Voldemort trapped in her leg. [Fark user image 425x531][Fark user image 367x262] That's a rough 36! She's an influencer, she's been "36" for like 20 years. Displayed 39 of 39 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? Create an account to make comments Remember me If you can see this, something's wrong with your browser's CSS support. (Or you're a spambot.) If you are using the NoScript browser extension, you may have problems posting comments, especially if they contain images.For a fix, see this FAQ entry.If you still have problems, contact Farkback. Before adding a comment, please take a minute to review our posting rules and our legal/privacy policy. By commenting, you agree to these terms. 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