New Members Added: 467/1000 Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment When you can't get through your kid's 5th grade graduation without stabbing another parent, you should really consider therapy (fox4news.com) More: Facepalm, Stabbing, Graduation, Knife, Elementary school, Injury, Assault, Aggravation (law), Child 63 clicks;posted toMain »on 23 May 2025 at 12:00 AM(17 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 9 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Tell Me How My Blog Tastes (0) Funniest 2 hours ago Now now, there are two sides to every story. Urmuf Hamer (0) Funniest 2 hours ago Before you can't get through your kid's 5th grade graduation you should consider therapy. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Look folks - don't stab anybody. Why is this so hard? Hunter Biden's Laptop (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Urmuf Hamer: Before you can't get through your kid's 5th grade graduation you should consider therapy. You've clearly never been through a fifth grade graduation ceremony. Hunter Biden's Laptop (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Valter: Again? Look folks - don't stab anybody. Why is this so hard? Mister Buttons (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Valter: Again? Look folks - don't stab anybody. Why is this so hard? (0) Funniest less than a minute ago FTFA: Kason Lopez, a student at the school, described the scene. "All of us were hiding in the lockers. Everyone was crying," Lopez said. Over an incident that happened outside in the school parking lot. Get a grip, people. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Hunter Biden's Laptop: Valter: Again? Look folks - don't stab anybody. Why is this so hard? Mister Buttons: Valter: Again? Look folks - don't stab anybody. Why is this so hard? [Fark user image 636x620] Well, don't. Is that so much to ask? fragMasterFlash (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Seriously horrendous. WTF has happened to the NRA such that some Texans actually feel safe walking around strapped with less than a .44 cal? This isn't some 3rd world gun-free shiathole, this is Murrica! Displayed 9 of 9 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. 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