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Women get bored with sex because their husbands are too cowardly to be kinky (abc.net.au)
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dionysusaur
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And some wives are too vanilla for their husbands.
thealgorerhythm
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That's a shocker
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dionysusaur: And some wives are too vanilla for their husbands.
That's when they can come to me. I'll be kinky enough for you, baby!
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Cythraul: dionysusaur: And some wives are too vanilla for their husbands.
That's when they can come to me. I'll be kinky enough for you, baby!
I'm a fool to do your dirty work.
General Tariff
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Yeah yeah one way street there pillow queen.
AppleOptionEsc
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thealgorerhythm: That's a shocker
Giver then the spocker.
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That's why you can spice things up by introducing toys into your bedroom play:
zeroflight222
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Is it that they're actually bored, or that he sucks (metaphorically) & she's not getting off so is trying to find a way she can?
thealgorerhythm
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AppleOptionEsc: thealgorerhythm: That's a shocker
Giver then the spocker.
Summoner101
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thealgorerhythm: That's a shocker
They say soccer mom's like minivans, but that hasn't been my experience
Jake Havechek
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freakdiablo
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32 minutes ago
Jake Havechek: Anal?
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34 minutes ago
Maybe they should actually say something and take an active part in their own sex lives?
TomTudbury
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33 minutes ago
thealgorerhythm: That's a shocker
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debug: Maybe they should actually say something and take an active part in their own sex lives?
Communication? Naw. Adding a small drug habit gets my vote. Well, as long as it's not street level Fentanyl + Research Chemical Benzo level garbage, or any sort of amphetamine. Eventually, it will destroy the person you were. Both mentally and physically.
zeroflight222
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freakdiablo: Jake Havechek: Anal?
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debug: Maybe they should actually say something and take an active part in their own sex lives?
No they just expect their partner to fulfill all their fantasies. Much like explaining the joke, it ruins everything to have to tell someone what you want. They should just know.
TomTudbury
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DarkSoulNoHope
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34 minutes ago
Over our vacation this week (just ended Thursday), my wife went with me to some 24 hour sex shops in Atlantic City to see what they offered for bdsm items. Surprisingly some of the stuff was of decent quality... when they were new, there was a lot of dust on some of those bondage items (especially a real leather hood with removable blindfold and gag) at the shop "Playground" - 1730 Atlantic Ave, Atlantic City, NJ 08401 - which looks like it's never been touched since it was first placed there. We picked up a leather blindfold with purple faux fur lining at Taboo" -1544 Atlantic Ave, Atlantic City, NJ 08401 - since we haven't seen that at other shops in our area (most of the sex shops in our area of Monmouth County have cheap toys, mainly for show unless you like inflicting damage, like a chain whip or a faux leather flogger that stings instead of thuds, and looks like it will break apart after the first try).
Need to head to NYC for the good stuff that's also dusted off from time to time! (Purple Passion/DV8 - 211 W 20th St, New York, NY 10011)
/Goths have better sex
Jake Havechek
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34 minutes ago
Like the educational videos with 'stepmom demands hard anal from stepson '.
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31 minutes ago
Women want what they don't have until they get it ..
Mr. Fuzzypaws
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31 minutes ago
I'll try anything twice.
RobotSpider
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31 minutes ago
The OVERWHELMING number of women I know who are friends, or married to friends, or were married to friends lost interest in sex because it's sex. They literally viewed it as a way to "get a man", then lost interest after a couple years of marriage. They see it as a chore. I'm not drawing that conclusion for all women, that's just the experience of me, my friends, and their partners. I could fill a book with the things I'd be willing to try that my wife never would. To the extent that my biggest fantasy right now is just "an enthusiastic participant". I stopped trying when the response became "if you want to".
HotIgneous Intruder
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31 minutes ago
Every man knows that women should automatically magically know what they really want at every stage of life.
Money, food, shelter. Provide them and the women will want sex next.
freakdiablo
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33 minutes ago
zeroflight222: freakdiablo: Jake Havechek: Anal?
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Still only two, there's the right kind and the wrong kind.
/That kind... Isn't wrong
MythDragon
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32 minutes ago
Subby's wife never gets bored of sex.
browntimmy
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31 minutes ago
If it only takes a year for them to get bored, I don't think there are enough sex positions/role play scenarios to sustain a life-long relationship.
DarkSoulNoHope
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34 minutes ago
MythDragon: Subby's wife never gets bored of sex.
Are you sure that assertion isn't a myth? :-P
Mr. Fuzzypaws
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33 minutes ago
MythDragon: Subby's wife never gets bored of sex.
Communist Middleschool Student
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32 minutes ago
dionysusaur: And some wives are too vanilla for their husbands.
If my wife is bored with the sex available to her she only has herself to blame.
raerae1980
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35 minutes ago
*reads thread*
I don't know what I expected. I should know better by now.
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33 minutes ago
I love you babe, but I'm still not letting you put anything up my ass.
I had to say this more than once. I am apparently a selfish lover.
Jake Havechek
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Jake Havechek: [Fark user image 425x472]
Is this your bored housewife?
Jake Havechek
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IamAwake: Jake Havechek: [Fark user image 425x472]
Is this your bored housewife?
That's Luna Rival. She's French. Don't look her up if you're at work.
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if Hitachi fails
butt stuff might be an answer
maybe flip a coin
sheilanagig
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zeroflight222: Is it that they're actually bored, or that he sucks (metaphorically) & she's not getting off so is trying to find a way she can?
That was my first thought. Personally, I think that women should have enough sexual experience before they get married to know the difference between good sex and bad sex. It could help them avoid marrying someone who can only give them bad sex.
Lily Allen | Not Fair (Official Video)
WillJM8528
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sheilanagig: zeroflight222: Is it that they're actually bored, or that he sucks (metaphorically) & she's not getting off so is trying to find a way she can?
That was my first thought. Personally, I think that women should have enough sexual experience before they get married to know the difference between good sex and bad sex. It could help them avoid marrying someone who can only give them bad sex. [YouTube video: Lily Allen | Not Fair (Official Video)]
Why would this be limited to women?
sheilanagig
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WillJM8528: Why would this be limited to women?
I see no reason why it should be, but men don't get the stigma for it. There's no judgment for their "body count" or whatever the kids are calling sexual experience these days.
theriotact28
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Jake Havechek: IamAwake: Jake Havechek: [Fark user image 425x472]
Is this your bored housewife?
That's Luna Rival. She's French. Don't look her up if you're at work.
And don't do it after lunch for an hour unless you want to hurl it. What a bush, woof
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Men: "listen, I've been jerking it 3x/day since I was ten. I'm NEVER getting bored."
Lumber Jack Off
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Meh. In my experience, women in general, are not very adventurous when it comes sexy time. I'm always down for trying something new, but despite sharing what I'm into or would be open to trying, getting that same info out of them has always been like pulling teeth. It's either met with indifference or a resounding NO. If y'all want to spice things up, just know that It's a two way street. If you have a partner that breaks that stereotype - well good for you.
/happily married for several years
//the sex could be better though.
browntimmy
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less than a minute ago
I wonder if they asked these women who were bored of their husbands if they ever masturbate? I would guess the answer is rarely or never.
Jake Havechek
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theriotact28: Jake Havechek: IamAwake: Jake Havechek: [Fark user image 425x472]
Is this your bored housewife?
That's Luna Rival. She's French. Don't look her up if you're at work.
And don't do it after lunch for an hour unless you want to hurl it. What a bush, woof
Hairy? Maybe you're thinking of Annabelle Lee. Not like I know who that is...
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Q: Why do women take so long to orgasm?
A: Who cares
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