Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Wrongly deported Kilmar Abrego Garcia suspected of human trafficking. Probably not true because the Trump administration is saying it (usatoday.com) More: Interesting 551 clicks;posted toMain »and Politics »on 18 Apr 2025 at3:50 PM(40 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 82 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest | Show all (14) Funniest 44 minutes ago Obviously guilty He was IN TRAFFIC! With PEOPLE! CheapTrick, libs (17) Funniest 42 minutes ago Probably??? What the fark is wrong with you subby. (18) Funniest 40 minutes ago Nothing the admin is tossing out there about this fella is sticking, human trafficking now. Next week we will hear he kicks puppies or something. (12) Funniest 39 minutes ago wild9: Nothing the admin is tossing out there about this fella is sticking, human trafficking now. Next week we will hear he kicks puppies or something. Noem approves NeoCortex42 (2) Funniest 33 minutes ago I can't wait to find out he actually masterminded the invasion of Ukraine. Don't Troll Me Bro! (34) Funniest 33 minutes ago Accusing one of your human trafficking victims of being a human trafficker is a whole new level of projection. Holy shiat. Duke of Madness Motors (7) Funniest 33 minutes ago No one should believe anything trump says without documented proof from a legitimate source. This excludes every US government agency. Kalyco Jack (10) Funniest 32 minutes ago Today in "shiat thrown at the wall to see if it sticks." (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago NeoCortex42: I can't wait to find out he actually masterminded the invasion of Ukraine. He's actually Andy Kaufman? PickleBarrel (4) Funniest 32 minutes ago He's Trans AND a Drag Queen as well! He's also raped 35 women and is a notorious pedophile. AND most heinous of all, he jaywalked on time. Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste (7) Funniest 32 minutes ago It's normal to come up with new excuses as you go along. atomic-age (7) Funniest 33 minutes ago They'll accuse him of CP next. (2) Funniest 32 minutes ago IamRat: Obviously guilty He was IN TRAFFIC! With PEOPLE! CheapTrick, libs You forgot WITHOUT LUGGAGE! /I have been in a car with 8 people and no luggage. Guess I'm a human trafficker too. Gene Masseth (7) Funniest 32 minutes ago Libel and Slander are fine if the President does it. Roberts said so. OtherLittleGuy (1) Funniest 32 minutes ago wild9: Nothing the admin is tossing out there about this fella is sticking, human trafficking now. Next week we will hear he kicks puppies or something. (4) Funniest 31 minutes ago Gubbo: Probably? Probably??? What the fark is wrong with you subby. Came here to say this... Kalyco Jack: Today in "shiat thrown at the wall to see if it sticks." ...and this. Kalyco Jack (2) Funniest 31 minutes ago OtherLittleGuy: wild9: Nothing the admin is tossing out there about this fella is sticking, human trafficking now. Next week we will hear he kicks puppies or something. [Fark user image image 592x320] "Well we did do the nose." - Steven Miller, probably Michael J Faux (3) Funniest 31 minutes ago Doesn't take a genius to see that he was involved in human trafficking in the same way that John F Kennedy was involved in assassination. (18) Funniest 34 minutes ago The only audience that matters will eat it up: fiddlehead (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago I heard he smokes the reefer. (1) Funniest 34 minutes ago Walker: IamRat: Obviously guilty He was IN TRAFFIC! With PEOPLE! CheapTrick, libs You forgot WITHOUT LUGGAGE! /I have been in a car with 8 people and no luggage. Guess I'm a human trafficker too. It was a Chrysler, it was as big as a whale Mrtraveler01 (11) Funniest USA TODAY has requested copies of the traffic stop from Tennessee officials. The Justice Department has not mentioned the traffic stop in any court filings related to Abrego Garcia's removal. That really says it all. If it was as bad as the Justice Department is making it sound, they would have mentioned it in one of the court filings already out there. The fact they didn't is prove that this recent development is a sad attempt to cover their ass for their major farkup. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Let's get the next handful of outrages out of the way. He once double-dipped a chip at a Super Bowl Party! He took a penny, but did not leave a penny! Once in 2018, he didn't properly sort his recyclables! As a child he snuck some cookies he wasn't supposed to have! He shares his Netflix password with his neighbor in exchange for their Max password! (5) Funniest less than a minute ago OK. These are things we determine in court. Sooo... Fark you! OtherLittleGuy (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Walker: IamRat: Obviously guilty He was IN TRAFFIC! With PEOPLE! CheapTrick, libs You forgot WITHOUT LUGGAGE! /I have been in a car with 8 people and no luggage. Guess I'm a human trafficker too. Back in the day, that was a VW Minibus. Therefore, he must be carrying drugs, engaged in sex, and antiwar. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Ed Willy: Let's get the next handful of outrages out of the way. He once double-dipped a chip at a Super Bowl Party! He took a penny, but did not leave a penny! Once in 2018, he didn't properly sort his recyclables! As a child he snuck some cookies he wasn't supposed to have! He shares his Netflix password with his neighbor in exchange for their Max password! He had pirate VHS tapes (9) Funniest You have evidence that he's a human trafficker, Bondi? In that case, bring him back to the United States, indict him, put him on trial, present your evidence, get a jury to find him guilty beyond reasonable doubt, then sentence him. If you're not willing to do that, fark off. /fark off, regardless, Attorney General Barbie //Sara Rue's character in Idiocracy is more qualified to be AG than you are Jim_Callahan (0) Funniest less than a minute ago "The facts reveal he was pulled over with eight individuals in a car on an admitted three-day journey from Texas to Maryland with no luggage. The facts speak for themselves, and they reek of human trafficking." I've done that. Literally anyone who has ever taken a farking Greyhound bus has, albeit not necessarily with that specific starting point and destination, done that. // I have also gotten pretty close to that on a road trip with family. Nobody farking packs up a suitcase on a roadtrip, you shove some farking spare clothes and a toothbrush in the trunk of the car and off you go. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago We got you dead to rights, Mr. Garcia.. now be in your way with the rest of them. Well bring this up later when you least expect it. buckeyebrain (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Ed Willy: Let's get the next handful of outrages out of the way. He once double-dipped a chip at a Super Bowl Party! He took a penny, but did not leave a penny! Once in 2018, he didn't properly sort his recyclables! As a child he snuck some cookies he wasn't supposed to have! He shares his Netflix password with his neighbor in exchange for their Max password! He's a GIANT CHICKEN!!!!! (4) Funniest less than a minute ago He's being human trafficked Snapper Carr (1) Funniest less than a minute ago He leaves the toilet seat up when he pees. He microwaves fish at work He borrowed a neighbor's weed wacker 3 years ago and still hasn't returned it. OtherLittleGuy (0) Funniest So, speeding on an interstate with 8 people without luggage. That also fits a soccer mom with her kids and kids' teammates late for practice. (2) Funniest And yet again. Suspected........ No Proof. No Due Process. Just abusive accusations. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Probably once left a nasty shiat in a public bathroom without flushing. Proof that he is a terrorist. sum bum on a park bench (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Walker: IamRat: Obviously guilty He was IN TRAFFIC! With PEOPLE! CheapTrick, libs You forgot WITHOUT LUGGAGE! /I have been in a car with 8 people and no luggage. Guess I'm a human trafficker too. Walker: IamRat: Obviously guilty He was IN TRAFFIC! With PEOPLE! CheapTrick, libs You forgot WITHOUT LUGGAGE! /I have been in a car with 8 people and no luggage. Guess I'm a human trafficker too. https://youtu.be/l482T0yNkeo (2) Funniest less than a minute ago meat0918: Misprint. He's being human trafficked Well, he was human trafficked to El Salvador, courtesy of the United States government. Olympic Trolling Judge (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Fart_Machine: Where's the proof he was MS-13? He owns Chicago Bulls gear. I'm not sure what more proof you need. saturn badger (0) Funniest What's next? He is a clone of Castro or someone? They are really pushing this into Mad mag territory, aren't they? Mrtraveler01 (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Olympic Trolling Judge: Fart_Machine: Where's the proof he was MS-13? He owns Chicago Bulls gear. I'm not sure what more proof you need. They have a point. What kind of sick freak supports the Chicago Bulls these days? (1) Funniest less than a minute ago saturn badger: What's next? He is a clone of Castro or someone? They are really pushing this into Mad mag territory, aren't they? The Trump regime doesn't let the truth get in the way of spin. They lie more by 8AM than most people do all day. AppleOptionEsc (0) Funniest less than a minute ago PickleBarrel: He's Trans AND a Drag Queen as well! He's also raped 35 women and is a notorious pedophile. AND most heinous of all, he jaywalked on time. Is that worse than jaywalking early? (3) Funniest less than a minute ago The racist MAGA account got more bites than it should have. Do better fellow farkers (0) Funniest less than a minute ago AppleOptionEsc: PickleBarrel: He's Trans AND a Drag Queen as well! He's also raped 35 women and is a notorious pedophile. AND most heinous of all, he jaywalked on time. Is that worse than jaywalking early? Jaywalking late is a crime you only get to do once. (0) Funniest sum bum on a park bench: Walker: IamRat: Obviously guilty He was IN TRAFFIC! With PEOPLE! CheapTrick, libs You forgot WITHOUT LUGGAGE! /I have been in a car with 8 people and no luggage. Guess I'm a human trafficker too. Walker: IamRat: Obviously guilty He was IN TRAFFIC! With PEOPLE! CheapTrick, libs You forgot WITHOUT LUGGAGE! /I have been in a car with 8 people and no luggage. Guess I'm a human trafficker too. https://youtu.be/l482T0yNkeo I ain't clicking any YouTube links that don't get submitted properly. LurkerSupreme (5) Funniest 3 minutes ago Whatever they allege that he did or did not do is entirely, completely irrelevant. That is precisely why we have courts of law, to sort these things out so people can't just say "HE'S A WITCH!" and have someone run out of town and/or killed. Fact is, even if *all* of the heinous things they claim him to be turn out to be true, he is still entitled to due process of the law like any other person in this country, citizen or not. And it's pretty indisputable that they not only denied him that due process, they went out of their way to deny it to him. *That's* the problem we have with this deportation, not whether your conservative fantasies of him being a raping, murdering, MS-13 gangbanger are accurate. If you have solid evidence to that effect, put him in front of a judge and make your case. Otherwise, f*ck you and your transparent attempts at running a fear-mongering smear campaign. Evil Mackerel (3) Funniest 2 minutes ago They are just shy of saying. OtherLittleGuy (0) Funniest 2 minutes ago IamRat: Ed Willy: Let's get the next handful of outrages out of the way. He once double-dipped a chip at a Super Bowl Party! He took a penny, but did not leave a penny! Once in 2018, he didn't properly sort his recyclables! As a child he snuck some cookies he wasn't supposed to have! He shares his Netflix password with his neighbor in exchange for their Max password! He had pirate VHS tapes And he never rewinded when returning to Blockbuster. (2) Funniest 2 minutes ago Wow, I guess if I had of been caught when I was 17 driving eight people (plus 3 in the trunk) into the $2/car drive-in theater, ice would have arrested me as a human trafficker. I admit it. Come and get me. Now that I think about it, when the kids were younger, I drove them and their friends to swim meets in the minivan. As I recall there were 8 people in the minivan. I'm guilty of human trafficking and grooming. Come and get me ice, you racist, nazi filth. (1) Funniest 2 minutes ago Displayed 50 of 82 comments | Show all Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? 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