Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment "Hegseth says (Pentagon) meeting with Elon Musk was about 'innovation, efficiencies'" - the best way to sneak liquor/ ketamine through the front door pat-down (cbsnews.com) More: Followup, SpaceX, Elon Musk, The Pentagon, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, The New York Times, Air force, Pentagon Friday morning, Leadership 213 clicks;posted toMain »on 21 Mar 2025 at 12:05 PM(41 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 16 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (6) Funniest You just know that Hegseth isn't bringing in those little minibar bottles Ass_Master_Flash (8) Funniest F35 panels flying off mid flight. Thats what we need. (4) Funniest Ass_Master_Flash: F35 panels flying off mid flight. Thats what we need. Considering the various problems with the F35, that might actually be an upgrade to the plane (3) Funniest 33 minutes ago phalamir: Ass_Master_Flash: F35 panels flying off mid flight. Thats what we need. Considering the various problems with the F35, that might actually be an upgrade to the plane New Rising Sun (9) Funniest 34 minutes ago They've got him wearing the politician's VIP-casual-military jacket now. I'm betting within a year he and/or Trump are going to start wearing made-up military pseduo-uniforms with ribbons and stuff. "The US Efficiency Service" or some bullsh*t. (3) Funniest 31 minutes ago As if Hesgeth knows anything about efficiently operating anything. He's a media talking head. Squawking head TheAugurofDunlain (0) Funniest less than a minute ago It's far more efficient. SecondaryControl (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Hegseth says he's a lying asshole and what are you gonna do about it anyway? Huh, punk? Ya book-worm, you? Four-eyes? You gonna cry? Just give him your lunch money and maybe he'll not pants you. Today. Sabreace22 (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Shiboleth: As if Hesgeth knows anything about efficiently operating anything. He's a media talking head. Squawking head That much has been made abundantly clear in the last 45 days. /fucking year of a month and it never stops johnphantom (0) Funniest less than a minute ago I am sure Phony Stark has done lines off the Oval Office desk, and Hegseth openly drinks liquor at NATO events so why wouldn't he walk into the Whitehouse slugging down a fifth of Jack? newsvertisement (0) Funniest less than a minute ago New Rising Sun: [Fark user image 311x443] They've got him wearing the politician's VIP-casual-military jacket now. I'm betting within a year he and/or Trump are going to start wearing made-up military pseduo-uniforms with ribbons and stuff. "The US Efficiency Service" or some bullsh*t. I thought they all switched to vests these days instead of jackets. My Sober Alt (0) Funniest less than a minute ago MBFGeek: You just know that Hegseth isn't bringing in those little minibar bottles Of course he does. Buying a fifth of his favorite booze in a glass bottle wouldn't be bad enough for the environment. Why buy a recyclable glass bottle when you can buy 15 small plastic ones instead? (0) Funniest less than a minute ago newsvertisement: I thought they all switched to vests these days instead of jackets. Windbreakers are the quintessential "It's too chilly for me to feel comfortable, but I'm not professional enough for a suit" look. MikeyFuccon (0) Funniest less than a minute ago "Innovation, efficiencies...well, an efficient force is presumably the sort you can trust to fire upon the enemy. So, first thing you need to do is get rid of all the non-White people." "Um...Mr. Musk, we need at least a few of those to serve as cannon fodder in a fight over Taiwan to soften up the PLA before we send in the big guns." "Who said anything about the PLA? I'm talking about the Jewish communist rent-a-mobs." "...well, they are a security risk too, yes, but so is the PLA." "That's where innovation comes in. Innovative problem-solving. Thinking outside the box." "What do you recommend there?" "Ask Beijing what they want in exchange for Taiwan." "...and what would you recommend offering as the starting bid?" "How about North Korea? The Chinese have been trying to unload that for years, and I---heck, all of corporate America---though they'll never admit that in public---are running out of countries where people will work for a bowl of rice a day. There's only so much manufacturing that it makes sense to move back Stateside, and if we can't put it in China or Taiwan, well, it has to go somewhere." "...hm. Well, Mr. Musk, that is an unorthodox proposal. One might say provocative, in your inimitable style, naturally. Secretary Hegseth, your thoughts?" "I would hold out for at least Iran." (0) Funniest less than a minute ago I think I'm a moderate, fairly regular person, but holy hell I am unable to trust anything Hegseth says. The taint of Fox News doesn't go away, they are pathological liars. extrafancy (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Mikey Bob: I think I'm a moderate, fairly regular person, but holy hell I am unable to trust anything Hegseth says. The taint of Fox News doesn't go away, they are pathological liars. We know that they are lying, they know that they are lying, they even know that we know they are lying, we also know that they know we know they are lying too, they of course know that we certainly know they know we know they are lying too as well, but they are still lying. In our country, the lie has become not just moral category, but the pillar industry of this country.Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Displayed 16 of 16 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. 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