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View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (1) Funniest 25 minutes ago 401 Buford Ave, Gettysburg, PA 17325 Smelly Pirate Hooker (0) Funniest Not quite "Headless Body Found in Topless Bar," but pretty good. Super Chronic (1) Funniest The 18-hole Lincoln Links Mini Golf is officially open, marked with a grand opening celebration Friday afternoon. Residents and visitors alike attended the ribbon-cutting to check out Gettysburg's newest attraction. "We've put our heart into every hole," said business owner Nathan Mares. "This place is about fun, family and creating memories that last a lifetime. We think this grand opening is more than just a ribbon cutting. It's the start of something special for the community." So, they can dedicate, consecrate, and hallow this ground after all? Nicholas D. Wolfwood (2) Funniest less than a minute ago That is likely the crappiest site design I've seen in a few decades. New Rising Sun (0) Funniest less than a minute ago They (sorta) did it once before: It wasn't their creation then though, since they were just quoting the name of an event. Pats_Cloth_Coat (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Super Chronic: "We've put our heart into every hole," Phasing, please (0) Funniest less than a minute ago I have a feeling this little bit of wordplay is on their regular rotation. Mr. Fuzzypaws (0) Funniest less than a minute ago I get the main page because they want my money. Displayed 8 of 8 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? 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