Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Jesus arrested for sexually assaulting a 13-year-old girl (wral.com) More: Sick, Sexual assault, United Methodist Church, Police, Methodism, Kyle Sigmon, Crime, Detective, North Carolina pastor 660 clicks;posted toMain »on 08 Aug 2025 at 12:20 PM(1 hour ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 28 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (17) Funniest STILL not a drag queen. (1) Funniest i am happy they arrested Jesus (0) Funniest Well that 13 year old girl can take solace in the fact that she doesn't have to play sports with trangenders. (0) Funniest drag queen still not mentioned in the article, so we can't be sure...! (4) Funniest Just keeping up with the abrahamic standards. thealgorerhythm (0) Funniest Now he will have to go door to door in his neighborhood to tell everyone he's a pederast ObscureNameHere (3) Funniest Like father,like son. (0) Funniest Blowing Rock Popular hookup spot thealgorerhythm (4) Funniest CarnySaur: Well that 13 year old girl can take solace in the fact that she doesn't have to play sports with trangenders. Maybe she can get an invitation to the White House. I hear Trump really likes 13 year old girls. some_beer_drinker (0) Funniest RocketRod: STILL not a drag queen. but he is a pastor, so that's nice (0) Funniest Well, that's what happens when you think about sin all the time. Gets you all stirred up. Happens to me, and I'm not even a pastor (0) Funniest thealgorerhythm: Now he will have to go door to door in his neighborhood to tell everyone he's a pederast Martian_Astronomer (0) Funniest ObscureNameHere: Like father,like son. I'll get the lights. (0) Funniest (0) Funniest Trocadero: thealgorerhythm: Now he will have to go door to door in his neighborhood to tell everyone he's a pederast [nerdon.tv image 850x478] *shakes fist* Condescending Ellipses (0) Funniest Jesus, what an asshole LordOfThePings (0) Funniest Kyle Sigmon, 40, was charged for third-degree criminal sexual conduct with a minor. (0) Funniest whither_apophis (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago What the hell am I? Leper from inside Inside wall of peace Dirty and diseased Sigmon, Sigmon ToDaBatcave (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago I thought that was ok now. Are my maga cards outdated? (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago Can someone tell me what "third-degree criminal sexual conduct" is so I don't have to soil my Google? Eetmiphart (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago The upcoming crucifixion is going to be something. StayAtHomeAstronaut (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago myrtle Beach. Making the jersey shore look like the Hamptons forever. Place is a cesspool. Bolt Ironslab (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago Do you just walk into a Wal-mart in the bible belt and BUY a 'Pastor' license or something? Sure seems to be a lot of 'men of God' down there? (0) Funniest less than a minute ago (0) Funniest less than a minute ago LouisZepher (1) Funniest less than a minute ago X-Geek: [Fark user image image 770x500] "That's not what he was talking about." - Carlin (0) Funniest 1 minute ago Records showed that though Sigmon is not a pastor at a specific church, the United Methodist Church database shows he was recently with the Faithbridge United Methodist Church in Blowing Rock before leaving in 2022. Displayed 28 of 28 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. 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