Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment "Let the virus spread" (yahoo.com) More: Scary, Bird, United States, Mutation, Health, Human, The New York Times, Infection, Disease 805 clicks;posted toMain »on 21 Mar 2025 at 12:23 PM(23 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 36 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Circusdog320 (11) Funniest It was nice knowing you all. I can be an ass sometimes. I apologize for that. The Third Man (2) Funniest "The zombie virus may be killing 95% of the human population, but we will rebuild with the survivors! " North_Central_Positronics (0) Funniest 45 minutes ago He doesn't look like a Randall Flagg type. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Next he'll move on to killing all the birds that are eating the crops. (0) Funniest farkitallletitend (4) Funniest I'd like to apologize to those I've offended without meaning to offend. The others had it coming. It's been real. Smelly Pirate Hooker (10) Funniest less than a minute ago Government Official in Charge of American Health Who Looks Like the Grim Reaper Says Things That an Actual Grim Reaper Would Say fnordfocus (10) Funniest less than a minute ago Asshole cancelled the new H5N1 vaccine for humans last month. So when this flips over, it's going to make Covid 19 look gentle. Projected 50% death rate in humans. (5) Funniest less than a minute ago Well, in real nature, this is what happens. Of course these past decases have been great with vaccines, medicines, drugs, but RFK jr doesn't care about that . He just wants to let it burn. (1) Funniest Circusdog320: It was nice knowing you all. I can be an ass sometimes. I apologize for that. Yeah I resonate with this. Nice been known yall I guess MythDragon (3) Funniest less than a minute ago Here we see a young JFK Jr being sent out into the world Don't forget to hug Papa Nurgle to show how much you appreciate his gifts to you. (13) Funniest less than a minute ago I've said it before and I'll say it again - this current administration is made up of the same mfs who got a D in science and math getting their revenge on 'the nerds'. /same mfs who love telling people to stay in their lane love to get in other people's lanes LarryDan43 (2) Funniest less than a minute ago Same thing Jared Kushner wanted to do with Covid. Although to be fair they thought it was going to mostly kill minorities in big cities at the time. Singleballtheory (1) Funniest less than a minute ago And to think, if only Kamala would have cozied up and promised him a cabinet spot, it actually might have made a dent. There's not an ounce of comfort to be taken from that thought. (3) Funniest North_Central_Positronics: He doesn't look like a Randall Flagg type. No, he looks like a Nurgle type. (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Hope all plague rats die. die plague rats (3) Funniest less than a minute ago AppleOptionEsc (6) Funniest less than a minute ago First of all, to tell you that I am immensely fond of you all, and that 18 years is too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable Farkers. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. So long, and thanks for all the laughs. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Benny Hinn: Let the Bodies Hit the Floor (2) Funniest less than a minute ago fnordfocus: Asshole cancelled the new H5N1 vaccine for humans last month. So when this flips over, it's going to make Covid 19 look gentle. Projected 50% death rate in humans. You know the Sherlock Holmes movie, where Lord Blackwood tricks his followers into taking the antidote to the poison gas he's about to release in parliament? It will be like that. All the powerful Trumpers will secretly get vaccinated whilst denouncing vaccination, and then declare themselves divinely chosen when they don't get sick. (4) Funniest less than a minute ago hereinNC: Well, in real nature, this is what happens. Of course these past decases have been great with vaccines, medicines, drugs, but RFK jr doesn't care about that . He just wants to let it burn. This is not what happens in nature, his idea is to just do nothing and then whatever birds are left will just be "immune" and the problem will no longer exist. In reality immunity isn't something that can be achieved with every disease and diseases spread unevenly across a population. They also mutate and evolve into new diseases. Meaning that they're a persistent threat unless they're addressed. Humans for example never simply became immune as species to diseases like malaria or measles because these diseases impacted different populations at different times, immunity isn't conferred to offspring, diseases evolve, and in a case like malaria one doesn't get immunity after a previous exposure. They want to treat every disease like it's chickenpox where you get it once and have life time immunity, never mind that chickenpox can still be deadly or have life long health consequences Jiggatron69 (0) Funniest less than a minute ago MythDragon: Here we see a young JFK Jr being sent out into the world [Fark user image 340x464] Don't forget to hug Papa Nurgle to show how much you appreciate his gifts to you. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Surprising. He, like the rest of Trump's cabinet is so qualified. (3) Funniest less than a minute ago Are we sure the brainworm is dead and not actually iin control? SoundOfOneHandWanking (0) Funniest less than a minute ago "Culling is not the solution. Strong biosecurity is," Hilliard said. yes, that's what farking culling helps with, you stupid farking assholes. hammettman (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Ladies and Gentlemen, the head of the Department of Ill Health & Inhuman Services. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago And this is how electing Trump would bring down egg prices? What could Kamala or Biden possibly have done that would have a worse outcome? (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Dumber than the dumbest in Idiocracy. fnordfocus (1) Funniest less than a minute ago honk: And this is how electing Trump would bring down egg prices? What could Kamala or Biden possibly have done that would have a worse outcome? The MAGA majority will load up their ARs for the firefight in the dairy aisle and pay $50 for a dozen eggs and still thank President Musk and God Emperor Trump for lowering prices from whatever Biden would have imposed on them. octopossum (1) Funniest I don't want to die of bird flu but I also don't want to survive to live in whatever comes after this stupid thing we're currently living in Glockenspiel Hero (1) Funniest The saddest part of this headline is that I didn't even know which virus it was. chicagogasman (0) Funniest less than a minute ago AppleOptionEsc: First of all, to tell you that I am immensely fond of you all, and that 18 years is too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable Farkers. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. So long, and thanks for all the laughs. Sigh, right back at you! (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Jiggatron69: MythDragon: Here we see a young JFK Jr being sent out into the world [Fark user image 340x464] Don't forget to hug Papa Nurgle to show how much you appreciate his gifts to you. [Fark user image 500x500] Dino-shaped chicken nuggets just seem like the ultimate slap in the face to chickens. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago freidog: Are we sure the brainworm is dead and not actually iin control? Don't blame me. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Meatsim1: hereinNC: Well, in real nature, this is what happens. Of course these past decases have been great with vaccines, medicines, drugs, but RFK jr doesn't care about that . He just wants to let it burn. This is not what happens in nature, his idea is to just do nothing and then whatever birds are left will just be "immune" and the problem will no longer exist. In reality immunity isn't something that can be achieved with every disease and diseases spread unevenly across a population. They also mutate and evolve into new diseases. Meaning that they're a persistent threat unless they're addressed. Humans for example never simply became immune as species to diseases like malaria or measles because these diseases impacted different populations at different times, immunity isn't conferred to offspring, diseases evolve, and in a case like malaria one doesn't get immunity after a previous exposure. They want to treat every disease like it's chickenpox where you get it once and have life time immunity, never mind that chickenpox can still be deadly or have life long health consequences I get that, and that is also the deeper darkness of why I say let it burn. It's not like the Great Plague was a herd immunity event at the time, or the wipeout of indiginous people when Westerners arrived. As a species we move around a great deal more than isolated plauges in the past could overcome. As we saw with Covid. a few months and everyone has a shot at the prize. RFK Jr. is a man that does not understand health, medicine or just general welfare. We will all suffer for it. Jiggatron69 (0) Funniest less than a minute ago fnordfocus: Asshole cancelled the new H5N1 vaccine for humans last month. So when this flips over, it's going to make Covid 19 look gentle. Projected 50% death rate in humans. There was a doctor with the CDC that did an interview on Majority Report a few weeks ago and they talked about this. Granted, the death rate from the virus itself will probably be less than 50% casualty rate but it will be much higher than covid. They've already found one subject that showed signs of normal flu strain interacting to merge with bird flu which is actually really scary. However, the real problems come from a compounding viral outbreak from covid, measles, and flu. Add in a collapsing healthcare infrastructure from the strain and a CDC that is completely dysfunctional, we are looking at some pretty scary scenarios. Operation Dark Winter estimates that the US experiences a complete and total governmental collapse in 6 months from a weaponized small pox outbreak but their findings 25 years ago showed the US was woefully unprepared for any viral or bio weapon outbreak. I would expect similar outcomes if the bird flu ramps up. Displayed 36 of 36 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? Create an account to make comments Remember me If you can see this, something's wrong with your browser's CSS support. (Or you're a spambot.) 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