Next in his supersonic sights are Northampton as his Bordeaux-Begles team prepare for Saturday's Champions Cup final.
It is the sort of afternoon Bielle-Biarrey has dreamed about since he was five.
Joel took Louis and his brother Samuel to their local club - Seyssins in Grenoble - after his wife Sandrine lost patience with the boys' back garden games.
"They both loved it from the beginning," remembers Joel.
Louis would sleep cuddled up to a rugby ball. The red scrum cap that has become a trademark was initially a present from his parents.
"When his primary school teacher asked the class what they wanted to be, some of the kids said fire fighter, others said a doctor, Louis always said he wanted to be a professional rugby player," says Joel.
"I told him that he wouldn't, that he would be an engineer just like his dad!"
After Bielle-Biarrey clocked those first eye-popping speeds in a Grenoble fitness test though, those chances slimmed considerably.
After hanging up on Joel, the fitness trainer's next call was to Paris.
Bielle-Biarrey's stats were so impressive, they breached a French union threshold. Anyone putting up such numbers needed to be dialled directly into the union's headquarters at Marcoussis.
Bielle-Biarrey duly scorched up a series of trials and was fast-tracked into the France Under-20 squad, still aged just 17. Joel had to sign a waiver to allow him to be involved.
Having turned 18 just six days earlier, he made his debut against Italy in the 2021 Under-20 Six Nations and crossed for a try in the campaign-closing win over Ireland a few weeks later.
Top 14 clubs sniffed a talent.
Bordeaux president Laurent Marti's early and enthusiastic pitch won out. Bielle-Biarrey arrived at the club in 2021, intending to train with the first team, but play for the under-21 side.
However, an injury to full-back Romain Buros opened up a slot for a first senior start in a Champions Cup match against Scarlets in January 2022. Bielle-Biarry, just 18, scored a hat-trick.
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