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View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (3) Funniest 31 minutes ago Always buy the insurance and stock, go through "college" instead of "business", have as many kids as possible (2) Funniest less than a minute ago Find someone that likes sex as much as you do. Treat them well. (1) Funniest The only way to win is not to play.... Billy Liar (3) Funniest less than a minute ago Mongo Santamaria Watermelon Man Use this for your 'walk-on' music Whether it's baseball, cricket, chess, or really, anytime you 'take the stage' AntoninusPies (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Find a shiatload of dimes? (4) Funniest less than a minute ago Billy Liar (0) Funniest less than a minute ago rfenster: [64.media.tumblr.com image 638x260] He got rooked. tembaarmswide (1) Funniest less than a minute ago My life has no purpose or meaning. Eventually it will stop. fragMasterFlash (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Mongo only want to win at game of eating candy. (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Stress is a killer. Mr. Shabooboo (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Billy Liar: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/zJuX-JJ8WF0?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsapi=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&widgetid=1&forigin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com%2Fcomments%2F13790296%2FQuick-somebody-tell-Mongo&aoriginsup=0&gporigin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com%2F&vf=6] Use this for your 'walk-on' music Whether it's baseball, cricket, chess, or really, anytime you 'take the stage' (0) Funniest loser0: Always buy the insurance and stock, go through "college" instead of "business", have as many kids as possible It's been so long since I played I couldn't remember any of the strategies. So basically the same as real life (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Billy Liar: [YouTube video: Mongo Santamaria Watermelon Man] Use this for your 'walk-on' music Whether it's baseball, cricket, chess, or really, anytime you 'take the stage' This one can serve as a backup. Spanish Grease hundreddollarman (1) Funniest less than a minute ago The game of life is to create wealth to be extracted for the ruling class. :( (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Don't accept any candygrams. Displayed 15 of 15 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? Create an account to make comments Remember me If you can see this, something's wrong with your browser's CSS support. 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