Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Signal Messenger group chats gain popularity, are now used for planning not just military attacks, but also the ICE arrest and detention of hot college girls with no criminal background (gjsentinel.com) More: Asinine, Law, Crime, Law enforcement agency, Highway patrol, Email, United States, Message, Employment 153 clicks;posted toMain »on 29 Jun 2025 at5:25 AM(18 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 6 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (0) Funniest 8 hours ago I saw that one. Not as many topless shots as you'd think. weddingsinger (4) Funniest 8 hours ago Is it not against the law for them to evade record keeping laws? I'm a lowly videographer but am supposed to keep all work-related communication (i.e. don't delete emails) fullyautomatic (1) Funniest 6 hours ago Imagine the looks on the faces of our founding fathers' faces if you told them that, in 250 years, our democracy would be dying by way of (our own government) law enforcement agents and their LARP'ing tacticalbro contractors illegally arresting randoms up off the street, against all Constitutional protections, thanks to a farking fascist and evil cellphone group chat text thread, which of course was also being used illegally and unconstitutionally. The founding father's farkin heads would fall off. Once they got their heads sewn back on, they'd suggest that our court system should be utilized to cease this insane activity immediately. After being informed that we did indeed do that, but the fascist agents were just ignoring the courts and doing it anyway, they'd sggest our police and military be utilized to stop this insane human roundup. After being informed the police and military were actually helping with the fascist coup, the illegal and unconstitutional group chat, and the unconstitutional brown-people roundup, the founding fathers would be both mortified and outrage. They'd just back into their coffins and nail em shut from the inside. (3) Funniest 3 hours ago fullyautomatic: Imagine the looks on the faces of our founding fathers' faces if you told them that, in 250 years, our democracy would be dying by way of (our own government) law enforcement agents and their LARP'ing tacticalbro contractors illegally arresting randoms up off the street, against all Constitutional protections, thanks to a farking fascist and evil cellphone group chat text thread, which of course was also being used illegally and unconstitutionally. The founding father's farkin heads would fall off. Once they got their heads sewn back on, they'd suggest that our court system should be utilized to cease this insane activity immediately. After being informed that we did indeed do that, but the fascist agents were just ignoring the courts and doing it anyway, they'd sggest our police and military be utilized to stop this insane human roundup. After being informed the police and military were actually helping with the fascist coup, the illegal and unconstitutional group chat, and the unconstitutional brown-people roundup, the founding fathers would be both mortified and outrage. They'd just back into their coffins and nail em shut from the inside. Soldier: General Grant, sir, it looks like he Nazis are back. Grant: The what now? A discussion occurs, with Grant largely silent except for keeping the kid on track. Grant: I see. Burn them out. Soldier: W-what sir? You can't just burn all the right-wing media and power brokers and bill-- Grant: Did I farking stutter? Soldier: But sir, this version of the country is trying to reach across the aisle to comprom-- Grant smacks he soldier. Grant: You're next if you farking defend this shiat one more time. Burn. Them. Out. The soldier shuts the fark up and grabs the gasoline. Gordon Bennett (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Colorado State Patrol ⟨ Paw Patrol. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago weddingsinger: Is it not against the law for them to evade record keeping laws? I'm a lowly videographer but am supposed to keep all work-related communication (i.e. don't delete emails) It is, but laws don't mean anything to the Trump regime and SCOTUS said that's fine. Displayed 6 of 6 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? Create an account to make comments Remember me If you can see this, something's wrong with your browser's CSS support. (Or you're a spambot.) 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