Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment So it turns out that the "ceiling-shattering feminist entrepreneurs" who created an "orgasmic meditation" company designed to empower women through "freedom" and "enlightenment" just wanted to fark a lot of women. Fark: Company was named "OneTaste" (cnn.com) More: Dumbass, Lawyer, Jury, Law, Psychology, Prosecutor, Consent, Crime, Organization 758 clicks;posted toMain »on 10 Jun 2025 at 10:31 AM(1 hour ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 34 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest vudukungfu (1) Funniest Tyrone Slothrop (25) Funniest 32 minutes ago Well, it would be silly to create a sex cult and then *not* have sex. (9) Funniest 31 minutes ago I approve of this message (3) Funniest 35 minutes ago "Don't care. Had sex." Another Government Employee (9) Funniest 34 minutes ago Being a Madam is not ceiling shattering. Magnus Eisengrim (5) Funniest 33 minutes ago "Forced labor".... isn't there another term for that? (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago Another Government Employee: Being a Madam is not ceiling shattering. Then it's not being done right (5) Funniest 32 minutes ago vudukungfu: Nttiawwt There appears to be a lot wrong with that fullyautomatic (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago I heard these are the cookies/biscuits passed out at the meetings: (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago Tyrone Slothrop: Well, it would be silly to create a sex cult and then *not* have sex. Weren't the Heaven's Gate bozos celibate? New Rising Sun (16) Funniest 30 minutes ago Daedone co-founded OneTaste in San Francisco in 2004 as a sort of self-help commune that viewed female orgasms as key to sexual and psychological wellness and interpersonal connection. A centerpiece was "orgasmic meditation," or "OM," which was carried out by men manually stimulating women in a group setting. Leaving aside any comment on the supposed mission of this organization, how on earth did they openly run this and get "global media coverage" without getting dinged as a sex parlor? Is a rub-and-tug sanctioned if you operate it as a wellness meditation retreat? HotWingConspiracy (7) Funniest 32 minutes ago A centerpiece was "orgasmic meditation," or "OM," which was carried out by men manually stimulating women in a group setting. They were selling courses in getting fingered. People signed up for "get fingered" courses. Weight Lifting Elitist (2) Funniest 32 minutes ago And they were CEOs! Sounds like women have achieved equality to me! So you're telling me that people with money and power and authority use it to get sex? It doesn't matter if it is a man or woman, they both are equally corruptible? Score 1 for Humanism and 0 for Feminism. All monsters are human. Or maybe it was a wizard space alien Sexual Healing Summed Up - South Park Tyrone Slothrop (2) Funniest 34 minutes ago Flab: Tyrone Slothrop: Well, it would be silly to create a sex cult and then *not* have sex. Weren't the Heaven's Gate bozos celibate? And look where they are now. (5) Funniest 34 minutes ago It would have been hotter if women were the ones manually stimulating. Why weren't they? That's discrimination Tyrone Slothrop (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago HotWingConspiracy: A centerpiece was "orgasmic meditation," or "OM," which was carried out by men manually stimulating women in a group setting. They were selling courses in getting fingered. People signed up for "get fingered" courses. Ohmygodthatsterriblewhere.jpg (1) Funniest 33 minutes ago Tyrone Slothrop (1) Funniest 33 minutes ago Weight Lifting Elitist: And they were CEOs! Sounds like women have achieved equality to me! So you're telling me that people with money and power and authority use it to get sex? It doesn't matter if it is a man or woman, they both are equally corruptible? Score 1 for Humanism and 0 for Feminism. All monsters are human. Or maybe it was a wizard space alien [YouTube video: Sexual Healing Summed Up - South Park] That's the moral of this: TRIANGLE OF SADNESS - Official Trailer - In Theaters October 7 FormlessOne (7) Funniest 35 minutes ago Big 900: [Fark user image 425x239] "Don't care. Had sex." My initial reaction upon seeing that picture was one of revulsion - the smug faces of rich abusers and slavers. Eunice's Social Calendar (1) Funniest 34 minutes ago Big 900: [Fark user image 425x239] "Don't care. Had sex." 20 years in a women's prison...the business model works. Jim_Callahan (2) Funniest 34 minutes ago I feel like our society might run a lot better if we just allowed cults to call themselves cults without automatically assigning a negative connotation to them. Like, it'd make the non-malicious ones a lot less awkward and inadvertently creepy in a way they probably don't mean to be, and it'd make putting the boot down on the ones that are malicious less of a farking pain in the ass. I bring this up because almost literally any organization with "wellness" in the name is, in fact, a cult. In this case, a sex cult. Since this is also true of "family", "freedom" and any use of "american" that isn't just to distinguish the org from branches in other nations, it's pretty clear that the whole place is just farking infested with cults and maybe it'd benefit us to start actually using the category. StayAtHomeAstronaut (1) Funniest 32 minutes ago Tyrone Slothrop: Flab: Tyrone Slothrop: Well, it would be silly to create a sex cult and then *not* have sex. Weren't the Heaven's Gate bozos celibate? And look where they are now. From the great Lewis Black: 'How do we get to the mother ship, Bo? What do we do?' 'We don't drink. We don't smoke. We don't do drugs. We don't have sex.' 'Well, you'll have to kill me now. You've taken away all four food groups. I'm farked.' That story was beyond bizarre, but I guess after Jim Jones, anything is possible. (1) Funniest 31 minutes ago Freddy, also got fingered. /microphone check, one taste, one taste (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago Bet you can't eat just one. New Rising Sun (3) Funniest less than a minute ago argylez: It would have been hotter if women were the ones manually stimulating. Why weren't they? That's discrimination Would you pay to get a slow, sensual handjob from a male masseuse, even if it was advertised and rated by other men as being a phenomenal handjob? How many other straight men do you know who would? Just on probability alone, their largest base of potential customers were going to be straight women. They aren't magically going to turn bi or gay just because it's a wellness retreat. It's still a sexual experience and to fully relax into it that means the person doing the touching would need to be of the sex they're physically attracted to. elgrancerdo (2) Funniest less than a minute ago John_From: Freddy, also got fingered. /microphone check, one taste, one taste It also happened down south, but everyone talked about it a while back Ramón Ayala - La vecina me puso el dedo | Tecate Pa'l Norte ( Sorpresa ) (0) Funniest Tyrone Slothrop: Flab: Tyrone Slothrop: Well, it would be silly to create a sex cult and then *not* have sex. Weren't the Heaven's Gate bozos celibate? And look where they are now. Comet Hale-Bopp? Noticeably F.A.T. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Flab: Tyrone Slothrop: Well, it would be silly to create a sex cult and then *not* have sex. Weren't the Heaven's Gate bozos celibate? Well, there you go. Not a sex cult. SimonElectric (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Big 900: [Fark user image 425x239] "Don't care. Had sex." "Don't care, going to jail and will be teaching more classes." mongbiohazard (3) Funniest less than a minute ago New Rising Sun: Daedone co-founded OneTaste in San Francisco in 2004 as a sort of self-help commune that viewed female orgasms as key to sexual and psychological wellness and interpersonal connection. A centerpiece was "orgasmic meditation," or "OM," which was carried out by men manually stimulating women in a group setting. Leaving aside any comment on the supposed mission of this organization, how on earth did they openly run this and get "global media coverage" without getting dinged as a sex parlor? Is a rub-and-tug sanctioned if you operate it as a wellness meditation retreat? The "wellness" industry actually completely dwarfs the size of "big pharma" and is also simultaneously almost completely unregulated. The United States is a giant soup of con artists. drjekel_mrhyde (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Magnus Eisengrim (4) Funniest less than a minute ago FormlessOne: Big 900: [Fark user image 425x239] "Don't care. Had sex." My initial reaction upon seeing that picture was one of revulsion - the smug faces of rich abusers and slavers. It's the look of people who have gotten ahead through dishonesty, corruptions and gross abuse of the system, yet have convinced themselves their success is due to some sort of genius that they and they alone possess. Fear the Clam (0) Funniest less than a minute ago HotWingConspiracy: They were selling courses in getting fingered. People signed up for "get fingered" courses. FormlessOne (0) Funniest less than a minute ago drjekel_mrhyde: [Fark user image 425x222] "Mask" stunt doubles. Displayed 34 of 34 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest Redisplay/refresh comments If you're having problems voting, quoting, or posting comments, try disabling any browser add-ons that might disable Javascript (NoScript, AdBlock, etc).See our FAQ. Forgot password? Create an account to make comments Remember me If you can see this, something's wrong with your browser's CSS support. (Or you're a spambot.) If you are using the NoScript browser extension, you may have problems posting comments, especially if they contain images.For a fix, see this FAQ entry.If you still have problems, contact Farkback. 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