Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment The thing that everyone knew wasn't going to happen didn't happen, but at least the Russians got the chance to bug the Presidential limo (bbc.com) More: Obvious, Russia, Vladimir Putin, United States, White House, Reuters, BBC, Government, International Criminal Court 556 clicks;posted toMain »on 16 Aug 2025 at5:25 AM(1 hour ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 27 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest I Ate Shergar (15) Funniest 6 hours ago Sheesh. Imagine being the poor sap at the FSB who has to spend all day listening to that idiot's deluded rambling. make me some tea (11) Funniest 5 hours ago Ukrainian view make me some tea (9) Funniest 4 hours ago Timothy Snyder: Trump has made Ukraine war 'longer and worse' OdradekRex (16) Funniest He just saved Putin's political ass in Russia for a bit longer. Putin comes off at home like Stalin at Yalta, while Trump comes off like an unsuccessful time share salesman with a major substance abuse problem. (0) Funniest I Ate Shergar: Sheesh. Imagine being the poor sap at the FSB who has to spend all day listening to that idiot's deluded rambling. *sucking sound removed* Jojo_TheDogFacedBoy (2) Funniest I Ate Shergar: Sheesh. Imagine being the poor sap at the FSB who has to spend all day listening to that idiot's deluded rambling. And farts. So many farts. (2) Funniest I guess the battery in the soccer ball bug finally ran out? (3) Funniest Trump got the photo op he wanted with Putin in front of air force one. I'm pretty sure that was the only goal of the meeting. iron_city_ap (2) Funniest Are the serious consequences for there not being a deal that people have forgotten about the Epstein files? Ragin' Asian (9) Funniest So, as the war's architect, Putin got an effective American embrace, a red carpet welcome and presidential applause. Trump, in return, got nothing to present as a tangible achievement. The summit, then, amounts to a clear win for Putin. Art of the deal. (1) Funniest As we have seen, the Secret Service is too incompetent to stop this from happening. Neondistraction (0) Funniest Ragin' Asian: So, as the war's architect, Putin got an effective American embrace, a red carpet welcome and presidential applause. Trump, in return, got nothing to present as a tangible achievement. The summit, then, amounts to a clear win for Putin. Art of the deal. He truly is a stable genius. sum bum on a park bench (2) Funniest CCNP: As we have seen, the Secret Service is too incompetent in cahoots to stop this from happening. Look at the assassination ploy (0) Funniest I didn't watch the news but if you're trying to tell me that Ukraine and Russia aren't at peace this very moment because of a deal that Donald Trump singlehandedly negotiated, then I just don't know what to believe anymore! TomTudbury (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago Jojo_TheDogFacedBoy: I Ate Shergar: Sheesh. Imagine being the poor sap at the FSB who has to spend all day listening to that idiot's deluded rambling. And farts. So many farts. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SPLATTER! (2) Funniest 34 minutes ago Were Putin to visit any of these countries, their government would be obliged to arrest him according to the ICC treaty that they have all signed on to. Africa (33): Burkina Faso Central African Republic Congo, Republic of the Democratic Republic of the Congo Sierra Leone South Africa Tanzania, United Republic of Asia-Pacific (19): Afghanistan Cook Islands Marshall Islands Republic of Korea Timor-Leste Palestine, State of Eastern Europe (20): Bosnia and Herzegovina Czech Republic North Macedonia Republic of Moldova Latin American and Caribbean States (28): Antigua and Barbuda Dominican Republic El Salvador Saint Kitts and Nevis Saint Lucia Saint Vincent and the Grenadines Trinidad and Tobago Western European and Other States (25): Liechtenstein Netherlands New Zealand Switzerland United Kingdom justanotherfarkinfarker (3) Funniest 33 minutes ago Why would they bother with the effort? They have their guy in office, no need for fancy tech, the farker just sends whatever documents are in the bathroom that day. (0) Funniest 31 minutes ago Putin: "I will meet in Alaska, which used to belong to Russian, just to assess if Russian needs to reclaim it to save the millions of Russians that live there." aurora monolith (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago TomTudbury: Jojo_TheDogFacedBoy: I Ate Shergar: Sheesh. Imagine being the poor sap at the FSB who has to spend all day listening to that idiot's deluded rambling. And farts. So many farts. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SPLATTER! Alexa: farts plrase. (5) Funniest 32 minutes ago aurora monolith (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago aurora monolith: TomTudbury: Jojo_TheDogFacedBoy: I Ate Shergar: Sheesh. Imagine being the poor sap at the FSB who has to spend all day listening to that idiot's deluded rambling. And farts. So many farts. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SPLATTER! Alexa: farts plrase. Alexa: Farts please (1) Funniest 34 minutes ago sum bum on a park bench: CCNP: As we have seen, the Secret Service is too incompetent in cahoots to stop this from happening. Look at the assassination ploy Not only did Trump control Biden's Secret Service, he corrupted Biden's DOJ as well. Everyone knows Merrick Garland was in Trump's pocket. That's why Biden was forced to go get Jack Smith from The Hague to prosecute Trump. https://www.npr.org/2022/11/18/1137847204/who-is-doj-special-counsel-jack-smith Now we know Biden's FBI was in Trump's pocket too. The liars at Biden's FBI said Trump was strict was a bullet. https://www.npr.org/2024/07/27/nx-s1-5053981/fbi-trump-bullet-assassination Nobody should call the 2024 election the "Trump Comeback." Trump never left power! Sometimes it feels like this is actually Trump's 3rd term. Mister Buttons (0) Funniest 34 minutes ago I Ate Shergar: Sheesh. Imagine being the poor sap at the FSB who has to spend all day listening to that idiot's deluded rambling. Oswalt - Don't Bug My Car (1) Funniest 35 minutes ago Demetrius: [Fark user image image 602x254] People just don't understand how much real diplomacy happens in the photos. It's not so much the discussions or agreements that matter, but the pictures that really count. There was no need to send Ukraine any lethal weapons for defense, because look at the photo! Obama scowled at Putin so hard that he almost gave Crimea back to Ukraine. Benevolent Misanthrope (2) Funniest 33 minutes ago Ragin' Asian: So, as the war's architect, Putin got an effective American embrace, a red carpet welcome and presidential applause. Trump, in return, got nothing to present as a tangible achievement. The summit, then, amounts to a clear win for Putin. Art of the deal. He may have gotten nothing to present, but I guarantee you the meeting benefited him personally. Also, there could be some shenanigans on the order of the secret provisions of the Germany-Russia Pact of 1940/41, on the order of how they plan to carve up real estate once Trump gets the world into a war. /If that's true, I predict it will end up about as well for the US as if did for Germany. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Benevolent Misanthrope: Ragin' Asian: So, as the war's architect, Putin got an effective American embrace, a red carpet welcome and presidential applause. Trump, in return, got nothing to present as a tangible achievement. The summit, then, amounts to a clear win for Putin. Art of the deal. He may have gotten nothing to present, but I guarantee you the meeting benefited him personally. Also, there could be some shenanigans on the order of the secret provisions of the Germany-Russia Pact of 1940/41, on the order of how they plan to carve up real estate once Trump gets the world into a war. /If that's true, I predict it will end up about as well for the US as if did for Germany. This is why we should be thankful Trump is deporting so many migrants. He is doing them all a favor. Would you want to be stuck in Germany while it was being obliterated and overrun by foreign invaders? As for me, I have my Visa and I'm ready to split to the Caribbean. Also, I shifted my portfolio into only defense stocks, and I suggest everyone else do the same. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago I'm not sure the Russians are interested in getting listening devices next to a guy they already own, subby. If they wanted to know what he was babbling about, they'd order him to report it. We don't call him Agent Orange just because he's poisonous, ya know. 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