Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Well, I don't know about all that Iran stuff, but the "Nightwatch" doomsday plane just landed in Washington, D.C (newsweek.com) More: Scary, United States, Germany, Russia, Supreme Leader of Iran, Ali Khamenei, France, United States Air Force, Newspaper 645 clicks;posted toMain »on 19 Jun 2025 at 12:50 PM(30 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 42 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest FlashHarry (0) Funniest TomTudbury (9) Funniest FlashHarry: [Fark user image image 705x354] I'll tell you what it means. No size restrictions and screw the limit. OtherLittleGuy (8) Funniest I thought it was already here. GardenWeasel (4) Funniest SpectroBoy (15) Funniest It must be a big plane to hold all these dudes By the way, if you EVER find yourself in Amsterdam and have a chance to see this (and the other Rembrandts) in person it is SO worth the trip. This painting is huge, and the details are so amazing SpectroBoy (9) Funniest GardenWeasel: OOGA BOOGA Yeah, let's not crap our pants every time the military moves an asset. They move stuff ALL THE TIME. Besides, the one thing we can know for sure is if Stinky is planning to bomb iran there will be too little planning and preparation, not a bunch of precautionary moves. He's probably be on a golf course when it happens. "Let me know how it goes. When you come back to update bring me 3 big macs, two orders of fries, and a diet coke" (1) Funniest GardenWeasel: OOGA BOOGA Pretty much FTA "...but Newsweek previously reported that it is most likely no more than a show of force." Badmoodman (1) Funniest Trump: 'We got a Doomsday Plane and I want to use it! We need to build a Doomsday Train, and we'll name it ... Snowpiercer! And a Doomsday Ship, and we'll name it ... Poseidon!' fiddlehead (0) Funniest 24 minutes ago Flighttracker says it went to DC on June 17 and then back to Omaha on June 18 unless I'm reading it wrong. I don't know how routinely it goes to DC, anyone know? (8) Funniest 17 minutes ago (7) Funniest less than a minute ago SpectroBoy: It must be a big plane to hold all these dudes [media.npr.org image 850x477] By the way, if you EVER find yourself in Amsterdam and have a chance to see this (and the other Rembrandts) in person it is SO worth the trip. This painting is huge, and the details are so amazing And these guys... BeerGraduate (3) Funniest less than a minute ago NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!! (1) Funniest less than a minute ago fiddlehead: Flighttracker says it went to DC on June 17 and then back to Omaha on June 18 unless I'm reading it wrong. I don't know how routinely it goes to DC, anyone know? Why wouldn't it pretty much always be somewhere in prooximity to POTUS? I'd think that's the kind of asset you wouldn't want to wait to shuttle in from farking OMAHA. rockymountainrider (2) Funniest less than a minute ago SpectroBoy: It must be a big plane to hold all these dudes [media.npr.org image 850x477] By the way, if you EVER find yourself in Amsterdam and have a chance to see this (and the other Rembrandts) in person it is SO worth the trip. This painting is huge, and the details are so amazing Exactly, on the painting front anyway. I'm partial to The Raft of the Medusa myself, Gericault not Rembrandt. The scale of the art is astounding, personally, more satisfying than the study that is the Mona Lisa (just to further mix artists) (6) Funniest less than a minute ago The idea of this orange idiot floating around eating hamberders while the rest of us burn in our homes is indescribably repulsive to me. Shadow Blasko (0) Funniest I saw this movie. /Also interesting that things went nuclear first in the straight or Hormuz in the movie, with a small nuke torpedo or depth charge. Private_Citizen (0) Funniest less than a minute ago (7) Funniest less than a minute ago Autoerotic Defenestration (4) Funniest less than a minute ago Schmerd1948 (4) Funniest less than a minute ago I'd love to see video of the kicking and gouging in the White House to see who gets on that plane. There will be blood. (1) Funniest less than a minute ago fiddlehead: Flighttracker says it went to DC on June 17 and then back to Omaha on June 18 unless I'm reading it wrong. I don't know how routinely it goes to DC, anyone know? Probably when Stinky needs a 'I am not a Chicken....see...i have my Nuke plane RIGHT HERE!' Gimme my Nobel or I shall fly it a second time! (1) Funniest less than a minute ago I don't remember there being planes in that movie. Night Watch Trailer 2004 /might still have it on DVD //not going to re-watch it otherwise as I'm boycotting russia (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Schmerd1948: I'd love to see video of the kicking and gouging in the White House to see who gets on that plane. There will be blood. Jeff Goldblum and Judd Hirsch (1) Funniest less than a minute ago SpectroBoy: It must be a big plane to hold all these dudes [media.npr.org image 850x477] By the way, if you EVER find yourself in Amsterdam and have a chance to see this (and the other Rembrandts) in person it is SO worth the trip. This painting is huge, and the details are so amazing /all of the people in it are life size //and supposedly it was cut down to transport it at some point Bullroarer_Took (0) Funniest less than a minute ago The E-4B Nightwatch can remain airborne for extended periods, capable of refueling mid-air. Protected against electromagnetic pulse attacks, and capable of surviving a nuclear blast, the plane is equipped with advanced satellite communications, shielding technologies, and can accomodate more than 100 people pup.socket (0) Funniest less than a minute ago So, bibi successfully played on the fear of don the bouffon for his life, just like in an 80s spy thriller, eh? (0) Funniest less than a minute ago (2) Funniest less than a minute ago NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: fiddlehead: Flighttracker says it went to DC on June 17 and then back to Omaha on June 18 unless I'm reading it wrong. I don't know how routinely it goes to DC, anyone know? Why wouldn't it pretty much always be somewhere in prooximity to POTUS? I'd think that's the kind of asset you wouldn't want to wait to shuttle in from farking OMAHA. Duty is split between POTUS and a flag officer (general or admiral) who has authority to act if POTUS can't be reached. AF1 is the default plane for POTUS, and the two planes that usually act as AF1 already follow POTUS around. Standard procedure for the past 50 years. fiddlehead (0) Funniest less than a minute ago NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: fiddlehead: Flighttracker says it went to DC on June 17 and then back to Omaha on June 18 unless I'm reading it wrong. I don't know how routinely it goes to DC, anyone know? Why wouldn't it pretty much always be somewhere in prooximity to POTUS? I'd think that's the kind of asset you wouldn't want to wait to shuttle in from farking OMAHA. Seems like it chills at Offutt most of the time. Internet Nomad (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Notabunny: GardenWeasel: OOGA BOOGA Pretty much FTA "...but Newsweek previously reported that it is most likely no more than a show of force." Or we're about to nuke Fordow My Sober Alt (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Internet Nomad (0) Funniest less than a minute ago fiddlehead: Flighttracker says it went to DC on June 17 and then back to Omaha on June 18 unless I'm reading it wrong. I don't know how routinely it goes to DC, anyone know? Probably classified Weight Lifting Elitist (2) Funniest less than a minute ago Arab nations in the region are testing their nuclear warning sirens and preparing to deal with fallout. If Iran had a nuke, now would be the time they would use it. Even if they just have uranium, they can strap it to a bomb or a person and irridate an entire city, making it uninhabitable. So yeah, Doomsday Plane. New Rising Sun (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Bullroarer_Took: The E-4B Nightwatch can remain airborne for extended periods, capable of refueling mid-air. Protected against electromagnetic pulse attacks, and capable of surviving a nuclear blast, the plane is equipped with advanced satellite communications, shielding technologies, and can accomodate more than 100 people [c.files.bbci.co.uk image 624x351] King Cool refrigerators Aircraft Company spongeboob (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Badmoodman: Trump: 'We got a Doomsday Plane and I want to use it! We need to build a Doomsday Train, and we'll name it ... Snowpiercer! And a Doomsday Ship, and we'll name it ... Poseidon!' Doomsday submarine will be USS Sawfish spongeboob (1) Funniest less than a minute ago Schmerd1948: I'd love to see video of the kicking and gouging in the White House to see who gets on that plane. There will be blood. I want to see Trump telling the Junior and Eric there's no room (0) Funniest less than a minute ago spongeboob: Schmerd1948: I'd love to see video of the kicking and gouging in the White House to see who gets on that plane. There will be blood. I want to see Trump telling the Junior and Eric there's no room spongeboob (0) Funniest less than a minute ago dustman81: spongeboob: Schmerd1948: I'd love to see video of the kicking and gouging in the White House to see who gets on that plane. There will be blood. I want to see Trump telling the Junior and Eric there's no room [Fark user image image 850x479] I went looking for the video Mr. Burns' Escape Pod (0) Funniest less than a minute ago SpectroBoy: GardenWeasel: OOGA BOOGA Yeah, let's not crap our pants every time the military moves an asset. They move stuff ALL THE TIME. Besides, the one thing we can know for sure is if Stinky is planning to bomb iran there will be too little planning and preparation, not a bunch of precautionary moves. He's probably be on a golf course when it happens. "Let me know how it goes. When you come back to update bring me 3 big macs, two orders of fries, and a diet coke" They haven't told him yet that they want him removed to an offsite bunker if the US actually bombs Iranian sites. He'll be worried it will make him look weak if he's not standing on the front lawn making pronouncements as it happens. PirateKing (0) Funniest less than a minute ago What, you think Trump will evacuate? In his moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago Are you ready kids? YouPeopleAreCrazy (0) Funniest less than a minute ago indy_kid: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: fiddlehead: Flighttracker says it went to DC on June 17 and then back to Omaha on June 18 unless I'm reading it wrong. I don't know how routinely it goes to DC, anyone know? Why wouldn't it pretty much always be somewhere in prooximity to POTUS? I'd think that's the kind of asset you wouldn't want to wait to shuttle in from farking OMAHA. Duty is split between POTUS and a flag officer (general or admiral) who has authority to act if POTUS can't be reached. AF1 is the default plane for POTUS, and the two planes that usually act as AF1 already follow POTUS around. Standard procedure for the past 50 years. When Pres Reagan went to Moscow, the E-4B was parked at Ramstein AB GE. Somewhere in my pile o crap, I have a rather unique pic of it, from almost directly overhead. About 750-1000 ft. Displayed 42 of 42 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. 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