New Members Added: 358/1000 Skip to content Try Ads-Free Fark It's Not News, It's Fark How To FarkLog In | Sign Up » Forgot password? Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience. If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page. Discussion Entertainment Dicks eating Foot Locker is probably better than Foot Locker eating Dicks (reuters.com) More: News 956 clicks;posted toMain »and Business »on 14 May 2025 at9:05 PM(1 hour ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link 41 Comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. View Voting Results:SmartestandFunniest (0) Funniest JulieAzel626 (0) Funniest To be known as Dick Foot Locker. (0) Funniest Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient (7) Funniest LordOfThePings (0) Funniest Altering the deal (0) Funniest MrHormel: [Fark user image 425x566] Mrtraveler01 (3) Funniest Shares of Foot Locker surged 62.32% in extended trading, while Dick's Sporting Goods was down about 5%. That's how you know this acquisition was a great idea! (5) Funniest Mrtraveler01: Shares of Foot Locker surged 62.32% in extended trading, while Dick's Sporting Goods was down about 5%. That's how you know this acquisition was a great idea! That's typically how it goes with acquisitions. The acquired company's stock goes up, while the acquiring company's stock goes down. (0) Funniest Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: [Fark user image 631x584] And like most regional cultural icons, it's a mediocre product with terrible service at exorbitant prices. Great tourist trap, though. EnderWiggnz (0) Funniest dustman81: MrHormel: [Fark user image 425x566] [Fark user image image 640x286] Madstand's New Acct (7) Funniest Man, fark Dick's Sporting Goods. I worked there for about 4 months as a stop-gap job after getting let go from my security system installer job. They implemented a company wide rule for all full time employees - if you want to remain full time (and have health insurance. Part time received no benefits) you had to have completely open availability. If the store was open, you had to be able to be scheduled during that time. One woman I worked with was a single mom. She worked the day while her son was at school. The rule came down and they changed her schedule to nights. She couldn't work it because she had no one to watch her son at night. Dick's said tough luck - work nights or lose your job. She punched out that night and never came back. So farking heartless. I was already on my way out to a new job so I didn't get screwed but I know I would have. doctorguilty (4) Funniest I thought they were out of business already. I don't remember the last time I saw a Foot Locker store. (5) Funniest I used to work at a dicks. I don't know how dicks is even considered a sports store. It's 50% golf at this point. 25% under armor. Then garbage for any other sport with insane prices. I hope they go under. (2) Funniest Madstand's New Acct: Man, fark Dick's Sporting Goods. I worked there for about 4 months as a stop-gap job after getting let go from my security system installer job. They implemented a company wide rule for all full time employees - if you want to remain full time (and have health insurance. Part time received no benefits) you had to have completely open availability. If the store was open, you had to be able to be scheduled during that time. One woman I worked with was a single mom. She worked the day while her son was at school. The rule came down and they changed her schedule to nights. She couldn't work it because she had no one to watch her son at night. Dick's said tough luck - work nights or lose your job. She punched out that night and never came back. So farking heartless. I was already on my way out to a new job so I didn't get screwed but I know I would have. I just said what a bad company they were! I left after my degree. It was a job in college. They are total shiat. They made a girl a manager cause she was dating the other manager. No joke. He said "I like her. Promote her". So she walked around trying to tell people what to do. I worked the climbing wall (before they got rid of that). And she'd try to bark orders at us and we laughed in her face. She knew no side of business. Nothing about climbing. BeerGraduate (0) Funniest Who thought they would pull off a sneaker like this? thealgorerhythm (0) Funniest Sounds like they'll corner the market on foot fetish porn beezeltown (4) Funniest 20 years ago they had "sporting goods". You could pick up fishing line, tent stakes, running shoes, a basketball goal, whatever. Dick's is a joke now, in oversized square footage. Academy Sports moved in a block away. They have everything and low cost house brands. They're killing Dick's (like yer mom). (0) Funniest dustman81: MrHormel: [Fark user image 425x566] [Fark user image image 640x286] Felix Tekat (1) Funniest How does Dick's make money? It is already a shoe store plus polyester apparel. (2) Funniest beezeltown: I 20 years ago they had "sporting goods". You could pick up fishing line, tent stakes, running shoes, a basketball goal, whatever. Dick's is a joke now, in oversized square footage. Academy Sports moved in a block away. They have everything and low cost house brands. They're killing Dick's (like yer mom). shiat company that sets up in rich neighborhoods under the guise that they are sports. It's 50% golf now. Not kidding. And anything kids sports is shiat and overpriced. 50 dollar shin pads for soccer? fark yourself. I hope they go down. Yeti shiat all over. You know there are coolers that do just as well. No idea why yeti got popular. None of these assholes are staying out for a week in the woods. I went to Kentucky on a climbing trip and had a foam one I took that we keep meds chilled in. It was still cold a week later with the ice packs. People are farkin idiots (0) Funniest Felix Tekat: How does Dick's make money? It is already a shoe store plus polyester apparel. They got rid of all the camping items. It's just kids after school sports crap made overseas, golf crap, and yeti coolers. I hope they go bankrupt. (1) Funniest beezeltown: 20 years ago they had "sporting goods". You could pick up fishing line, tent stakes, running shoes, a basketball goal, whatever. Dick's is a joke now, in oversized square footage. Academy Sports moved in a block away. They have everything and low cost house brands. They're killing Dick's (like yer mom). Ours has kayaks, fishing supplies, exercise equipment and sport gear, plus clothing and shoes. Do they have some sort of stripped down version elsewhere? stuhayes2010 (0) Funniest How are Dicks and Foot Locker rivals? zekeburger (0) Funniest 28th St. in Grand Rapids, Michigan (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago If we had a legitimate federal government, this might raise antitrust concerns. But we don't so whatever. BeerGraduate (0) Funniest 30 minutes ago Being a monopoly doesn't seem very sporting wildcardjack (0) Funniest 35 minutes ago Felix Tekat: How does Dick's make money? It is already a shoe store plus polyester apparel. $20 disc golf discs. Aside_Adventure (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: [Fark user image 631x584] Did you ride the SLUT to get those? I May Be Crazy But... (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago beezeltown: 20 years ago they had "sporting goods". You could pick up fishing line, tent stakes, running shoes, a basketball goal, whatever. Dick's is a joke now, in oversized square footage. Academy Sports moved in a block away. They have everything and low cost house brands. They're killing Dick's (like yer mom). Some people would brag about oversized Dicks. wildcardjack (1) Funniest 33 minutes ago Nosatril: beezeltown: 20 years ago they had "sporting goods". You could pick up fishing line, tent stakes, running shoes, a basketball goal, whatever. Dick's is a joke now, in oversized square footage. Academy Sports moved in a block away. They have everything and low cost house brands. They're killing Dick's (like yer mom). Ours has kayaks, fishing supplies, exercise equipment and sport gear, plus clothing and shoes. Do they have some sort of stripped down version elsewhere? Depends on the neighborhood. In Frisco they have cricket supplies, in Flower Mound it's all golf and soccer mom approved activities. If you want camping, hit the Walmart or Bass Pro Shop. swankywanky (0) Funniest 32 minutes ago "Well, you have my interest." (0) Funniest 33 minutes ago Felix Tekat: How does Dick's make money? It is already a shoe store plus polyester apparel. Like this except for Dicks (0) Funniest 2 minutes ago King Something (0) Funniest less than a minute ago (0) Funniest 1 minute ago JulieAzel626: To be known as Dick Foot Locker. One Foot Dick Licker (0) Funniest less than a minute ago cyberspacedout (0) Funniest less than a minute ago zekeburger: [Fark user image image 425x684] 28th St. in Grand Rapids, Michigan Well, there's another store I'll be avoiding. (0) Funniest less than a minute ago This is a completely stupid move (1) Funniest less than a minute ago waxbeans: This is a completely stupid move One could say it's a dick move (0) Funniest 1 minute ago Floki: JulieAzel626: To be known as Dick Foot Locker. One Foot Dick Licker (0) Funniest less than a minute ago MrHormel: waxbeans: This is a completely stupid move One could say it's a dick move True footlocker fans won't like lossing the FL experience. And people go to dicks because they are old and completely done with FL. They actually aren't competing for the same customers. Trying to make some good at one store it's going to be f****** stupid. Displayed 41 of 41 comments Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries. Log in (at the top of the page) to enable voting. 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